Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics

by Nonagon

If Wishes were Fishes

"Be careful, Twilight!" Pinkie Pie cautioned as they entered the glowing cave. "I'm telling you, wishes come true in here! Especially poorly-articulated ones!"

"Don't be silly," Twilight laughed. "If wishes were fishes, then-"

She was cut off as a tide of several tons of flapping fish knocked her off her hooves.

Comments

[Serendras]

Well... At least they can be rich by selling those fishes ?

[The Grey Pegasus]

3155771
Nah, they'll probably find diamonds or something farther into the cave.

[Seether00]

I wish, wish, I hadn't sat on that fish.

[RedvsBlue327]

3155808 Spike eats the things regularly, and seeing how Twilight can still afford to buy food, I believe the fanon theory that diamonds and those other jewels are near worthless for them.

[The Grey Pegasus]

3156523
Umm... Gold then?

[nemryn]

Why do they even have a cave like that

[Kage no Brony]

3156572

Because it goes well with the pond of doubles.

[Rustling Leaves]

If I had a nickel...
...
...Please?

[Wing Zero 032]

3164255 Unfortunately, it doesn't work with money

[The Princess Rarity]

3331527 No, no, definitely not...

...

TELL ME HAVE YOU SEEN THE MARVELOUS BREADFISH

SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN WATERS~

[Regidar]

Great, now I'm hungry

[PresentPerfect]

Get rekt, Twilight. :V