Life as a Sonic OC Redux

by Kitsulestia

Helluva Honeymoon Part 2

*Loona’s POV*

Well, Applejack and Crosswind were making Ryōta and I lunch.

Ryōta pulled out a bottle of special wine that was made by his aunt.

Ryōta asks "Hey Loonie, have you ever tried Moonshine wine?"

“No.” I asked, confused.

Ryōta spoke "The shit is really strong, given that my aunt made it from pure moonlight."

Now that caught my interest. “Oh really? Is it as strong as Beelzejuice?”

Ryōta spoke "Given that my aunt Luna doesn't make the stuff often, this bottle's got some powerful tasting wine."

“So is this her gift?” I assumed.

Ryōta spoke "Heck yeah and I smell a storm coming."

Crosswind spoke "Oh, that happens at least once a week. Ya never know what storm it could be though, given the dimension we’re in."

Ryōta spoke "Unless it was being caused on purpose."

Applejack spoke "Whoa there, simmer down. Everyone in the village managed to make through every storm without any problem."

Danyelle pops up suddenly with Li and Sakura in tow.

Danyelle spoke "But he might have a point, even I sense it."

Li spoke "I have to agree with Danyelle on this one."

Ryōta asks "Um, Danyelle, why are you here?"

Danyelle spoke "It's about the upcoming tournament in Outworld, you're one of the chosen fighters."

Ryōta asks "What?!?"

Sakura spoke "It's true."

Ryōta spoke "But I'm on my honeymoon right now!"

Danyelle spoke "it's not for another week though, it'll be plenty of time to finish your honeymoon. This was merely a selection."

Ryõta spoke "Oh, phew!"

Danyelle notices two more names on the scroll.

Danyelle spoke "Seems like we got another tag-team, this time it's... Great StarClan! It's Volt and Amiya!"

Ryōta spoke "Yikes."

Danyelle spoke "It was Sindel's decision."

Ryōta spoke "That’s odd."

Danyelle spoke "She couldn't pick someone from Amiya's world back before Rainbow became an alicorn."

“So Asuma made the choice?” I guessed.

Danyelle spoke "No, it was Sindel who made the choice."

Li asks "So Danyelle, Sakura, shouldn’t we head back now?"

Applejack spoke "But y'all just got here."

Danyelle spoke "Well… Being in a place like this can make me uncomfortable."

Applejack spoke "Don't make me tie ya up Dany."

Danyelle spoke "Sorry, I still haven’t gotten over that prank Ein pulled on me."

Applejack spoke "Ah swear, yer just like yer OC-verse counterpart..."

Danyelle spoke "Look, I’m trying to improve, okay? I was fine with it before Ein’s prank."

Danyelle's stomach growled, as did Li's stomach and Sakura's stomach.

Applejack spoke "Well, sounds like yer stomach wants to help ya get over it already."

Danyelle spoke "Shut up Applesmack."

Applejack spoke "An’ speakin’ of, food's just about ready!"

Garnet and Sapphire soon pop up though Garnet was in a foul mood.

Li asks "What happened?"

Sapphire spoke "That stupid dragon happened..."

Danyelle spoke "Boy… Do I know that feeling."

Garnet sighs "Might as well eat my problems away."

Sapphire sighs "Garnet... What am I going to do with you?"

Applejack and Crosswind spoke "Order up!"

The two brought out a huge meal.

Danyelle spoke "Screw it, I'm going all out!"

Garnet spoke "Same!"

After Danyelle switched to her Mew form, she and Garnet tore into the buffet.

Not wanting to be left out, Ryōta, Li, Sakura, Sapphire and I dug in too. After a few minutes, every plate and bowl on the table was licked clean, with each of us seven being 1,000 pounds fat before we all let out a huge belch.

Danyelle spoke "Great StarClan... I ate like a pig..."

Garnet spoke "I think all seven of us did… But somehow… That felt satisfying."

Sapphire spoke "Yeah, me too."

Li spoke "Same here."

Sakura spoke "Uh-huh."

Danyelle spoke "Yeah, the rest of us know how good that feels."

Then Ryõta was pouring himself and I a cup of that wine.

Garnet spoke "Oh... I feel like a meatball..."

Sapphire spoke "So do I…"

But then Sapphire and Garnet’s tails wrapped around each other.

The Mew and Mewtwo blushed at that before Garnet unintentionally started floating before Sakura noticed the wine Ryōta and I were having.

Li pulls his girlfriend's tail.

Sakura yelps "Gyah! *BURP!*"

Li spoke "Sakura, I want to ask you something."

Sakura asks "Hmm?"

Li approached Sakura enough for the two’s bellies to rub against each other, making them blush before Li brought out a box and opened it, revealing a ring.

With tears in her eyes, Sakura spoke "Y-you dummy... Of course I will marry you!"

Sakura belly-tackled Li before she kissed him.

“Hey, Ryō. Ya think we could…?” I asked.

Ryōta spoke "Hmm… Eh, why not."

Ryōta poured two more cups before passing them to Li and Sakura.

Sapphire sighs softly while looking at a now drunk Garnet.

Li and Sakura noticed their glasses of wine before drinking them.

Garnet had the bottle in her tails since she drank too much of it.

Sapphire sighs "Garnet, you're drunk."

Garnet spoke "*hic* N-no I'm not. *hic*"

Sapphire giggles "Okay, you chubby baby. Let’s get you to bed."

Danyelle dodged the thrown bottle before it shatters against a random tree.

Danyelle spoke "She's definitely drunk."

A vacuum suddenly appeared before sucking up the shattered pieces, then disappeared with them.

Garnet whines "*Hic!* Can’t I have a little *Hic!* a little fun?"

Sapphire spoke "*Picks up Garnet* Come on, meatball. Let’s go get some rest."

Garnet spoke "*hic* I'm not *hic* your meatball...*hic*"

Sapphire giggles "Yeah, you kinda are right now."

Sapphire headed to a guest house while carrying Garnet before Li and Sakura finished drinking their Moonshine Wine.

Garnet whines "I want a kid..."

Sapphire spoke "*Stutters with a blush!* Yeah, Garnet’s totally drunk! See ya tomorrow!"

Sapphire took Garnet into a guest house as Li and Sakura were madly blushing.

Applejack and Crosswind were on their backs while laughing.

Danyelle giggles "I know, totally funny. BTW, you and Crosswind are jiggling like jell-o while laughing on your backs like that."

Crosswind spoke "Yer one ta talk Danyelle, yer also laughing."

Danyelle spoke "Yeah, but I’m more like a balloon."

Applejack spoke "*Pokes Danyelle’s fat belly* More like a stuffed balloon."

Danyelle spoke "Whatever you say Appleflab."

Applejack asks "Oh really, Danybelly?"

Danyelle spoke "You're fatter than a potbelly pig!"

Applejack spoke "Oh yeah? Yer more flabby than a stuffed turkey!"

Danyelle growls "That BUCKING tears it! You and I are gonna have a challenge!"

Applejack asks "Ya serious right now, Dany?"

Danyelle growls "Sumo match, right here and now! I won't even use my wings!"

That caught the attention of every outdoor amazonian villager.

Crosswind spoke "Ooh boy. Now you did it."

Danyelle taunts "I doubt Applejack can handle it, provided if she's not a scaredy Skitty!"

Applejack spoke "*GASP!* Ah, that tears it! Yer on!"

There were murmurs, especially getting the chief.

But soon, a Gigantamax female Alcremie wearing an orange sarashi and a green fundoshi showed up.

The Alcremie asks "So, is it true that I heard of a sumo wrestling match coming on?"

Crosswind spoke "Yes ma'am, Danyelle declared the match."

The Alcremie asks "Interesting. Would both of you want the pre-match filling?"

Danyelle spoke "No thank you, too much sugar can make me hyper... More so than a certain monkeygirl I know."

The Alcremie spoke "Fair enough."

Danyelle then noticed some kind of wristband on the Alcremie's right arm.

A crystalline sheen was covering Danyelle's body.

Danyelle asks "Is this some sort of gimmick from the Paldea region?"

The Alcremie spoke "Well this is new. Terrestrialization."

Applejack whines "That's not fair! Dany's got the Tera Orb?"

Danyelle spoke "But I don’t remember getting one!"

Kara pokes her head through a warp ring.

Kara spoke "That was my fault, I might have picked one up when Kai and I were on our honeymoon in the Paldea region. And then that stupid dragon probably stuffed it down your throat."

Danyelle shouts "WHAT?!"

Danyelle started heimliching herself.

Kara spoke "I don't think that's gonna work Danyelle, the tera orb's powers have already merged with your own powers."

Danyelle asks "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! Is there a way to deactivate it?"

Applejack spoke "Think of it like how crystal ponies take on a sparkling form when they're in a good mood."

Danyelle spoke "*Gasp!* That’s it! If I can’t deactivate it now, maybe we can even the odds!"

Kara spoke "You don't mean..."

Danyelle spoke "Oh, I mean."

Bem shows up with six cying Mews in his arms.

Ben spoke "Dany.... Help..."

To Be Continued...