Hug your nearest alicorn.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

Howdy, I’m Burt.

A fellow traveler...

I write horsewords for RGRE

Hi.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Swedish injection molding technician

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Can't sing, can't dance, can't paint, can't make animations. But is a silly pervert, so I write stupid perverted things.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

It's fanfiction all the way down.

What to do with my life now

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

(Insert witty comment here)

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Awkward.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

Plain and simple Brony. (Loves Ding Dongs. (The chocolate kind(Not the weiner kind (Unless I'm in a good mood.))))

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

The man without a plan.

"Internet Friends" are just friends you haven't shaken hands with yet.