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drunkenpandaren


Vast media fan, short story and epic yarn spinner. Look out for falling plot devices.

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Ever since Megan enrolled in Canterlot High, she's seen a lot of weird things that doesn't explain things. Like why a famous Chaos Theorist is teaching math. Or why the principal seems to be letting Sunset Shimmer rule the school for the last three years. Or just plain Pinkie Pie.

This doesn't bother Megan, not at all. She's comfortable being in her little bubble. A bubble soon to be popped by the upcoming Fall Formal.

Set in the Equestria Girls IDW Comic Universe, slight crossover with G1 characters as mentioned in Annual #1.

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Life in St. Saddle isn't too hard. Sure there's the supervillains around, but at the same time, pretty normal. Right?

Rarity tries to forget that she's dealt a hand she didn't want to be dealt, but as the events of Mare Do Well have come back to Ponyville, she realizes she can't outrun her Uncle Drake any longer. Even if it means being so distraught you can't even utilize your fainting divan properly.

A story set in season 2, a couple of weeks after The Mysterious Mare Do Well, fusion with the IDW depiction of Darkwing Duck from Issue 8 of MLP Micro.

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Big Macintosh just wants some nails. He doesn't want to deal with baby ponies, meander all across Ponyville or do anything of the sort, he just wants some nails. He especially doesn't want to enter a time warp accidentally and save Ponyville of 50 years ago from Mutant Apes.

Wait, what?

Set in the Somepony Universe, nearly a year before Throne of Tirek.

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Orion Pax was a Archivist, one of the most well thought out scholars of Cybertron and a dear friend of Megatronius.

Megatronius was a gladiator, who aspired for great reform and change.

Two ideals which eventually clashed, and ended on Cybertron, but not without the aid of the ponies of Equestria.

Shining Armor is just trying to keep his day normal, and spend long overdue downtime with Twilight. Just him and her, brother and sister and things to catch up on. But it all changed when he was called out to a cabbage patch, and a new pony calling himself Orion Pax rose from the depths of the Stasis Pod. To make matters worse, there might be another reality out there that threatens the safety of Equestria and all that Shining holds dear.

Note: The story has been resumed, with some edits. Further developments and chapters will be added at a later date.

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Even athletes know when they have to go into beauty works for the sake of their health. Rainbow Dash knows this and yet she has to confront her fears in some way.

Lotus Blossom and Aloe have been treating Rainbow Dash for weeks now, and a few weeks after the events of The Throne of Tirek, Rainbow comes in long overdue for a treatment. Maybe it isn't so bad sometimes to do this whole girly stuff, but it certainly is wince-inducing.

Set in the Somepony Universe, at the same time as Road Trip

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It's Spike's first time traveling with Lyra and Big Mac, much less Bumblebee. They're headed to Fillydelphia for a music festival and seeing the sights. It's supposed to be a simple overnight trip, even if Twilight is worried by Lyra's ever-changing slogan t-shirt. But questions keep popping up. Just how connected is Equestria to Cybertron? And how far down the rabbit hole does it go?

A follow up to The Throne of Tirek, set a few weeks after the end of it.

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How long has it been since their world has had peace? For Celestia, the moments where she could truly be at ease were far and fleeting in between. Even now, as she watches her little ponies head into a great challenge, her actions always defined the past, and perhaps the future still.

Wheeljack has always been a Wrecker. He always has, he always will be. He doesn't play nice with the chain of command. He breaks everything he touches. And yet there was something that drew him to this world so many years ago. And on this day, when an old foe returned, Wheeljack has to face up to the past.

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Lyra Heartstrings hasn't been a normal pony for a long time. Not since she was a filly, and certainly not since the day when metal not-ponies fell from the sky. On a day like any other, the morning after Team MAXIMAL reported in a trio of old friends get together for some hard cider and reminiscing about the good old days.

Sequel and Prequel to The Meaning of Truth and Sompony to Look Out For. Set in the same universe.

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Princess Luna's been up for 24 hours.

She's about to go for another 12.

She also has coffee.

Flash Sentry is filling in for the sick Dusk Guard pony Ralph on the same day Princess Luna came to visit his guard station. On a seemingly innocent Bugbear hunt no less. One would assume that he would know what he was getting into.

A short tale set in the Somepony Universe which may or may not have several more chapters added as time goes on. This fic takes place the same day as the Luna Micro Series ends.

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Time. It's a bunch of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

Time. It's also created by memory.

Perhaps one is true of the other. But there is always something to be said about old stories. Old tales of things that happen in Equestria, strange, inexplicable things that cannot be explained because it just doesn't happen to normal ponies. Normal ponies who aren't a part of UNIT. Or a part of Torchwood. Or don't suddenly transform into an armored pony. Or associates with giant robots. Or even has a muffin break circulating a floating star in the middle of the solar system.

A strange collection of tales follows, of ponies that should have faded into history, and yet in pony memory, there will always, and can always be these things.

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