"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

BACK FROM THE DEAD!