Now, without further ado, I present,
“A Crafter’s Dream”
Celestia was, well, she was shocked, to say the least.
Everything that she’d once known about the Crafter walking next to her had been blown out of the water by what he’d revealed to her not even ten minutes before. That he had once been a king.
Though, as hard as it was for her to imagine, it actually made a decent amount of sense, given how he’d responded to what had happened over the course of the previous couple of months.
His introduction to pony society, it was safe to say, had not been the best. Through no fault of his own, he’d been declared a monster and a villain, and had been hurt too many times to count. And yet, despite this, he asked for no compensation for his suffering. He’d been angry at first, yes, and he’d had every right to be. But after that, there was nothing. He’d been quick to forgive her and Luna’s horrendous actions, asking for nothing more than that they learn from what happened and ensure that what happened to him never happened to anypony, ever again, which Celestia fully agreed with.
He’d been far too lenient, in Celestia’s opinion. If something like that had happened to her, she’d demand that those responsible be thrown in the dungeons for the rest of their days.
‘But he didn’t respond that way. Because he knows how stressful being a ruler of a kingdom is.’ Celestia realized. ‘He knows that those in power, especially those in power can make mistakes just like anypony.’ Letting out a silent sigh, she glanced at Steve out of the corner of her eye for a moment before turning away. He hadn’t spoken a word since his shocking revelation, choosing instead to stare at the floor as they walked.
She wanted to say something, but couldn’t find the correct words. In all her years as a ruler and a leader, she’d never experienced a situation like the one she currently found herself in. Though, at the same time, she doubted anypony in the world had.
“You okay?” She heard him ask. Turning her head, she saw him looking at her with a concerned expression.
“I, I’m fine.” She answered. “Just thinking. About what you told me.”
“Ah.” Steve responded with an unenthusiastic tone. Sighing, he rubbed his face with one hand. “Celestia, it was a long time ago, and honestly, I’m more than happy to just let sleeping dogs lie.”
She winced and sighed. “I know, and I don’t blame you in the least. It’s just, as I learn more and more about you, I learn just how appalling your past truly is. You’ve been through so much in your life, from fighting in wars to losing your entire race, and yet, by Equestrian Law at least, you’re not even legally an adult yet.”
Steve’s gaze snapped to her, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion. “What? What do you mean?”
“Steve, by Equestrian standards, a foal isn’t considered an adult mare or stallion until they reach the age of 18. Though I doubt that will be much of an issue given your physical appearance, you did say you were around 17 years old. That means by law, you’re still a foal.”
Steve stared at the Solar Diarch for a few moments, expression blank, before he turned away, looking straight ahead of him. “Of course. As if there wasn’t enough to worry about as it is.” He muttered.
“Hmm?”
He glanced back over at alicorn for a moment before looking away. “Nothing. Don’t worry about it.” He responded with a shake his head. “Anyways, where are we heading? Do you have a place in mind, or are we just walking aimlessly?”
“Oh. Well, there isn’t anywhere we need to be soon. But there is something you should know.” She closed her eyes and sighed. “Your presence here in Canterlot has not gone unnoticed, unfortunately. Ponies from nearly every newspaper company in Equestria are in Canterlot today, and they’re all pressing to know more about who and what you are.”
“Can’t you just, I don’t know, tell them to fuck off?” Steve asked with a wave of his hand. “You’re the ruler, it’s not like they’ll say no to you.”
Celestia gave a small, frustrated sigh. “Trust me, I have heavily considered it. The papers have long since been a source of frustration for me, from their fabricated stories to their baseless theories. However, I fear that sending them away would not help you in the long run. In fact, it could make it worse.”
“What do you mean?” Steve asked.
“Well, think about it like this.” She spoke. “If I were to send them away, then just as you said, they would leave. However, the action would make them think that the Crown is hiding something, which would technically be true, but regardless. Sending them away could compel them to come up with a whole number of claims and theories.”
“Which could make the situation a lot worse.” Steve finished. “I’m guessing you speak from experience when you say that?” The alicorn nodded. Groaning, he slapped a hand to his face. “Geez, it’s been so long since I’ve had to really deal with politics. It’s the one part of the job I never missed.”
“Hmm.” Celestia hummed in agreed, though she didn’t seem too focused on what the Crafter had said. Glancing over the alicorn, he quirked an eyebrow upon seeing the preoccupied look in her eyes.
“Hey. You there?” He asked as he waved a hand in front of her face, effectively breaking the Solar Diarch out of her internal reverie. Blinking a few times, she shook her head, coughing a bit to clear her throat.
“Sorry about that, Steve. I was just lost in thought.” She quickly changed the subject. “Anyways, ever since you arrived here yesterday, I have had over a dozen newsponies come to Day Court to try and ask me about you. And, from what Lieutenant Cowl told me, quite a few have been caught sneaking around the castle trying to catch a glimpse of you.”
Steve frowned. “Geez. I mean, I knew I was popular and all, but damn.”
Celestia looked at him with a raised eyebrow. “Steve, you single-hoofedly made the front page news, from multiple outlets, on multiple occasions. It’s really shouldn’t be that big of a surprise.”
“...Ah.” Steve said after a moment. “So, what do you suggest I do? You’ve dealt with newsponies more than I have.”
“Personally speaking, a public conference has always suited me best, though they sometimes can become a bit chaotic.”
Steve shrugged his shoulders. “Eh, I’ve dealt with chaotic situations numerous times before in my life. How bad can it be?”
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Steve sneakily poked his head past the curtain, gaze wandering over the three dozen or so newsponies that were gathered inside. They loudly talked amongst each other as they waited for Steve’s inevitable arrival.
“Me and my big mouth.” He muttered to himself as he stared at the ponies with a deadpan expression. Sighing, he glanced back at Celestia, who stood a short distance behind him. “How in the world did you manage to get them together so quick?”
She gave him a raised eyebrow.
He sighed and smacked a hand against his face. “Right. I forgot.” Letting his arm drop to his side, he took another look at the gathered stallions and mares, taking care to avoid being seen. “Geez. Didn’t realize there would be this many. I used to deal with politicians and news people back in the day, sure, but there was never this many at once.”
Celestia’s grin fell at the Crafter’s worried tone. “...Will you be alright?”
He didn’t respond for a moment, continuing to look out over the crowd for a second or two before turning back to the Solar Diarch and nodding. “Yeah, I should be fine. I just need to tell the truth, keep a level head and, if this place is at all like home, avoid strangling any moron who asks stupid questions.”
She let out a chuckle. “Yes, I suppose you may get one or two like that.”
“Where you wonder if they needed help writing their name down?”
She stifled a laugh, less the newsponies nearby hear her. “Yes, I suppose.”
The Crafter rolled his eyes. “Great.” He drawled, sarcasm dripping from his voice. Sighing, he looked at Celestia. “So, how is this gonna work?”
“Well, the plan is for me to go out there first. I’ll speak for a few moments before introducing you. Then you’ll enter and the conference will begin.”
Steve nodded. “Got it. How long should I talk for?”
“As long as you want to. There’s nopony stopping you from leaving whenever you wish.”
“Cool.” Steve said with a grin. “When are we going to start?”
“As soon as you’re ready.” Celestia responded. The Crafter nodded, rolling his shoulders as he took a breath.
“Well, I’m about as ready as I’ll ever be. May as well get this whole thing over with.”
“Okay.” The alicorn spoke, nodding her head as she slowly trotted past him and out onto the stage. The moment she appeared, all movement in the room stopped and any talking ceased, every eye now focused solely on the Princess.
She calmly made her way to the podium, which sat in the center of the stage. Sitting behind it, her gaze wandered over the newsponies sitting below and before her. They all stared back.
After a moment, she cleared her throat and spoke.
“My little ponies. You have all heard the story. The story of a creature, from origins unknown, that quickly made a name for itself, not only in the town of Ponyville, but in Equestria itself. Many thought this creature a monster. I, too, thought this for a time. But recent events have proven this to be the exact opposite. I brought him to Canterlot with the intention of showing everypony that save for appearance, he is no different from me and you. I know you may have heard some things about him. I ask that you forget about any bias’ you may have, and that you show him the same respect that you would show your fellow pony.” Taking a deep breath, she turned her head and met Steve’s gaze.
‘That’s your cue.’ Nightmare Steve spoke up.
Steve nodded. ‘I know, thanks Nightmare. Hopefully I don’t fuck this up.’
‘You won’t. Otherwise we’re screwed.’
Rolling his eyes at the Nightmare’s unhelpful comment, he took a deep breath before walking forward. As he did so, Celestia began to walk back off-stage.
“Good luck.” She whispered to him, to which Steve gave a small nod. His footsteps thudded against the wood beneath his feet, echoing throughout the silent room. Coming up behind the podium, he looked up at the crowd of ponies, who all stared back at him.
He swallowed thickly before plastering on a grin.
“Hello there, everyone! My name is Steve. I’m a Minecraftian, or Crafter for short. I’m not sure how I got to your world, but I must say, the welcoming committee did not do their job very well, because I got the distinct impression that I was not very welcome.” This roused a few chuckles from the ponies. Steve’s grin began to feel a little less forced. “So, that’s enough of me talking, so I’ll start taking questions.”
It was like Steve had opened a dam. Immediately, everypony began talking at once, raising hooves in the hope that they would get picked. Wincing a bit from the sudden noise, the Crafter looked over the sea of hooves before picking a small pale green stallion with a brown mane.
“How about you?” Steve said, pointing at the pony in question. Everything went silent as the stallion, looking more than a little shocked that he’d been picked, stood up and spoke.
“Oh, uh, Scrawl, Manehattan Times. Um, Steve, you said that you were a ‘Minecraftian,’ right? So, could you explain what that is, exactly?”
“Uh, well, a Minecraftian is a being of power, really. We’re strong, fast and tough as diamonds. And, a Minecraftian is gifted with a wide array of powers and capabilities, from cooking and brewing, to crafting and smelting. We also have a special regenerative factor that allows our bodies to heal very fast. Overall, my species was very strange.”
More hooves were raised. This time, Steve picked a rather short, pink mare, with a two-toned orange mane.
“Uh, you.”
She stood from her chair and fixed the Crafter with a hard gaze
“Miss S. Records, Trottingham Gazette. What do you have to say about the numerous guard attacks that occured after you were first seen in Ponyville?”
Steve, having been expecting that sort of question, merely gave the mare a level look as he answered. “I never attacked first, Miss Records. I only ever defended myself from the guards that were sent after me. I never sought to seriously hurt and I never sought to ever kill, which is why there has not been a single death since the guards were first sent after me. My one goal when fighting the guards was to keep them from hurting me too much until I could get away. It’s not my fault that they just kept throwing bodies at me, hoping they could take me down.”
“So you admit you were the one who injured so many guards?” The small mare continued.
Steve sighed. “Yes, that was me. Now, did I want to fight and hurt the guards? No. But it’s not like they gave me a choice in the matter.” Looking around, he saw many of the newsponies now wore nervous expressions. He frowned. “Look, I don’t give two fucks if you guys like me or not. I really don’t. But let me ask you this. If I was a bad guy, do you really think that I’d be here, doing this interview with you all? Do you think that your Princess would let me be here, without any form of restraint at all? Fuck no, that’s stupid! She’d have me locked away in the deepest dungeons available before any of you could blink! But I’m not. I explained to her what happened, I saved her life, she saved mine, and here we are.” Sighing, Steve’s gaze fell, his eyes studying the dark wood of the podium.
“I am sorry, though.” He spoke, voice quiet. He glanced up at Record to see that her glare had morphed into a look of surprise. “I never wanted to fight. But,” Steve shook his head. “I couldn’t run the risk of letting myself get captured. I just couldn’t. Because… look, answer me this, Miss Records. If you just suddenly woke up in a world, that wasn’t yours, and the first sign of intelligent life attacks you without reason, what would you do?”
For a moment, she said nothing. Then, her face fell, eyes looking down at her lap, and the note-pad which lay there. Sighing, she scratched out a few sentences with her quill.
“I’d probably fight too.” She spoke softly, still not meeting Steve’s gaze.
“Exactly. That’s why I fought. Not because I wanted to, but because I had to. Because letting myself get caught just wasn’t an option, not for me.”
There was complete silence for a few moments as everypony in the room took in what the Crafter had said, even Celestia, who stood in the exact spot Steve had been standing only minutes before. Her heart felt heavy. The Crafter’s words had reminded her just how close she had come to killing the last member of an extinct race, one that had done nothing to her citizens. The grin she once wore, fell, and she stared at the Crafter with sadness in her eyes.
Then, in the back, movement. A blue hoof slowly raised out of the crowd. Steve, noticing it immediately, called out the pony who raised it, a sky blue stallion with a mop of brown hair.
“Yes?”
“Um, Clear Shine, The Canterlot Weekly. Steve, what exactly are your plans, going forth from today?”
Steve chuckled. “Plans? Uh, never really been one to plan. Life’s always had a habit of messing them up for me. I kinda just roll with the punches.”
“Well, what is it you want?" The stallion reiterated. "What is your dream?”
“My dream?” Steve echoed, to which Clear Shine gave a nod. “Huh. Never really thought about it, to be honest. Though, if I had to say, I suppose my dream is to live in peace with my friends and family.”
Clear Sight looked at the Crafter with a confused expression. “Really?”
Steve nodded. “Yeah. I’ve fought my fair share of battles, and frankly, I’m tired of it. I want to be able to put down my sword and never pick it up again. To be able to wake up in the morning and not have to worry about some dangerous threat on the horizon. To live in peace. That, Clear Shine, is my dream.” Steve sighed and frowned. “But that’s just it, isn’t it? A dream. The stupid, unlikely dream of a tired Minecraftian."
"A Crafter’s dream.”
Nice work as all ways my friend, keep that focus chugging or it will get blocked by laziness.
Roll Credits...
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Not quite yet.
Lovely
Ah, the inevitable press conference. He's not doing too bad, all things considered.
Careful, Steve! You dropped the title! Wouldn't want to break it.
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That response with that pfp is just the perfect combination.
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You both read my mind X'D
*gasp* he said the thing!
Damn, this chapter had some power to it.
this defiantly feels like a ending to me.
this is a grate story awesome righting.
Roll credits.
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Heh, ending? No, no this is just the beginning of one Crafters Dream
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Dang it. You beat me to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wykFW8W8HQ
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Oooof.
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No, I shan't. It's Christmas.
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Forgot to add, "Also, I am Iron Man."
Noice
I know there are a few but, roll credits (ah cinema sins never gets old and now we know that ur sin counter is at least 1)
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"You all have received the official statement regarding what occurred at Canterlot Castle late last night." Trench spoke from the podium. Dozens of newsponies sat in chairs before the stage, some flashing the occasional camera. "There have been unconfirmed reports that a mysterious blue figure appeared last night and caused damage to the magic generator stationed there."
Steve turned away from the projection of the conference going on in the other room, his gaze focusing back on the newspaper in his grip. Derpy stood next to him as she removed a bandage from his forehead, which had been covering a wound he'd received during the fight. Steve read the headline again.
"Pick-axe Man." He muttered. "That's kind of a catchy, actually. Though not entirely true since I use more than just pick-axes." Steve winced slightly as the gray mare ripped off a band-aid which had been covering part of his nose. "Still, catchy name. I like it."
Shining Armor walked over, a piece of yellow paper held in his magic aura. "Here's your alibi." He said as Steve grabbed the paper and gave it a quick look-over.
"Okay." The Crafter muttered to himself.
"You were in Manehattan, at the Silver Plaza." The unicorn continued. "We have sworn statements from several of the employees that you were there all night."
"Well, I was thinking, since we're so close, that Derpy was also with me." Steve said, glancing up at the mare as he spoke. "I mean, it makes sense."
"That's what happened." Shining Armor spoke. "Just read it word for word."
"Alright." The Crafter mumbled as he looked over the paper. His eyebrows furrowed in confusion and he looked at the unicorn prince. "There's nothing about Tirek here."
"That's being handled." The stallion reassured. "He was teleported. Teleportation, especially near such a large and unstable source of magic, there's... Well, there's accidents."
"Well, what about the whole cover story?" Steve pressed. "A mysterious being? Really? That seems kinda flimsy."
Shining Armor gave him a deadpan look. "This isn't my first rodeo, Mr. Steve. Just stick to the official statement and soon, this will all be behind you." Steve gave a roll of his eyes in response as he glanced won at the paper again. Shining Armor took his leave, making his way to the door. Derpy, noticing this, trotted after him, stopping him just before he left.
"Oh, Captain." The unicorn looked at her. "I just wanted to say thank you, for all you're help."
He smiled. "That's what we do. You'll be hearing from us."
"From the Secret Mons-"
"Just call us SMILE." He interrupted, giving her a quick nod before walking away.
"Right." Derpy muttered to herself. Taking a deep breath, she picked up Steve's suit shirt from a nearby chair. "Okay, let's get this show on the road." She spoke, handing the shirt to Steve, who swiftly put it on.
"You know, it's actually not that bad. Even I don't think I'm Pick-axe Man." The Crafter commented.
"You are not."
"Am so."
"Are not."
"Alright, suit yourself." Steve brushed some dandruff off his shoulder. "You know, if I was Pick-axe Man, I'd have this marefriend who knew my true identity. She'd be a wreck. She'd always be worrying about whether or not I was gonna die. But she'd also be proud of the guy that I'd become. She'd be very conflicted, which would also make her more crazy about me." Steve cleared his throat. "Tell me, do you ever think about that night?"
She gave him a confused look. "What night? The night-"
"That we flew? Yeah, that night."
"Yes. I do." She said, looking him in the eye. After a moment, she shook her head and took a second to look over the Crafter's suit. "Will that be all, Steve?"
"Yes, that will be all, Ms. Hooves. Thank you." Sighing, Steve turned and began walking towards the door to where the conference was.
[Quick Scene Cut]
Trench was still speaking. "And now, Mr. Steve has prepared a statement. He will not be taking any questions. Thank you." With that, the gray earth stallion stepped off to the side, allowing Steve to take his place behind the podium.
"Um, so, it's been a while since I've been here in front of you all, so I think I'll just stick to the cards this time."
This roused a few scattered laughs from the crowd of reporters.
"Uh, so, there has been some speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred in Canterlot Cast-"
A reporter near the front, a pale pink mare, shot her hoof up as she interrupted. "I'm sorry Mr. Steve, but do you honestly expect us to believe that it was simply some mysterious figure that conveniently showed up at the right time?"
"I know it's confusing. It's one thing to question the official story, and it's another thing entirely to make wild accusations or insinuate that I'm a hero or something."
"I never said hero." She commented.
"I, well, that's good, because that would be absurd and," He sighed and looked down at the paper in his hands. "Awesome."
The mare quirked an eyebrow at Steve.
"Really, I'm just not the hero type, what with my many personality defects and my many mistakes and such."
Trench sighed and leaned over.
"Just stick to the paper." He whispered, to which Steve nodded.
"Yeah, got it." Sighing, he lifted the paper. "The truth is..."
He hesitated for a moment. Looking from the paper to the crowd, he swallowed.
"I am Pick-axe Man."
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A loud bang echoed across the battle field. Steve rolled onto his stomach, his vision clear now that his helmet was gone. Looking up, he happened to spot Twilight, who had a look of realization on her face. From across the destroyed field, her gaze met his. Hesitantly, she held up one hoof.
Steve's lips formed a thin line as he gave her a single nod of understanding. This was their chance. Despite his heavily injured state, he pushed himself to his feet as his gaze locked on his opponent.
Herobrine placed the last Element of Harmony back on his gauntlet, immediately causing a surge of power to run through his body. He let out a roar.
Rushing forward, Steve clamped both of his diamond-gloved hands on the gauntlet. His gaze met Herobrine's pale white stare. He kneed Steve in the gut, but his diamond chestplate protected the Crafter from the blow. Punching forward with his opposite fist, Steve barely managed to block the blow. Twisting his arm, Herobrine gave a strong push, sending the Crafter flying backwards. He hit the ground hard, rolling a few times before coming to a stop.
Herobrine grinned at the fallen Crafter. "It's like I told you Steve. I am, inevitable." He snapped his fingers.
But nothing happened. Face twisting into one of confusion, Herobrine turned his hand to see that, much to his surprise, the stones, the Elements of Harmony, were not there anymore. He turned to look at Steve, just in time to see him jam the last stone into his right glove. Immediately, power surged through him, nearly making him cry out in pain. Gritting his teeth, he stared Herobrine right in the eyes with a hard and determined glare.
Herobrine's jaw dropped in shock.
"And I...pant... am... pant." Steve took a deep breath. "Pick-axe Man."
He snapped his fingers and his vision went white.
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This amused me. Why have you written this!? xD
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It was a response to a comment.
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Thank you.
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Response? More like a return salvo of the entire arsenal.
Wow. Mini show in the comments.
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The idea intrigued me, so I spent a good hour or so re-watching those two scenes and rewrote them with different characters. How did I do?
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Got it, thanks.
good chapter
Plans are an invitation to disappointment.
Title Drop well after the beginning... I hope I'll be able to do that with 'Bellator'.
steve Murphy's Law is going to eat you alive for that.
Annnnnnd... Title drop.
Roll credits . . . Or end book? Not sure in what to do if a book does a title drop
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That parody of ironman and endgame
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Dang it, you beat me to the "roll credits"
I was immediately coming up with a witty and sarcastic comment as soon as I saw the title drop.
Oh well. GG
He said it! He said the thing!
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He did! It was only a matter of time.
Title Drop! Now, Roll Credits!
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OH HI PETER! XD
Why? Why would you say this Steve?
God, it's like he enjoys taunting Murphy.
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Someone needs to find the gif and post it here.
This is a really good right but that god damn quote, (reference to the title) made me want to grab a pencils and stab myself in the eyes
Oh oh oh he said it. He said the thing!!!
All that glitters is
Roll credits
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ding
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Heh.
He wishes.