Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics

by Nonagon

Oh my.

"Oh, my." Rarity tried to say more, but no more words would come. Her jaw dropped further and further as she stared at the sandy fragments littering her boutique. She began to turn even paler than usual. "Oh... my," she repeated.

"Rarity, I can explain!" Spike yelled. He stood up from the pile of what had once been immaculately cut jungle emeralds, more crystalline crumbs spilling from his lips. There was a long pause. He sighed. "Okay, I can't."

Comments

[Xuncu]

Heh heh

[Regidar]

Oh, you.

[Regidar]

I'm flattered, really.

[Regidar]

1600850 Kurt Cobain and I salute you anyway.
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[mageli7]

1600722

WOAH... PEOPLE READ THINGS AND GET IDEAS! Ahahaha, I just realized thats probably what happened

[A mess]

I kept wondering if walking around in the crystal city looked like this to spike:
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*insert joke about spike eating the crystal heart here*

[The Rarispy]

And... that's why you should never leave a starving Spike alone in Rarity's boutique.

[Krass McWriter]

1600963

Or better, King Sombra or another crystal pony

[The Princess Rarity]

1600223 Like you ever make any sense.