Quick Sort is out of bits, out of time, and out of town to get his life turned around. A streak of bad luck is broken, for a moment, by the offering of a job.

"Help Wanted: Pony (EUP)--Young, wanted to file papers, general assistant; trot in interview Trottsville, Mule PI; 3 bits; immediately; NO POST"

Quick will find that there's a lot more to the detective life than filing papers, and a lot more bits to be made.

Note for the purposes of rating:
Sex will not be featured in the text. I may imply sex and comedy that is sexual in nature.
Violence may be featured in the text. I may display or imply the use of violence.
Note that death is NOT in the warnings.

Note for interaction with cannon characters: I have no intention of introducing any cannon character as more than a cameo.

This is a pilot for an episodic series of mystery stories. If I like how this one turns out, I'll see about making some more.