A derp trying to make sense of reality.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

Is best tree

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I am German k?

The smallest changes can make the biggest difference.

I AM THE HOLLYWOOD GOD OF THE BRONIES

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

Fate fell short

Passionate writer that is still exploring new grounds. Trying out various schemes and writing styles. I hope you enjoy!

Aka Dr Massey, Paradox, Tiff the Cliff, Cannon Ninja. Rule Britannia!

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

Your face shall follow all.

I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.