Pirate Dash's shippang adventure

by Mysterious Troll

Alternate Crupar Sux

Pirade Dash wus straped to a tabull redy to be cupgaked. Then, out of nowear, Twilight showd up, staring at Pinkamena as if to say, U sudnt have don that. Shi then sayed 2 Pickamena, "Unhand my love you vile fiend."

Parite Das said un resposne, "Thank goodness Bookworm. You're here to save me right?"

Twalit tan sait, "Yes, now let's get out of here." Trilite then teleportaled them back to the ship. Twilighht thin scoldud Pirutu Dah. "You should have known better than to leave me. We have been so sad that you left. What inspired you to leave me in the first place?" Twulught wuz staerting two cri.

Piratae Dush reponded bi sayang, "I felt so bored of being around you so much that I felt the need to get time away from you. I now realize that it was a mistake. I'm sorry, I'll never do it again."

Thu tou then stared at thie sunsat, pondering their next adventores.

Di end (oar iz id?)

Author's Note:

April Fools, as many of you guessed already. I decided to write this entire story for this reason. However, I may make a sequel story (not to this version of chapter six but the original version.) at some point. If someone wishes to however, they can make a sequel to this alternate version of chapter six but I won't do any such thing. Thanks for reading and may we see each other again sometime. ; )

Comments

[Dr. Equestria]

The thing is that this fic tries too hard to be bad, like it feels unnatural.

Its like if a Republican tried to act poor. Doesn't matter how hard they tried, they just don't know how.

[Mysterious Troll]

2364056>>2364253 I'm confused as to why anyone would criticize something that's trying to suck. And no, I wasn't really going for subtlety with this fic, just going for an april fools joke. Still, since you probably don't have anything better to do, what do you suggest I could do "better" if I decided to make a sequel to this?

[Dr. Equestria]

2365669 The reason I gave a little criticism is because I am a fan of troll fiction, and have in fact written a troll fic before.

People have being criticizing things which have tried to suck for a long, long time. Shakespeare for example, some of his stuff is just awful but people still take his work very seriously.

And its pretty blatant that subtlety wasn't your intention.

I'm also just as confused as you are, as to why you insult me with the whole "Still, since you probably don't have anything better to do" thing, since lets not forget that we're both on a site dedicated to a toy that is marketed to little girls. And then ask for my help?

Geez, forgive me for telling you what I thought of your story.

[Mysterious Troll]

2367639 Touché. I'm sorry for offending you, I just was poking a bit of fun at the concept and you do have good points there. I would like to know what I could do "better" next time though and I'll look up your troll fic. Is it on fimfiction or is it somewhere else?

[Dr. Equestria]

2368155 That's quite alright, I can understand why you would say so but I mean, it was hardly a in-depth analysis, if so I would totally agree with you.

I would make typos even more aplenty and I would say to try and make more pathetic attempts to be smart. You also keep the formatting too good, it should read like its been broken, fixed with duck tape and then broken again.

Its on Fanfiction.net and to be a self-promoting twat, I would say for examples of things I've said above, read through all three chapters of my own story:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7705610/1/Modern-Warmare-4-Starship-Troopers

Also, I see that you've started to get into The Conversion Bureau, just to warn you I would be very careful about what that pro-nazism Chatoyance has written. I'm not kidding, that lady hates humans with a passion with the irony being completely lost on her.

Edit: typo fix