//------------------------------// // First Contact. // Story: The Angels of Equestria // by JeremyPunk //------------------------------// The Angels of Equestria: Chapter 2 Jason’s POV After seeing Zach pass out from using too much energy, I tried to heal him, and let’s just say after he woke up he said some weird things. “Dear lord of the bread crumb and beaver spit, what the hell did you let me drink last night?” “Again, I didn’t do anything. You attacked a Manticore you stupid ninny, and your energy ran out, also you could have killed yourself, but I would had buried you.” Sometimes I think he’s as smart as the Lord Of Dirt Blocks. “Oh, it just came back to me... Wait, we are in Equestria, in the Everfree forest...... That must mean we are near Ponyville! Thank god for Bronieness!” “Oh would you shut the front door you loser, this place doesn’t exist.” “Yeah well Manticores’ don’t either so explain that.” “And so you think that a Manticore is going to make me believe that Ponyville or Equestria exist. You stupid idiot.” “Well Jason, here is two more pieces of proof right here. One is that you are standing in a patch of poison joke, by the way, enjoy your next morning. And also Fluttershy’s cottage is right over there...” “T-that could be anyone’s cottage, I mean, we have seen weirder stuff am I right?” And how wrong I was that it wasn’t Fluttershy’s cottage. “EEP! M-m monster!” That’s when we noticed a big ball of adorableness (at least to Zach) with wings jumped behind the bushes. While a small rabbit, dubbed ‘Angel’(yeah right...), pointed a half eaten carrot at us menacingly, trembling in fear though. “*whisper* We’re the monsters, that a god forsaken talking pony.” “*whisper* Shush you Jason, I’m going to try and befriend her. Uh...excuse me miss, but we woke up in this forest here and we were wondering if you could help us? I would go over there but Jason’s healing abilities only heal the wounds, not the exhaustion...” “Oh! You poor thing let me come over the- what angel. That thing is hurt and I’m going to help it. NO, I don’t care if it is dangerous or not, everything needs a little kindness.” “Wow wow wow what in the world is going on I don’t even. That’s someone in a pony costume and you know it. Now whoever you are get out of the costume or else.” “Bitch please. She’s flying over here, what the hell other proof do you need?” “it’s a small plane in the costume and that makes her fly. What do you take me for? A ninny?” “I take you for someone who doesn’t want to accept help from somepony that actually, oh I don’t know, CARES! And also, why can't you except that we could be in a possible paradise! No war, no pollution, very few assholes. PLUS, we could possibly be integrated into pony society so we won’t be hermits in the Everfree forest.” “Wow that was harsher than normal, even for you, and fine I’ll go along with it until I find out that you're lying. Mister Corn For Brains.” “U-um...what are you two talking a-about?” “Nothing you need to worry your little head about miss...” “Um..It’s Fluttershy...” “Well Ms.Fluttershy, I would like to thank you for your kindness in advance...and also apologize about my friend’s behavior.” Seriously Jason, you don’t talk like that to Fluttershy, real or not. Bronies everywhere will murder you in the most gentle way possible. For Fluttershy’s sake. “Yes I’m sorry for be-eing so me-ean, also you are very nice for helping us and, mostly my friend, and i was wondering if there was anything you wanted us to do for in exchange?” “Um..well. I don’t need anything done, but I could introduce you to my friends and have you give Twilight information about yourselves.” “That would be wonderful Fluttershy. We would love to tell you and your friends about ourselves. Right Jason?” “Yes that would be lovely, and at least then we could find a way home.” Who said anything about going home? You can, but this place is awesome. If you want to go back to that shit-hole, fine. But I’m staying here. Are you kidding me, what happened last time. Oh let me remind you. You almost died because you wanted to stay with stupid siberian tiger and it tried eating you in a pot of carrot soup, which is weird because tigers can’t cook and don’t eat veggies. For one, Equestria is much different than siberia. And also, the tiger somehow drugged me with a tranquilizer from a hunter it killed. It was out of my power to do anything. Well forget it, let’s go meet Fluttershy’s friends. “Eamus everybody!” “Anyway, where is this place that your friends’ live in?” “They live in PonyVille but I can just take you to my cottage and invite them over so the town doesn’t freak out.” “That would be nice Fluttershy, just let me help myself up. Subvol!” Zach then started levitating himself up with a red aura. “That would his magic in latin. I may have forgot that. You don’t have to show off you know!” *scratches back of head* “Yeah well I sort of, CAN’T MOVE HERE! And I’m not letting you carry me, thats undignifying.” “Fine, just make it quick, don’t need you to pass out again or spook anyone. *under breath* Again...” After a short three minute walk, we finally made it into the cottage. Angel giving us the evil eye the whole time. “I-if you excuse me I’ll be going to get my friends so they could meet you. If that’s okay with you...” “Of course it is Fluttershy, we’ll behave ourselves while you’re gone. I would just give your friends a warning before you let them see us. Least we get attacked without reason.” Wait....Zach had a good Idea? What sorcery is this?! “Again, thank you. Zach here doesn’t understand how to properly thank a person.” “That is fine you two. G-giving my friend's information about a new sentient species is thanks enough for me.” “Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to pass out from exhaustion on this nice....comfy......cou-ZZZzzzzzz...” “He’s really exerted a lot of energy, I’ll make sure he won’t drool that much on the couch.” “....afgf.....beaver spit....” -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “We’re b-ba-” “*Slap* WHY *Slap* WON’T *Slap* YOU *Slap* WAKE *Slap* UP! Oh, hi Fluttershy and friends. It’s not what is looks like, um maybe it is, but he won’t wake up!” A lavender unicorn then came up. “I know a spell to wake him up instantly.” “Nah I’ll just put his sock in his face.” “I’m up! I’m up! There is no need for cruel and unusual punishment!” Then the previously mentioned lavender unicorn said, “O~kay? Now lets talk.” END OF CHAPTER 2 Author’s Notes. JP:Chapter 2 is done now. I wonder what Shenanigans will conspire next? Well only we know and we are not telling you. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! LTL: With this conclusion we have befriended a Pony Named Fluttershy and now her friends have come to talk to us, but how will this turn of events affect our friendship with the others? Find out in Chapter 3 of, The Angels Of Equestria. Signing off, Signing off, Jeremypunk LivingTimeLord55