First Contact.
The Angels of Equestria: Chapter 2
Jason’s POV
After seeing Zach pass out from using too much energy, I tried to heal him, and let’s just say after he woke up he said some weird things.
“Dear lord of the bread crumb and beaver spit, what the hell did you let me drink last night?”
“Again, I didn’t do anything. You attacked a Manticore you stupid ninny, and your energy ran out, also you could have killed yourself, but I would had buried you.” Sometimes I think he’s as smart as the Lord Of Dirt Blocks.
“Oh, it just came back to me... Wait, we are in Equestria, in the Everfree forest...... That must mean we are near Ponyville! Thank god for Bronieness!”
“Oh would you shut the front door you loser, this place doesn’t exist.”
“Yeah well Manticores’ don’t either so explain that.”
“And so you think that a Manticore is going to make me believe that Ponyville or Equestria exist. You stupid idiot.”
“Well Jason, here is two more pieces of proof right here. One is that you are standing in a patch of poison joke, by the way, enjoy your next morning. And also Fluttershy’s cottage is right over there...”
“T-that could be anyone’s cottage, I mean, we have seen weirder stuff am I right?” And how wrong I was that it wasn’t Fluttershy’s cottage.
“EEP! M-m monster!” That’s when we noticed a big ball of adorableness (at least to Zach) with wings jumped behind the bushes. While a small rabbit, dubbed ‘Angel’(yeah right...), pointed a half eaten carrot at us menacingly, trembling in fear though.
“*whisper* We’re the monsters, that a god forsaken talking pony.”
“*whisper* Shush you Jason, I’m going to try and befriend her. Uh...excuse me miss, but we woke up in this forest here and we were wondering if you could help us? I would go over there but Jason’s healing abilities only heal the wounds, not the exhaustion...”
“Oh! You poor thing let me come over the- what angel. That thing is hurt and I’m going to help it. NO, I don’t care if it is dangerous or not, everything needs a little kindness.”
“Wow wow wow what in the world is going on I don’t even. That’s someone in a pony costume and you know it. Now whoever you are get out of the costume or else.”
“Bitch please. She’s flying over here, what the hell other proof do you need?”
“it’s a small plane in the costume and that makes her fly. What do you take me for? A ninny?”
“I take you for someone who doesn’t want to accept help from somepony that actually, oh I don’t know, CARES! And also, why can't you except that we could be in a possible paradise! No war, no pollution, very few assholes. PLUS, we could possibly be integrated into pony society so we won’t be hermits in the Everfree forest.”
“Wow that was harsher than normal, even for you, and fine I’ll go along with it until I find out that you're lying. Mister Corn For Brains.”
“U-um...what are you two talking a-about?”
“Nothing you need to worry your little head about miss...”
“Um..It’s Fluttershy...”
“Well Ms.Fluttershy, I would like to thank you for your kindness in advance...and also apologize about my friend’s behavior.” Seriously Jason, you don’t talk like that to Fluttershy, real or not. Bronies everywhere will murder you in the most gentle way possible. For Fluttershy’s sake.
“Yes I’m sorry for be-eing so me-ean, also you are very nice for helping us and, mostly my friend, and i was wondering if there was anything you wanted us to do for in exchange?”
“Um..well. I don’t need anything done, but I could introduce you to my friends and have you give Twilight information about yourselves.”
“That would be wonderful Fluttershy. We would love to tell you and your friends about ourselves. Right Jason?”
“Yes that would be lovely, and at least then we could find a way home.”
Who said anything about going home? You can, but this place is awesome. If you want to go back to that shit-hole, fine. But I’m staying here.
Are you kidding me, what happened last time. Oh let me remind you. You almost died because you wanted to stay with stupid siberian tiger and it tried eating you in a pot of carrot soup, which is weird because tigers can’t cook and don’t eat veggies.
For one, Equestria is much different than siberia. And also, the tiger somehow drugged me with a tranquilizer from a hunter it killed. It was out of my power to do anything.
Well forget it, let’s go meet Fluttershy’s friends.
“Eamus everybody!”
“Anyway, where is this place that your friends’ live in?”
“They live in PonyVille but I can just take you to my cottage and invite them over so the town doesn’t freak out.”
“That would be nice Fluttershy, just let me help myself up. Subvol!” Zach then started levitating himself up with a red aura.
“That would his magic in latin. I may have forgot that. You don’t have to show off you know!” *scratches back of head*
“Yeah well I sort of, CAN’T MOVE HERE! And I’m not letting you carry me, thats undignifying.”
“Fine, just make it quick, don’t need you to pass out again or spook anyone. *under breath* Again...” After a short three minute walk, we finally made it into the cottage. Angel giving us the evil eye the whole time.
“I-if you excuse me I’ll be going to get my friends so they could meet you. If that’s okay with you...”
“Of course it is Fluttershy, we’ll behave ourselves while you’re gone. I would just give your friends a warning before you let them see us. Least we get attacked without reason.” Wait....Zach had a good Idea? What sorcery is this?!
“Again, thank you. Zach here doesn’t understand how to properly thank a person.”
“That is fine you two. G-giving my friend's information about a new sentient species is thanks enough for me.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to pass out from exhaustion on this nice....comfy......cou-ZZZzzzzzz...”
“He’s really exerted a lot of energy, I’ll make sure he won’t drool that much on the couch.”
“....afgf.....beaver spit....”
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“We’re b-ba-”
“*Slap* WHY *Slap* WON’T *Slap* YOU *Slap* WAKE *Slap* UP! Oh, hi Fluttershy and friends. It’s not what is looks like, um maybe it is, but he won’t wake up!” A lavender unicorn then came up.
“I know a spell to wake him up instantly.”
“Nah I’ll just put his sock in his face.”
“I’m up! I’m up! There is no need for cruel and unusual punishment!”
Then the previously mentioned lavender unicorn said, “O~kay? Now lets talk.”
END OF CHAPTER 2
Author’s Notes.
JP:Chapter 2 is done now. I wonder what Shenanigans will conspire next? Well only we know and we are not telling you. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
LTL: With this conclusion we have befriended a Pony Named Fluttershy and now her friends have come to talk to us, but how will this turn of events affect our friendship with the others? Find out in Chapter 3 of, The Angels Of Equestria.
Signing off, Signing off,
Jeremypunk LivingTimeLord55
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This has perked my curiosity. I shall add it to my Read Later list.
OK, I like it. But, one small complaint. I get lost trying to tell who is talking. Would you please insert some kind of trick for keeping track of that like a character symbol or different colored text?
919230 919205 Me and LTL will be sure to get right on that.
One thing though is that from reading one of the portal crossovers on the portal crossovers on the site (the name escapes me right now) is that the majority of the people do NOT like colored text. So we will start doing things like how it is in my other story Journey of Shadow Walker.
"blah blah blah" derp said.
"blah blah blah blah blah" Derp exclaimed.
Or if you could give us examples on 'Character symbols' that would be nice too.
Try taking it more slowly. This feels really rushed. Also, try doing something like this instead of bold/italicized text.
"Blah blah blah" Jason thought to Zach
"Bley bleh blah" Zach replied sarcastically.
Will read and comment later. Be prepared, I am quite the criticizer.
919272
For character symbols I mean like put a symbol or series of symbols (like ∇, ∝, or * ) before or around the dialogue for that character.
919947 Thanks! Me and LTL are going to try and get as many chapters out before schools starts. It will be sort of weird though because we have different school schedules. Me : August-May, Him: September-June. And a spoiler. If this story does well enough by the end, there WILL be a sequel(s)! So stay tuned for more.
Liking where this story is going you have earned a favorite
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919991 The thing is that Zach is a Brony so once he figured out he was in Equestria he was extremely happy, hence the good mood. And Jason is still mad at Zach because of the whole, crash into thing. Also he thinks Zach is feeding him a load of crap so he's a bit pissy. Hence the bad mood. You see more opposites in the next chapter. But later on their true colors will shine.
P.S. If you were a sarcastic and blatantly rude person but you were a brony and went to Equestria, wouldn't you drop the attitude for a bit as well? Especialy in front of ponies themselves?
920029 so I got them backwards or are they both jackasses, its just you made so confusing
920086 Once the both get settled they will act as they should. Also, as it stated during the first chapter. They are basically neutral during the day but at night they show their real personalities. An emotion can overcome those personas though. Zach has too much joy to be a complete asshole and Jason has too much anger to be his normal, 'sainty', self. Zach just always has to be a jackass at some point or another....always.
920115 STATUS: CLEAR thank you
God I laughed a lot from this fanfic! Please continue good sir! you make my day better with this piece of hilarious art!
921320 Thanks. LTL and I like our internet memes. And then there's our...unique, humor.
I laughed so hard, at the humor moments, that I may have felt my stomach actually hurt for a moment.
lol.... but no, that sock-awakening is horrid... trust me *shivers*
