That explains the Blücher joke but the clown sex my god the clown sex i almost dead laughing. i can't wait for the next chapter keep up the outstanding work.
11063742 The jokes are very much the staple of the director and writer Mel Brooks' humor from the 70s, and as such contain material that would be considered too racist, misogynistic, and triggering for a large segment of today's audiences. I grew up in that time, so I can still see the humor in the jokes without getting offended. Even so, the movie is still considered a classic comedy.
11100213 I'm working on the story as we speak...SOOO many devious ideas and storylines percolating in my perverted brain...it's hard to get them all down on "paper"...
Expect much more sexy shenanigans involving hot mares being taken advantage of by THROBBING cocks, until they're left breathless and covered in cum, oozing out every orifice...
...and a bit of Comedy thrown in just for the hell of it!
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"Get AWAY from me, Human!" Rose screamed as she backed herself into a corner. But the Human advanced on her slowly as she looked frantically around for an escape.
Alex grinned. "You sneak into MY house, wake me up in the middle of the night, AFTER teasing me with your sweet ass that first time? We both know what you really want..." As the helpless mare watched in horror, the huge alien stopped a few steps from her and slid down his sweats and underwear, then stepped out of them. She gasped involuntarily when she saw the size of his member, and her eyes grew as big as saucers.
'W...what are you going to do?" she fearfully stammered, unable to take her gaze away from his fully erect cock. But Alex was past speaking at this point. She felt herself go wet as he slowly reached down and took her by either side of her head, burying his hands in her soft, sweet-smelling mane. The contact with his hands caused a rush of sensation to flow through her, and she closed her eyes and opened her warm lips to moan.
Perfect.
Her eyes flew open as a big, throbbing cock was slowly inserted into her hot, wet mouth. "Mmmmph!" she protested, raising her front hooves to try to push him off, but her strength was no match for his. Alex sighed as he eased himself past her lips and fully into her tight throat, held there for a moment as she stared up at him, then backed off and inserted himself again. Then again. Then again, as his balls slapped against her chin.
As he built up a rhythm, her hooves fell helplessly to her sides, her pleasure growing with each thrust. Though she'd given her share of blowjobs in the past, she'd never ever been facefucked, and though her mind and her dignity were screaming "NO!" her body was reacting in the exact opposite. One hoof flew down and caressed her lady parts, while the other grabbed his ass and helped him thrust into herself. The "gluk, gluk, gluk," sound of him violating her throat echoed through the otherwise still house, as her saliva coated his dick and ran down her chin, making a complete mess of her fur.
Her first orgasm hit her like a train, and she screamed around his cock as she gushed marecum all over her hoof. She bucked and moaned as her eyes rolled back in her head and her whole body shook. Her reaction was so violent Alex became concerned, stopped, and pulled out.
"Are you okay?"
She glared up at him in rage. "What are you doing?! Keep fucking me!!" She grabbed him by his hips, opened her mouth wide, and took him back in, swallowing his cock all the way to the base once again. After that, the Human held nothing back, piledriving his dick violently in and out of the diminutive's mare's willing throat. Her eyes rolled back in her head once more as the smell, taste and feel of cock invaded her, and her mind began to blank. Her last coherent thought was though this was her first time, this wouldn't be her last!
Soon, Alex felt his own orgasm approaching. He spread his legs and bent his knees, getting a firmer grip on her head as he rocked her body back and forth. He screamed as he buried himself in her throat one last time, pumping wave after wave of hot cum. She came as well, moaning as she sucked and swallowed every drop. When he finally relaxed, pulled out, and stepped back, she fell to the floor, exhausted.
She couldn't help but wearily smile. She'd never swallowed so much cum before, never had a belly full. She'd also never ever cum that hard in her life. She was just about to raise her head to thank him when she felt herself being lifted up. "Wha...what are you doing?"
Alex smiled down at her. "We're going to the bedroom," he said as he began to climb the stairs.
She stared up at him in wonder and wrapped her hooves around his neck. "But...aren't you spent? Most stallions take an hour or more after cumming like that!"
He grinned at her as he pushed the door to the bedroom open. "I'm not a stallion..."
Yeah...I think I can manage to come up with a few ideas, given time...
Don't you mean, "It's twue! It's twue!"
Pardon me, ma'am... but you're sucking on my arm!
That explains the Blücher joke but the clown sex my god the clown sex i almost dead laughing. i can't wait for the next chapter keep up the outstanding work.
Fluttershy certainly knows what she wants! As does Rainbow
Oh gods that scene
Good job Celestia. You just gave your student a PTSD.
God, the clown sex gave me a six pack!
Clever with the Blucher joke, did not expect that.
Wonder who slipped out? My bets on Applejack, since she's the only one who hasn't been touched.
Meat + Jake = AOE Good Times!
Also that clown sex section was truly hilarious!
I don't like the PDA abbreviation. Doesn't fit.
UNLIMITED POWAAAA
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Fluttershy Wants In Your Pants
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I corrected one's spelling and asked another a question. Not trying to provoke anyone.
This was a blast chapter.
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It’s a reference to The Princess Bride. The six fingered man killed Inigo’s father.
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I know. I love that movie.
Someone needs to animate that one scene, it would be hilarious!
On another note, the story is good and I'm looking forward to more of it.
Well
That was one hell of an event.
Meat huh?
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Thank you all!
I was concentrating so much on the Blücher joke I didn't realize how funny the clown sex scene would be. Glad you all enjoyed it so much!
Even though this technically isn't a Comedy, I'll continue to do my best to add funny scenes amidst all the porn. Thanks for reading!
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LOL!! Good 'Blazing Saddles' reference! That hadn't occurred to me!
A mare that knows the layout and back streets... Ohboi!
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What's Blazing Saddles?
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Oh, you sweet, summer child...
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Western style movie, ok. I'm sure if my grandfather were still alive he'd watch and like it. Not really my thing though.
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I think you might like it. It's hilarious, but it definitely couldn't be made today.
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What do you mean by that?
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The jokes are very much the staple of the director and writer Mel Brooks' humor from the 70s, and as such contain material that would be considered too racist, misogynistic, and triggering for a large segment of today's audiences. I grew up in that time, so I can still see the humor in the jokes without getting offended. Even so, the movie is still considered a classic comedy.
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I see...
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"Tragedy + Time = Comedy" --- Mark Twain
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When are you gonna update the story my gamer
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I'm working on the story as we speak...SOOO many devious ideas and storylines percolating in my perverted brain...it's hard to get them all down on "paper"...
Expect much more sexy shenanigans involving hot mares being taken advantage of by THROBBING cocks, until they're left breathless and covered in cum, oozing out every orifice...
...and a bit of Comedy thrown in just for the hell of it!
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So long as there is throat fucking I'm in
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'Throat fucking?' You mean something like...
Graphic Content Ahead!
Yeah...I think I can manage to come up with a few ideas, given time...
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Ha perfect
OH, THANK GOODNESS this man is alive!!!
I DON'T THINK SO.....HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT GAME !!!