Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics

by Nonagon

The Pink Punmaster Returns

"I dread to ask," Twilight said in exasperation, "but Pinkie, why, on the eve of the Ponyville athletics tournament, are you causing inconvenience and injury by stealing everypony's staircases?"

"Oh..." Pinkie Pie sat smugly on her throne of stairs, folding her forelegs in front of her. "Just taking steps to ensure my victory."

Comments

[The Grey Pegasus]

The most pointless fic ever updates!

[Regidar]

Game of Stairs

[nemryn]

[Xuncu]

OH GOD

[Super Trampoline]

Dammit Pinkie

[Dawn Flower]

You are the King Flash-Fiction

[Nonagon]

4731751 Is that a pun? I mean, considering which other story I updated today...

[FloydienSlip]

Nonagon, that pun was executed...

...to the nines.

[Nonagon]

4731873
(Hoisted by my own petard...)

[RedvsBlue327]

Ah, but you see pinkie, how will you prevent your own disqualification?!

[Derpmind]

Re-read the entire thing again. Still hilarious.

4731407

I haven't seen you in forever! How's pony going for ya?

[Rustling Leaves]

That escalatored quickly.
Well done!

[Super Trampoline]

Flutter shy may be the state master, but pinkie is the stair master.

[pinkiepie4th]

Twilight, quick stop her! She's trying to build a staircase to the outer fringes of her reality!

[Titanium Dragon]

I laughed.

[PresentPerfect]

Groan.