Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics

by Nonagon

I wasn't prepared for this

Spike cowered. "Isn't this a little excessive?" he said.

"No!" Twilight's voice was tinny. "Do you have any idea what kind of crazy things everyone's going to throw at me now that catchphrase is out? 'Gee, I bet you weren't prepared for this!'" The last gigantic slab of power armor slid into place. "Well, I'll show them! I have power! Knowledge! Visual filters! Whatever totally unexpected situation comes my way, I will be prepared!"

Spike waited. Twilight didn't move. "Is it working?"

Twilight sighed. "I need to pee."

Then Pinkie Pie crashed through the wall in a tank.

Comments

[Master Lyra]

wat

[Master Lyra]

Oh, now I see. Because sense, amirite?

[mageli7]

.... Yaaaaaaaa uhhhhhmmm.... YAAAAAAAA

[Xuncu]

IRON MARE *bitchin' guitar solo*

[Xuncu]

Seriously, after the last chapter of Background Pony I just read, I needed something small and lighthearted.

[The Princess Rarity]

WTAF.

[ek91]

This story has certainly earned it's random tag.

[Regidar]

This makes all the sense in the world. You guys are just trippin' out.
1599151>>1597576>>1596896>>1596398>>1596021

[mageli7]

1600223

Fine Reg, you explain it, I'm at a loss

[Regidar]

1600232 shit she called my bluff

Um... SCIENCE!
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[mageli7]

1600239

Yaaa, I knew you were bluffing, you just lost your flawless hair powers
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AHAHAHAHAHH *Cough, sputter* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[Regidar]

1600306 I have... failed..

[mageli7]

1600345

Yes, yes you have. Now then... TOOO THHHHE MOOOOOON BEEEEEYYYYYETTTTCH
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Have fun up there!

[A mess]

Pinkie learned the hard way to be prepared for potty emergencies!
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[The Rarispy]

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Good, Twilight. Let the preparedness flow through you.

[pinkiepie4th]

Oh wait, never mind, this reality string is separating again, at a faster rate as well