A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
You will learn nothing of me by reading this, but you will read it all the same... You did didn't you? You sick monster.
Some people, or ponies, have secrets that shouldn't be taken lightly.
"Your never fully dressed without a smile~" --Alastor
Friends aren't people who don't piss you off. They're people who are worth forgiving over and over.
Your puny human mind will shatter before my mind-bending wrath! Unless you bring me cake and cookies, in which case I shall grace you with mercy. For now. Also, Luna is cute pony. MACHINES!
"Ed, what happened to your stairs?" "My parents took them because I am grounded Eddy!"
I've been the fan of the show for awhile, and this site is awesome! I love reading fanfiction, but i don't clop.
My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?
Fighting Dyslexia one misspelled word at a time! (and failing less and less as I go)
It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun
One who fantasizes about what it would be like to live in Equestria.
If it's not messed up, it's not from the Balkans.... Lemme tell you how messed up I am.
"Do you want to screw or is returning what I think might be a show of interest going to turn into a sexual harassment lawsuit?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, i suck at rhyming so fuck you. orange
There is a man sitting on a park bench, perusing a weathered book in his red right hand. He smiles at you, inviting you to share a tale. Share a laugh, recall your fears; regardless, he will listen.