It started when the phone rang.
Fluttershy smiled and put the headset on. Usually the only ponies who called her were her friends, and it was always nice to hear from them. She pressed the answer button.
"Hello?"
"Yes, hello, this is Legit Collector from the Equestrian Revenue Service. I am calling to inform you that you are under investigation for tax evasion for the years two thousand and thirteen to two thousand and fifteen."
"Oh my, that's serious!" Fluttershy said.
"Yes. Now before we begin, I must ask you if you file your taxes yourself, or if you go through a third party."
"I usually have my ferrets do them," Fluttershy responded. "They're good with numbers."
"Ma'am I must request that you take this seriously. If you do not resolve this issue then...
Fluttershy just tuned it out. She stood up from her couch and walked over to Angel Bunny, who had hopped into the room to see who had called. She slid the headset off of her head and gave it to him after whispering 'scammer' in his ear. He grinned and rubbed his paws together.
Fluttershy hummed a happy tune to herself as she walked into her kitchen to start lunch.
He wouldn't be calling back.
Oh, you know I really thought Discord was going to get involved. Angel is probably worse.
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Indeed, Discord would only prank him. This hellspawn, though...
Dang, Fluttershy, you scary!
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Oh MY.
I'm just imagining Discord answering, him getting a grin, and the next episode it switches from Legit Collector to Honest Day with no explanation.
So she's... eating the scammer?
I almost pity the scammer, he's been having a rough few calls, and this one is just nope. Key word, almost.
I'm a bit surprised Fluttershy saw through the scam. I figured she was so meek and cowardly and accommodating she'd immediately pay whatever exorbitant sum was asked of her.
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Or she'd listen to the scammer as long as equinely possible and get him to open up about why he's doing this.
Do we even WANT to know what Angel did?
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Probably not. Plus nothing I could write would live up to expectations, so...
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Oh Fluttershy is evil...
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Our simple minds cannot comprehend what the dark evil heart of a rabbit would do...
lol, Angel, that scammer got wrecked.
Tamed a manticore, stared down a cockatrice, made a dragon cry, stampede a bunch of animals through the Grand Galloping Galla, and regularly brow beats a chaos God into submission. Now this, sicking Angel Bunny on someone.
People think she is the nice one?
Element of Kindness MY ASS! That is the most evil thing to do to an idiot ever!
I was honestly expecting fluttershy to fall for it. I mean, she is the element of kindness afterall!
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unrelated to your comment, but is that dimwitdog I see? that style is hard not to recognize
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The element of Kindness. Not Idiocy. And Kindness is not always unconditional... 👿
Reminds me of another bunny
The scammer id going to need a holy hand grenade.