"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

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Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.