Ooh, this is interesting. From the reading of the title and description of the story reminds me of this hilarious story on FimFiction titled "Celestia's Big Day" where Celestia tries to commit suicide. Emphasis on "try". She only succeeds in destroying most of her internal organs and breaking most every bone in her body. She's still alive, though. Also, the story is labled a "Comedy". So, yeah. Here it is, if you want to read it: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/59796/celestias-big-day
Pinkie Pie was swinging on Rainbow Dash's intestines? Her guts have some serious tensile strength. I'm guessing she won't be dying from a perforated colon any time soon.
I'll probably read this, since it's friggin' dramatic, but I gotta say, it could really do without the gruesome descriptions. They don't really fill any function other than grossing the reader out. Or chock value.
lol after that i hope the next chapter has one of the following happen
1. Applejack freaking out 2. Twilight calmly killing Rainbow while Applejack goes WTF 3. Pinkie killing Rainbow, Pinkies training working and Rainbow POPS away from the others, leaving AJ and Twi angry as f**k
amazing story so far and quite unique (closest fanfic would be Hard Reset for sheer uniqueness towards characters offing themselves)
well done and cannot wait for the rest of the chapters
ps. I expect at least one beheading at some point preferably in front of scoots, flutters or rarity
The door had already swung shut before Mrs. Cake’s reply left her throat. Dash flexed her wing back and worth, constantly glancing back to make sure there weren’t any cuts or tears.
The hiss of the flames died down, becoming a simply background noise.
So a few more typos, nothing major, but I just thought you ought to know and stuff.
And in other news: Holy shit. I’m torn between cringing and crying, and laughing hysterically. Look forward to the next chapter.
2173527 You can barbecue veggies and mushrooms, and there's some evidence of possible omnivorous tendencies. The pigs aren't shown as sentient, so they could be for bacon and garbage disposal.
On top of all that, real life horses are omnivores, with a highly herbivorous diet, for the most part.
You know, an actual what-if type crossover of this fic and Cupcakes would be actually really entertaining to read. Because of the anesthetic part of the spell, Rainbow would be casually insulting Cupcakes!Pinkie as she's being carved up, then she would proceed to beat the crap out of Pinkie as soon as she respawned (probably dying a few times in the process) and drag her off to the loony bin afterwards.
I'm so glad I had this on to read later now....keep up the good work...this is halarious to read with all of dash's deaths'....Pinkie trying kill dash is my new favorite part in this story. Keep up the good work.
“Would you just look at those points?” Rarity continued. “As sharp and precise as they come. Why I daresay you could cut through an iron door with the flick of a wrist, and look positively stylish while doing so. My contact in Canterlot assures me they’re of the highest quality hoofcraft, and they’re going to be the centerpiece of my new designs this season. Go ahead, feel one. They’re really something.”
I guess you could say they're about to be *puts on sunglasses* blood diamonds. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Also, dat ending
“Oh, hi girls!” she said, letting loose a quick smile. “Any chance you could help here? Because I’ve been at this for a few minutes now, and she just won’t die.”
1. BEST! Ending! Ever!
of all time
2. Only pinkie could say that! You, good sir, Rock!
kitchen. Mrs. Cake frowned and leaned over the sink, watching her spoon finishing falling down the drain. “Oh my, that’s the second time that’s happened. Honestly, these spoons are getting slipperier by the day. Rainbow Dash, could you come over here and do me a quick favor?”
Didn't that happen in one of those final destination movies? I swear, I was scared to put my hand in the garbage disposal for weeks after that... didn't help that my mom turned it on when I had my hand in it, I felt the blades starting to move, never moved so fast in my life, didn't even get a cut. Almost pissed myself though, and spent 3 minutes yelling at my mom after the fact.
Oh Celestia that ending.
Black comedy at it's finest!
pinkie...
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well, I'll let Team Four Star Cooler say this for me:
Another delightful chapter, always a joy to read
oh god
Pinkie, what are you doing?!
Just when it was getting a bit old, that ending!
This fic is bloody amazing.
Love this fic, so much.
Happy Tree Friends meets Final Destination meets My Little Pony.
Fucking GENIUS.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Grilled vegetables, tofu, hayburgers, need I go on?
Also, I wonder what will shock AJ more - Pinkie "going crazy" or Twi getting angry at Dash, not Pinkie.
Epic Applejack freakout incoming.
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I keep throwing all my fav's and likes at the screen but nothing's happening!
Seriously, this is the best dark comedy ever. It just keeps getting better every time Rainbow Dash dies.
Every. Time.
Great way to bleed out, divert all the blood to her face!
Stay outta my shed!
T-Twi... Did... Did you bring me here to kill me?
Now Applejack, wait, I can explain...
No! Ah have a family! Ah ain't goin' like this!
AJ then bucks Twilight in the stomach, running off to Spike and sending a message to the princess. The situation quickly escalates.
Ooh, this is interesting. From the reading of the title and description of the story reminds me of this hilarious story on FimFiction titled "Celestia's Big Day" where Celestia tries to commit suicide. Emphasis on "try". She only succeeds in destroying most of her internal organs and breaking most every bone in her body. She's still alive, though. Also, the story is labled a "Comedy". So, yeah. Here it is, if you want to read it: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/59796/celestias-big-day
holy hell, Pinkie swinging from intestines, after reading Cupcakes, that is not a sight i wish to imagine again.
Awesome chapter.
Hehe, Kenny in Equestria.
Pinkie Pie was swinging on Rainbow Dash's intestines? Her guts have some serious tensile strength. I'm guessing she won't be dying from a perforated colon any time soon.
... Have Opal kill Rainbow.
I'll probably read this, since it's friggin' dramatic, but I gotta say, it could really do without the gruesome descriptions. They don't really fill any function other than grossing the reader out. Or chock value.
Oh wow, this has me in stitches.
This story is awsome and the detail to the violence makes it interesting. Also that ending nearly had me in tears. Keep up the good work.
lol after that i hope the next chapter has one of the following happen
1. Applejack freaking out
2. Twilight calmly killing Rainbow while Applejack goes WTF
3. Pinkie killing Rainbow, Pinkies training working and Rainbow POPS away from the others, leaving AJ and Twi angry as f**k
amazing story so far and quite unique (closest fanfic would be Hard Reset for sheer uniqueness towards characters offing themselves)
well done and cannot wait for the rest of the chapters
ps. I expect at least one beheading at some point preferably in front of scoots, flutters or rarity
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So a few more typos, nothing major, but I just thought you ought to know and stuff.
And in other news: Holy shit. I’m torn between cringing and crying, and laughing hysterically. Look forward to the next chapter.
This is some kind of brilliant. I'll tell you which kind exactly once my brain finishes processing what i just read
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Fuck off. (This is all I have to say to you)
The ending was humorous, can't wait for the next chapter, I don't usually find stories which I just can't put down.
How much do you want to bet that Twilight is going to go rage mode and completely vaporize Dash after she respawns.
BEST FANFIC EVER!!!!!
oh jeeze ... If i were Rainbow Dash i think Pinkie would be acting just a little TOOO okay with the idea of killing me
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You can barbecue veggies and mushrooms, and there's some evidence of possible omnivorous tendencies.
The pigs aren't shown as sentient, so they could be for bacon and garbage disposal.
On top of all that, real life horses are omnivores, with a highly herbivorous diet, for the most part.
I'm just going to leave this here:
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You know, an actual what-if type crossover of this fic and Cupcakes would be actually really entertaining to read. Because of the anesthetic part of the spell, Rainbow would be casually insulting Cupcakes!Pinkie as she's being carved up, then she would proceed to beat the crap out of Pinkie as soon as she respawned (probably dying a few times in the process) and drag her off to the loony bin afterwards.
I'm so glad I had this on to read later now....keep up the good work...this is halarious to read with all of dash's deaths'....Pinkie trying kill dash is my new favorite part in this story. Keep up the good work.
2174208 Applejack also thinks pinkie's insane?
dat gore
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Well, shit...
I'm not sure if AJ is thinking Pinkie is a serial killer, or is just really freaking confused right now.
I thought she would be swinging on Dashie's guts for fun lol
I guess you could say they're about to be *puts on sunglasses* blood diamonds.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Also, dat ending
wonder what happens when she dies from old age...
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I guess they would make you look *puts on sunglasses* sharp.
Had to say it
1. BEST!
Ending!
Ever!
of all time
2. Only pinkie could say that! You, good sir, Rock!
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She'll probably keep dying over and over for eternity...
This... is... AMAZING!!!
This is the first time I have ever laughed at a fanfic so hard I cried. Thank you.
Didn't that happen in one of those final destination movies? I swear, I was scared to put my hand in the garbage disposal for weeks after that... didn't help that my mom turned it on when I had my hand in it, I felt the blades starting to move, never moved so fast in my life, didn't even get a cut. Almost pissed myself though, and spent 3 minutes yelling at my mom after the fact.