Puns, Cliches and a whole lot of bad grammer. Yeah yall are gonna love me.
I'm proud of my work, but... Writer's Block is the biggest and most terrifying problem any author has to face, especially alone. Sorry for inactivity lately.
If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.
Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.
The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
Army, writer, friend, and wikd imgination. This is a short hobby ive had since 2012. Been a brony since 2010