//------------------------------// // The Consequences of Not Checking the Mail // Story: Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics // by Nonagon //------------------------------// "Twilight?" Spike poked his head through the door. "There's a letter here saying you haven't paid the hydra bill in three months." "Oh, those things? I threw them away. Come on, Spike, they have to be con artists if they don't even know that the word is-" There were six simultaneous roars from outside. "...Twilight?" "I hate this town."