Derpy has long suffered from a helpless addiction to muffins. There is no stopping her when her Vice comes calling. So, when she goes to order a muffin, she will not be stopped. Not by her poor sense of direction, cops intent on ambushing her, rival gangs, or the local superheroes.
Nothing can stop the call of a Vice.

Content Warning:
--Repeated Mentions of violence, but mostly in a comedic fashion
--References to 'muffins' as a drug addiction(no actual drugs in the story)