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// Alternate Crupar Sux 
// Story: Pirate Dash's shippang adventure 
// by Mysterious Troll 
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  Pirade Dash wus straped to a tabull redy to be cupgaked. Then, out of nowear, Twilight showd up, staring at Pinkamena as if to say, U sudnt have don that. Shi then sayed 2 Pickamena, "Unhand my love you vile fiend." 

Parite Das said un resposne, "Thank goodness Bookworm. You're here to save me right?"

Twalit tan sait, "Yes, now let's get out of here." Trilite then teleportaled them back to the ship. Twilighht thin scoldud Pirutu Dah. "You should have known better than to leave me. We have been so sad that you left. What inspired you to leave me in the first place?" Twulught wuz staerting two cri.

Piratae Dush reponded bi sayang, "I felt so bored of being around you so much that I felt the need to get time away from you. I now realize that it was a mistake. I'm sorry, I'll never do it again."

Thu tou then stared at thie sunsat, pondering their next adventores. 

Di end (oar iz id?)