Life as a Sonic OC Redux

by Kitsulestia

Radio Killed the Video Star

*Danyelle's POV (still)*

I knocked on the door, only for no response. So I just opened the door and saw myself in the hotel.

I call out "Anyone here?"

A voice spoke "Well, this is new."

I jumped up, scared as I turned around, seeing a Wendigo Mobian sinner demon.

The male spoke "You are in Hell, and yet you haven't died once."

I spoke "Give a pregnant Mew a fucking heart attack why don't you? I hate being snuck up on from behind! Fuck!"

But then I heard a female voice. "Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a who year to save souls? *Maniacally* Am I right? And next time, when they cut the time in half again and again, we'll just handle it, right?!"

A second female voice spoke "Yes, we will."

A strange cat came up to me and nuzzled against my legs before my brain processed what I heard.

I think "{six months? What the fuck??}"

A demonic female Mobian fox with scarlet red fur spoke "How many times has Blitz told you not to sneak up on a pregnant female though Alistor? It could cause a miscarriage."

Alastor spoke "I assure, that was truly unintentional, Ashley."

But then I heard a male voice. "Oh please, ya had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... Ain't no silver lining this time toots."

Female Voice #1 spoke "Sure there is. We just have to look a little harder for it."

Then Alastor walked off.

Ashley spoke "Don't mind him, he's probably getting some coffee."

I ask "But what's with the six month crap?"

Ashley "The name's Ashley. Anyway, Charlie had a meeting with the Angels, more specifically, the leader of the Exorcists, Adam, a week after the last Extermination to help out with this hotel, and after that, the extermination is now happening twice per year, which means every six months."

A male voice spoke "Well, while you're lookin, the rest of Hell is going nuts. People are still freaking out about the news. Look at what's happening in the Doomsday District."

One female asks "Err, what is a "donkey show"?"

A male voice spoke "*Nervously* Aah, heh, nothing. *Calmly* My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news, too. Like I said, everyone's losing their shit."

I spoke "Guess Adam's still cheesed that a bat and a Mew drove off his army."

Ashley spoke "Maybe, but I heard rumors that a demon from Pentagram City managed to kill an exorcist."

A second female asks "Yeah, that’s true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?"

The first female spoke "*Gasp!* This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!"

The male asks "Cute idea and all, but you really going to go out in all this?"

The first female spoke "Well, it’s not like people are just going to show up on our doorstep."

But then an explosion went off, taking out part of a wall as the first female voice and I screamed in surprise before I noticed the hole in the wall.

I ask "Oi Charlie! What the FUCK was that?"

But then I heard a second male voice. "*Dramatically* Show yourself, Alastor! Come and face-"

I went outside, seeing Alastor on a balcony drinking coffee from a cup that said "Oh Deer!" *Snicker!* That's a bit funny as I looked up, seeing a giant mechanical weaponized blimp.

The male spoke "Oh, there you are... *Shouts* Face my wrath!"

Alastor asks "Who are you?

The male spoke "Who am I? Who am I? I am the great Sir Pentious! Inventor, architect of destruction, *As Alastor morphed into shadows before re-emerging next to me as the others came out* villain extraordinaire!"

But then a female dog Mobian sinner demon having a maid apron popped out behind Alastor.

The female spoke "*Gasp!* Ooh, he's a bad boy."

I don't know why, but something tells me that girl's got problems.

Alastor spoke "*Placing the dog down* Huh, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you."

Sir Pentious spoke "I attacked you literally last week. We've done battle, like... 20 times."

Alastor spoke "Well, you must have been really bad at this."

OOH!!! Burn!

I snarl as fire swirled around me since most demons hated water.

I growl "You got some nerve attacking us though mister!"

Sir Pentious snaps "Silence! Now cower! *Hisses* For when I've slain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal!"

Dog maid asks "Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?"

Alastor spoke "Oh, nobody important."

Later, Alastor was completely destroying the blimp with eldritch tentacles grabbing and punching it as I noticed a drone flying in the air while watching the battle.

Sir Pentious whines "Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!"

Charlie spoke "*As Alastor laughed* Um, Alastor? I think he's had enough."

I then noticed a spider mobian sinner demon with four arms as I noticed him being the first male voice.

The spider spoke "Nah, he's got a few more hits in him!"

Sir Pentious then fell out of the blimp and to the ground flat on his face.

Alastor spoke "Thanks for another forgettable experience."

I couldn't help but laugh at how easily Alastor beat him.

I snicker "That reminds me of the times Inuyasha got the sit command from Kagome... Boom! Face down on the ground!"

An egg demon suddenly went splat against the ground.

Sir Pentious spoke "Thank... you... for letting your guard down! *Tears off a piece of Alastor's coat* Haha! Yah! *As Alastor's shadow crept over him, making his smile drop* Oh, shit."

A green explosion then went off, courtesy of Alastor, sending Sir Pentious blasting off with a scream deeper into the city.

Alastor spoke "Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor."

I pull out some fabric the same color as Alastor's coat along with red thread, scissors and a sewing needle before patching the tear up fast with my magic.

I spoke "It's good as new."

Alastor spoke "Hmm… Why thank you. Now if you’ll excuse me, it seems I have matters to attend to."

Alastor looked at what appeared to be a radio station at the top right of the tower as he went into the hotel before I looked at the flying camera drone again before my dimensional scream went off, allowing me to see what screen it was connected to.

I think "{What the fuck am I looking at?}"

I soon saw a direwolf Mobian sinner demon only that his head was a flat-screen television with direwolf ears on the top corners, the monitor projecting eyes with red sclera, small cyan pupils and different-colored outlines, black for his right and cyan for his left with the screen also showing a mouth full of sharp, cyan-colored teeth.

TV Direwolf growls "That fucker is back!"

An unknown creature spoke "Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too."

TV Direwolf spoke "It’s been seven years!"

The creature asks "You still pissed he almost beat you that time?"

TV Direwolf spoke "Uh, fuck you."

The creature spoke "Just saying."

TV Direwolf spoke "Things have changed a lot since he left town."

The creature spoke "That’s for sure."

TV Direwolf spoke "I gotta send a message of who’s really in charge of things now. *Left pupil statics with black rings rippling from it*"

I then saw the TV Direwolf go into a room.

TV Direwolf: Welcome home
I’m gonna make you wish
That you’d stayed gone.
Say hello
To a new status quo
*Presses a button, connecting cables into the back of his head* Everyone knows that there’s a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on

The Director spoke "Camera, speeds. Rolling in 3, 2."

TV Direwolf (And chorus): (Welcome to the show)[i/i]

*Rapping* Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town (Welcome to the show)
After a seven year absence
Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program!

So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why's he hangin' around?
What does that mean for your family?

Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And, I don't mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward! (But the demon is a coward!)

You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible

Stop giving him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should've stayed away! (But he should’ve stayed away)

*Singing* While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare!

Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been?
Who gives a shit!

Alastor (And Vox): *Rapping on radio* Salutations
Good to be back on the air

Yes I know it’s been a while since someone with style
Treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners rejoice (What a dated voice!)

Instead of a clout chasing video podcast (Come on!)

Is Vox insecure pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working? (Ignore his chirping)

Every day he’s got a new format

TV Direwolf (And chorus): You’re looking at the future
He’s the shit that comes before that (He’s the shit that comes before that)

Alastor (And TV Direwolf): Is Vox as strong as he purports
Or is it based on his supports?
He’d be powerless without the other Vees (Oh please.)

And here’s the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team (Hold on!)
I said no and now he’s pissy, that’s the tea

TV Direwolf (And Alastor): *Glitches* You old timey prick
I’ll show you suffer-er-er-er-er-ering (Uh oh, the TV is buffering)
*Signal breaks up* I’ll destroy yoo-o-u-u you little— (I’m afraid you’ve lost your signal.)

The city was now in a blackout as only the hotel still had power.

Alastor: Let's begin...
*Starting to morph into his full demon form* I'm gonna make you wish
That I'd stayed gone
Tune on in

When I'm done
Your status quo
Will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun! (Laughs)

TV Direwolf screams "Fuuuuuck!"

Then I found myself back at the hotel when that song ended.

I think "{As Shadow would say... Damn.}"

I noticed the hole in the wall and fixed it before heading inside as I saw Charlie faceplant into a couch in exhaustion.

I ask "You okay miss?"

The Spider asks "So how’d it go?"

Female #2 spoke *Sigh* Not a single new recruit."

I noticed the second female having an X over the eyepatch on her left eye.

The Spider asks "Yeah. Well, who would want to use their last days not fucking and fighting?"

I growl "Am I invisible or something?"

Charlie spoke "Oh! Sorry! I’m Charlie Morningstar."

I spoke "I'm Danyelle Hikari, I met your dad back on the last cleansing."

Charlie was surprised at the before she shook her head. “Oh! Forgot to introduce the others. *Pointing to female with eyepatch* This is Vaggie, my girlfriend.”

Vaggie glared at me, yep, she’s definitely protective of Charlie.

I spoke "I'm not into females though, I'm a married Mew. 14 kids plus another one on the way. I adopted Gallus since his parents are dead."

Charlie spoke "Sorry, but I don’t know about them. Anyway, the spider is our guest, Angel Dust. The dog is Nifty, our maid, and the winged cat is Husk, our bartender."

I spoke "I haven't asked Gruff how the two died but I assume they were crushed by rocks or something."

I soon spot a demonic gryphon male that was the same color as Gallus.

I ask "Who is that?"

Charlie spoke "Huh? I don’t know him."

I then saw the male gryphon demon fly to the hotel bar.

Husk spoke "Somehow, I shouldn’t be surprised you’re here, Grimcrest."

Grimcrest growls "Just shut up and pour me a drink, Husk. I don’t know why you ended up here."

Husk spoke "Tch, you think I wouldn’t be here if Alastor hadn’t made me stay here."

I float over to the bar.

I spoke "Strawberry juice, non-alcoholic please Husk. I can't have any alcohol since my younger kids are still in diapers, plus I've got a child on the way."

The feather I carried in my hair was somehow familiar to Grimcrest.

Grimcrest asks "Where’d you get that feather?"

I spoke "Oh this? It's from my eldest adopted son's wing."

But then I heard banging on the front door.

I used Psychic to open the door.

But to my shock, the snake guy was there as Vaggie went to the door.

Sir Pentious spoke "Why, hello, my dear-*Vaggie punches him in the face before bringing out a spear* Wait wait wait! *Backs up on the ground* I come in peace."

Vaggie asks "What are you doing here?"

Charlie spoke "Vaggie, what’s the problem? *Gasp!* Oh, hello again."

I growl at the snake demon.

Sir Pentious asks "I didn't come here looking for a fight. I uhh... I heard that you're helping people. People who want to be better?"

Charlie spoke "*Gasp!* You heard right. Welcome to our home of healing. Our resort of restoration. Our-

Angel snaps "Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us, like, literally 6 hours ago. And now you want to bring him in here to live with us?"

Charlie spoke "Absolutely! This place is about second chances. And who deserves one more than this... slithery... slippery... special little man."

Angel asks Aren't you supposed to protect this place?"

Charlie made puppy dog eyes with puppy dog noises at Vaggie.

Vaggie spoke "*Sigh* I... guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine or even with the war machine."

OOH!!! Burn!

I spoke "One of my counterparts is known as the Nekomata of Redemption since I heard she was able to reform her universe's Gilda."

Charlie hugged me and Vaggie. "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"

Sir Pentious spoke "Oh, no darling, thank you. You won't regret this."

Angel spoke "Eh, I give you a week tops."

We went back inside the hotel.

Charlie spoke "So... this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and, oh, this, this is-"

Vaggie spoke "Babe, you don't have to show him every detail."

Charlie spoke "Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!"

Angel asks "Uh, what the hell am I then?"

Charlie spoke "Well, you're an important part of our family here, Angel. But you, um, uh..."

Vaggie asks :Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?"

Charlie spoke "What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once."

I spoke "Watch it Charlie, I'm more breakable in this form since I'm smaller than my nekomata form!"

Charlie spoke "Sorry about that. Anyway, over here we have our maid Niffty.

Niffty spoke "*Gasp!* The bad boy is back. *Jumps onto Sir Pentious before whispering creepily* Never leave me again."

Sir Pentious definitely looked a bit scared and uncomfortable.

Charlie spoke "We're about eighty percent sure she's harmless."

I spoke "*sweatdrop* I'm 20% sure she might be loco in the coco."

Charlie spoke "And over here we have-*Notices Alastor in front of her* Oh, uh Alastor, our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest, Sir Pentious... *Nervously* Heh heh."

Alastor spoke "Ah, yes. You're the one who ruined my coat. *Sinisterly* I definitely remember you now."

Sir Pentious nervously gulped as I made a mental note not to mess with Alastor.

Charlie asks "Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson: *Ahem!* "How to apologize". The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong. Why don't you give it a try?"

Sir Pentious spoke "Yes, um... Mr, um, Radio Demon, sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat... *Brings out piece* Um, here..."

Alastor spoke "*Grabs piece* Oh-ho, not many people have been able to take even this much off me. It must have meant quite a lot to you."

Alastor smiled as the piece ignited in green flames. Something tells me this is gonna be a long day.

I spoke "I should get going."

I left the hotel before running across a female gryphon demon.

I ask "Uh, who are you?"

I had Gallus' feather tucked into my ponytail since I usually wore my hair that way.

The hen spoke "Duskfeather, but I'm usually called Grimbeak around here."

I spoke "I'm Danyelle, I took in a gryphon boy that lost his parents a while ago."

Duskfeather asks "Huh? Who?"

I spoke "His name is Gallus. According to the messenger gryphon, Gallus lost his parents. I assume they were killed by Diamond Dogs."

Duskfeather suddenly froze at that.

I ask "Let me guess... You want to see him again?"

But then I found myself raised into the air with the female griffon demon grabbing me by the neck with both claws in anger. "AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SON?! I SWEAR, IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO MY LITTLE GRYPHON...!"

*Terrified* I'll admit, I thought I was gonna cry out of fear.

I used Vine Whip to restrain the mad hen, getting her claws off my neck.

I snap "WILL YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN?!? FIRST OF ALL, YOU SHOULD NEVER GRAB A PREGNANT FEMALE!!! SECOND, GALLUS IS DOING OKAY!!! I took him in when he had no home to go back to after you and Grimcrest died!"

Duskfeather froze again at that as I calmed down, taking deep breaths.

Duskfeather asks "*Voice breaking with tears threatening to fall* R-Really...? Is my little baby actually okay?"

I open a warp ring before Gallus stepped out with a pair of baby Mews on his back since he was looking after them.

Gallus spoke "Danyelle, can you get your mittens off my back? The brown one's biting my tail."

Duskfeather gasped in completely shock.

Gallus asks "Who are you?"

Rani and Akoya were soon clinging to my back.

Rani teleported to the hotel before teleporting back with Grimcrest.

Grimcrest asks "Alright, what's the big idea?! I was in the *Notices Gallus* middle... of... Is that...?"

Akoya spoke "Mya! {I thought it was time for a family reunion!}"

I couldn't help but giggle in agreement. "Gallus, meet Grimcrest and Duskfeather, your birth parents."

Gallus asks "W-Wha?!"

Duskfeather then sobbed freely while hugging Gallus.

Duskfeather spoke "I am SO sorry I left you all alone out there, my sweet little baby!"

Gallus spoke "Mom, cut it out! You're embarrassing me in front of my adopted mother and adopted sisters!"

Grimcrest asks "*Chuckles with happy tears before grabbing Gallus and giving him a noogie* So you already know its really us, huh?"

I giggle "Gilda's gonna so lose it once she see you two. Plus her and Ezekiel are rulers of Griffonstone now."

Grimcrest and Duskfeather ask "Huh?"

I open a comm window after saying Gilda's name.

Gilda asks "What's up Danyelle?"

I spoke "You're not gonna believe this but I found the long lost king of Griffonstone!"

Ezekiel groans "*voice in background* Bummer.... Guess I'll have to step down..."

Grimcrest asks "Seriously though, what happened?"

Gilda spoke "I'll answer that one, Ezee was the one who found the Idol of Boreas."

Grimcrest spoke "Really? But I thought it was lost for good…"

Ezekiel spoke "As did Gruff and everygriff else but I found it."

Grimcrest held his head in pain a bit. "Ugh... That voice..."

Gallus asks "Uh, you okay?"

Grimcrest asks "Why does it sound so familiar?"

Ezekiel spoke "Still, I miss my big bro, Arthur."

Grimcrest froze at that name.

I spoke "Ezee, you're an idiot."

Ezekiel asks "What?"

Grimcrest asks "Zeke...? Is that you?"

Gilda spoke "Out with it featherbrain."

Grimcrest spoke "Zeke... It's me, Arthur, your big brother."

Ezekiel and Gilda froze at that, same with Gallus and Duskfeather.

I spoke "Well, ya broke 'im."

But then my ears twitched as my kids went back onto Gallus. "Hold on, I just gotta check on something."

I flew into the hotel as I saw Angel Dust looking, as if following something. I followed him before he and I peaked through a crack in the door, seeing Sir Pentious hiding a camera.

Angel spoke "*Pushes doors open* You slippery little shit! *As the snake was caught off guard* You're woking for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you."

"Ooh, now you're so gonna get it." I growled.

Sir Pentious spoke "I don't know what you're both talking about... Whorebug and Bitchcat!

The two of us then fought Sir Pentious before pinning him.

Sir Pentious spoke "Get your aggressively average and floating small bodies, *Looks at up both with rippling eyes* off of me!

Angel spoke "Fuck!"

Our eyes were rippling too, leaving us hypnotized while Sir Pentious got up before we snapped out of it and fought him again when Charlie and Vaggie groggily came in, with the blonde's hair being a mess.

Charlie asks "What's going on?"

Angel spoke "This little bitch is a traitor! Not you and no offense, Danyelle."

"None taken." I shrugged off.

Sir Pentious spoke "Preposterous, I would never betray you. You... *Hugs Charlie and Vaggie* are my best friends!"

"Uh-huh, then explain this." Angel and I deadpanned as we revealed the camera.

Sir Pentious spoke "Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S. Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!!"

TV Direwolf spoke "*On wrist camera* Pentious? ...Wait... You were caught?! *Laughing* It hasn't even been a day!"

Sir Pentious spoke "Please, you've got to get me out of here!"

TV Direwolf spoke "*On wrist camera* I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. Do us a favor, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself, you miserable failure."

Sir Pentious spoke "I... I... *Tears falling while taking the wrist camera off* Just make it quick, I guess. *Lies onto the ground while closing eyes* Not that I deserve it."

Wait... He's actually... gonna let himself get killed?

Vaggie spoke "Gladly."

Charlie asks "Wait... *Offers a hand* Pentious?"

I offered a hand as well as Sir Pentious opened his eyes and looked at us.

Song - It starts with sorry

But then I noticed Niffty. "I hated that song! Why are you so lame? *Kicks Sir Pentious' snake lower half* Not a bad boy.

Charlie spoke "*Sigh* Good first day. Let's get some rest."

"Yeah, I gotta get back to the others." I agreed.

I throw a Fire Punch at Pentious' face, knocking him down.

I growl "That's for calling me a bitchcat."

Sir Pentious spoke "*Weakly* Fair... enough..."

I spoke "I'll let it slide this time but NEVER call me that word again!"

After getting Gallus, Rani and Akoya, I head home.

End