Pinkie had been doing some shopping of her own, and as a result, had been close enough to hear all they'd said about her friends, and it made her blood boil. But she'd learned long ago not to confront such mares, as it only made things worse. Even so, that wasn't what was really troubling her. She'd also heard all that had transpired between the children and Alex. She frowned, as she began to have second thoughts about her plans to seek revenge on him.
Pinkie, just redirect your anger.
One of the "gossips" waited until she was out of the eyesight of the others, then dropped her mask of amusement and hurried to her base of operations. There, she pulled up all detailed notes and photographs concerning all the intel she was able to gather on the Human and his interactions with certain ponies and added the latest events. In a few days, her report to Celestia would be ready to submit.
That b*tch.
She laughed at his red face and said, "Ah'm a farm pony! Mah brother an' sister think Ah don't know, but Ah ain't stupid!"
What does being a farm pony have to do with anything?
Her eyes brightened. "Got any beer?" He stopped and stared at her, then bent over to look in his fridge. He took out two ales, opened them, then came around and gave her one as he took a seat across from her. She upended it and took a long swig, then wiped her mouth and burped slightly. "Excuse me..." He smiled as he sipped his own.
She knows about beer?
She smiled and nodded again. "You have no idea how attractive that is for a male to that good with kids! Or how rare! Usually, single stallions have no time for children." She leaned forward. "Why are you like that? Is it common on your world?"
What does being a farm pony have to do with anything?
Being on a farm, Apple Bloom would see a lot of animal pairings between the pigs, sheep, goats, and cows, so would get a pretty good idea of how sex works, despite her siblings' best efforts to the contrary.
What does being a farm pony have to do with anything?
Farm folk learn the basics of life at an early age due to the sheer amount of animals around. At the right time of year, you can't really turn around without one pair or another working on the next generation. ;)
10901078 That ok, I already have the scrip! Jeje but no seriously good chapter, you really got us back there thinking something bad happen and instead something sexy happen
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Pinkie, just redirect your anger.
That b*tch.
What does being a farm pony have to do with anything?
She knows about beer?
That’s all it takes?
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Being on a farm, Apple Bloom would see a lot of animal pairings between the pigs, sheep, goats, and cows, so would get a pretty good idea of how sex works, despite her siblings' best efforts to the contrary.
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Farm folk learn the basics of life at an early age due to the sheer amount of animals around. At the right time of year, you can't really turn around without one pair or another working on the next generation. ;)
Heh, I bet Pinkie is changing her tune right about now.
What is this? Oooh, this would definitely go to the Human Shenanigan Archive~. Now I would need a 'full' report from my ex-Faithful Student, kukuku.
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Yikes.
Wait! My spider senses are tingling…Luna is on her way to Ponyville
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Quiet you!
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That ok, I already have the scrip! Jeje but no seriously good chapter, you really got us back there thinking something bad happen and instead something sexy happen
Thanks for another good chapter
THERE'S NO TIIIIME!
Very good work I can't wait to see the next chapter and who knows it could be a very juicy one
Ah, Nightmare Night! An excuse for foals to snack on sweets in the middle of the night, and for adults to practice roleplay after hours.
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Thanks for that, and thanks for reading! My twisted mind is full of ideas, so brace yourselves for the next installment!
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Je the only thing missing was the evil laugh, and thanks stories like yours inspire me to try my hand at Erotica, I even give it a first go. Honestly I'm not 100% what to do with it, so I just go with the flow but I have to say the ideas always arrive
Classic "Look, a distraction!" moments with Pinkie there
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I was wondering about that spelling! Let me check...
You're right, it's Cheerilee, according to the wiki.
Edit: Fixed, thank you!
That's the most random sex with Pinkie I've read in a long time.
Great job!
Was it Cheerilee, Cherry Berry or someone actually named Cheeri?
Uh oh, Bloom is super twitterpated!
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Heh...you really revealed your age group with the use of that phrase!
This was a heart warmingly sweet and awesomely spicy chapter.
It seems that one of the princesses has a spy in ponyville.