When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep

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Ranty rant time.

Well, can't say it's a rant, more of correcting an inacuracy.
Aryanne, if you don't know who she is already, then be prepared to have your morals questioned.
She would be considered an Aryan.
And she has a swastika for a cutie mark.
Shoker.
Most people cite her as being a Nazi,
She isn't.

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News story
So, since I bet you don't want to do news, I'll simplify it.
Two twelve year olds stabbed another twelve year old 19 times.
They're facing 65 years in prison
They are on 50,000 Bail, each.
They said they did it to please Slenderman. Slenderman. SLENDERMAN. THE FUCK?!?
Draw your own damn conclusion.

Ok, so, I have a new story on the way. It's called The Farm. It'll supposedly have friendship, and darkness, and sadness, and public execution. Public. Execution.
Yeah, I want to know what I must have smoked to come up with that sh*t. Anyway, once it's approved, I'll link it in the blog, and whatnot, and then you can go and tell me what a f-ed up person I am.

I am Custard Bumpkin, the Derpy Manchild, destined to Scold Equestria.
Hey kid, wanna buy a fate?

So, If you haven't heard of the game, released in 2006 for the PS2, don't feel bad. It wasn't very popular, for reasons I can't comprehend.

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So, I've always been a fan of the artwork made by the community. Recently, I've been watching a lot of artwork streams. Unfortunately, I can't draw for crap, so it's not like I'll be able to do that.
Anywhoozles, new chapters will come out eventually. I swear.
(Also, James if you're reading this, Hiiiiiii!)

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Once it gets in, it will NEVER leave.
I can't possibly fathom why, but hell...it just wont leave...
WhatisthisIdon'teven.swf
(No, seriously, look at this, tell me what you think.)

Sorry everyone, I just haven't been inspired as of recent. *Shrug*
But have the new thing I did. It involves pone! (What a shocker.)
Now with 100% more actual story!