An animatronic bear named Freddy makes an offhand remark. No one is ready for what happens next.

Inspired by the works of Sable Lynn & Joshua Shaw, the creators of the Five Nights at F**kboy's RPGs, as well as several other things.

Tagged for strong language, sexual references, and a singular human corpse.

Barack Obama approaches the Barrier with a pair of legendary weapons handed down to Presidents through the ages by George Washington. What he unleashes upon the Pink Wall of Doom is…unexpected to say the least.

A crackfic based on The Conversion Bureau stories and a YouTube video that stuck with me.

EDIT: Achievement Earned - Make the Popular Stories list on the day it was submitted.

EDIT 2 (ELECTRIC BOOGALOO): Soon to be reviewed on the relatively new and quite under-rated review show, Taco Tuesday, managed by YouTube user Red Spybot / FIMFiction user Red Does Reviewing. The link to it in all its multimedia glory is right here.

Tirek has taken every last drop of pony magic in Equestria, thanks to Twilight Sparkle. There's only one thing that's standing between Tirek and world domination.

A green bush.

An HiE parody written in two hours.

"I promised you entertainment.

"I promised you a vast adventure.

"I promised you a hero's journey with no stops, none of the conventions expected.

"I promised you parallels.

"I promised you magic.

"I promised you -" 85588585 85558858 85558585 85558588 85558888 85588885 85858858

No you didn't.

"I have now."

After being given a link to a fanfiction, Lee Richards learns the hard way that he is a Silvertongue - a person with the rare gift of turning the written word into reality.

Apparently reading a fanfiction out loud can summon characters from them, so now he has to try and bring a certain unicorn back home. What could possibly go wrong?

Inspired by Dawn of the First Day, written by Miniscule Literary, Inkheart by Cornelia Funke, and OH GOD THE RAPTURE IS BURNING by DJay32, as well as various other works. Reader discretion is advised, and all outside works are the intellectual properties of their original authors.