After being called “not sexy”, Celestia decides to prove the opposite and therefore sets up a photoshoot for producing and publishing some saucy imagery, starring herself.
And don’t worry: With more than a thousand years of life experience, Celestia simply MUST be well versed on the matter of sexuality! …Right?
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Note: This is not a clopfic, just a silly comedy. The “sex”-tag is only for the sexual themes, but nothing explicit happens.
Like with my previous story, very special thanks to DracoBlair for his thorough help with many details! Please visit his DeviantArt-page: https://www.deviantart.com/dracoblair
And equally, very special thanks to Equestria Stories for his opinion, advice and suggestions! Please visit his DeviantArt-page, too: https://www.deviantart.com/estories
Aaaaand Equestria Stories also made a promotion-comic for this stoy:
https://www.deviantart.com/estories/art/ES-Shorts-284-Celestia-s-BOOTY-FANFICTION-844680495
Thank you so much, EStories! 
How’d you get upside down quotes?
The ending though...
You had me, then you lost me.
Okay from the chapter title alone I know this is gonna be bad
CREEEEEEEEEEEP XD
This entire thing was a disaster, and then this happened:
Loved this disaster
10272752
,,Double commas.,, Very sneaky. Also, you can kind of do an iiUPSIDE DOWN EXCLAMATION POINT!! with just a lower case I, in case you're feeling a little Hispanic.
A hilarious train wreck throughout. I am an unabashed sucker for thermonuclear Celestia, whether the righteous fury against Syhlex or the gleeful savagery of Daybreaker. Cheers for the laughs.
Ok, first off, I am loving Photo Finish being about as close to a PG-13 version of Illsa, She-Wolf of the SS over here, and if that wasn't intentional, than kudos to you for the unintentional reference. Secondly, this story made me laugh harder than I have in quite some time, and I'm so glad you made it. and Thirdly, poor Luna and her becoming accustomed to lewd dreams involving her sister.
I love this celestia so much, she's precious. xD
Meanwhile Nightmare Moon is consistently voted hottest dominatrix worldwide.
I had so much fun reading this xD
It feels like an official MLP:FIM drama CD script~
This is very well writen!
Oh no! What happened to their neighbours?
Of all the things to expect on Fimfiction, I was not expecting a Downfall parody.
“MEIN PRINCESS!!!!!!! I CAN WALK!!!!”
I got as far as "master race" and had to bow out.
*Slowly walks backwards, then hauls ass.