Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics

by Nonagon

The Consequences of Not Checking the Mail

"Twilight?" Spike poked his head through the door. "There's a letter here saying you haven't paid the hydra bill in three months."

"Oh, those things? I threw them away. Come on, Spike, they have to be con artists if they don't even know that the word is-"

There were six simultaneous roars from outside.

"...Twilight?"

"I hate this town."

Comments

[Super Trampoline]

Quite a protection racket those hydras have going on.

[Just another hoerse love]

4955575 hey nonagon I was wondering if you would have a week were the fans write a few chapters

[Nonagon]

5259851 I'm not really inclined to, given that the average chapter is shorter than its own comment section. It would be superfluous and also kind of defeat the purpose. If you have lots of ideas, it only took me 12 chapters to get over the 1000-word minimum; you could fairly easily start your own collection.

[Just another hoerse love]

5259898 ok I Just had an idea about pinkie owning a Blackhawk helicopter

[Regidar]

just burn them to the ground
that fixes most problems

forgot to trim the hedges? burn them to the ground
didn't clean your room? burn it to the ground
forgot your anniversary? burn your wife to the ground
Going to jail for being a serial arsonist?

burn it

burn it all

[PresentPerfect]

now that's comedy :D