Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

This and That and a big striped cat.

A youtuber who enjoys making reviews on movies and tv shows. I have come for enjoyment.

Speak German to me

Is best tree

A derp trying to make sense of reality.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I AM THE HOLLYWOOD GOD OF THE BRONIES

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

I am German k?

A kind guy who loves friends, mlp and loves to read!

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

You mean I can write anything here and it'll be my short bio?

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark