[BONUS] Crime: High Treason
Princess Celestia yawned weakly and stretched her back out. She felt groggy; usually she woke up at exactly the right time to raise the sun, and did so with loads of energy. Today, however, something was different.
Groaning, she crunched her eyes tightly together for a few moments before opening them.
She was not in her bedroom.
Immediately, Celestia knew that something was wrong. She attempted to sit up, only to find that a clanking noise and chains tied to her hooves prevented her from moving. Her heart began to beat quickly. “What? Wh-where am I?”
“And so the traitor has awakened,” a voice from behind her spat aggressively.
“...Luna, is that you?”
“Oh, you recognize your dear sister...and after such a horrific betrayal, no less.” Princess Luna strode from behind the restraint table to the front of the room, and into Celestia’s vision.
“Luna, where are we?” Celestia asked, already a little annoyed at whatever antics her sister was engaged in.
“A place that you were until now unaware of. A place where I am in control and deliver punishments to those who threaten Equestria’s safety.”
“Luna! Are you telling me this is an illegal dungeon!?”
“ENOUGH! It is not like you are any better, ‘dear sister’! Indeed, your acts can only be construed as the highest treason!”
Celestia sputtered for a few moments. “What are you talking about? I love my subjects; I love Equestria!”
“Recent events have shown these sentiments to be naught but an elaborate ruse,” Luna scolded, her face contorted into a deep frown. “And now, you will be punished for your betrayal!”
Luna’s horn lit up, and the fitting of one of Celestia’s bindings was dragged to the same side of the table as the other, placing her on her side. “Luna, what are you-”
A fuzzy warmth came in contact with Celestia’s wings, making her gasp in surprise, Soon, Luna’s hooves wrapped tightly around her sister’s midsection, pulling their bodies tightly together.
“Lulu, stoooooop! You know I hate being the little spoon!” Celestia whined, wiggling futilely in an attempt to escape her sister’s snuggly clutches.
“Perhaps you should have thought about that before you ATE THE LAST OF MY PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES!”
“We were all out of Cassata cake!” pleaded Celestia.
“SILENCE, AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A TRUE PRINCESS!”
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Oh god... I can already feel fuzzyness!
I have not a clue what I just read but damn I enjoyed it.
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I'm very glad!
Most of these chapters were done on my birthday!
Good story so far (starting chapter 2) Keep up the good work with future stories!
These stories gave me the wierdest mix of cacophonous laughter, and the warm fuzzies.
IT BEGINS
So, this is Luna's secret power, uh? I don't know how to feel after reading that story.
This is a large punishement though, I would honestly rather die, because it does not seem that comfortable. But this is very well written though! Nice work!
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I'm really glad you both like it!
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You would rather die than Cuddle with Lulu?
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Me no likey hugs. :P
More? Yay!
Floof
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Hehe...I want to see Celestia's punishment for continuously throwing Twilight on to the field with the bare minimum of information and continuous evasion of answering questions during a crisis.
Nice.
The struggle snuggles are real.
Cuddles for everypony!
Anybody who wants to sleep too much to cuddle?
Don't think there is, cause one can do both.
This is what's commonly referred to as beating a dead horse. Or, pony in this case.
Someone call the UN. This is horrifying. I am appalled.
8367643 I'm glad you wrote this masterwork!
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He used the term 'ugly as a bat' earlier in the chapter, and the night guard is full of bat ponies.
This method is also tailored just for kidnappers!
Soo cute!!!! Don't mess with Luna's food though!
What if she started tickling her helpless victims?
It would probably increase the effectiveness of her "interrogation tactics"...........
This was too adorable for me. *faints*
this is deliciously and hilariously silly, i'll be happy to be subjected to more of these chapters
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Thanks so much for your kind words- can I quote you in the description?
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go for it
Worth it! Every minute!
That was adorably hilarious. I want a cuddle now.
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Who doesn't!?
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Or for me, the sadness of not attending a Con.
You dont have permission to cease creation of adorable cuddle pone stories
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I WILL NOT C E A S E as long as I draw breath and this site is up
Art/animation WHEN?!
Great series, CG. I can call that by the fact, that getting the stories of the heroes (or villains, 'cause terrorism and stuff) of individual chapters made me feel what they did! (although second-handed) I could read hundreds of these and they would probably never stop to entertain me.
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This will sound depressing, but... I get that reaction. I would probably want to die too. Imagine that you'd have to stand up and walk (to leave) after that treatment. Impossible! Both, physical and psychical state of your body wouldn't allow you that.
There are only two ways to go from this stage: more cuddles or death. And if the former option is unavailable, you know you wanna go for the latter.
i love this so much right now
Hey, quick question.
Is it gay to cuddle your best guy? I mean, we were wearing socks and everything, no sexual tension, we just like fookin cuddling.
A couple days prior, I had re-read an entry in this series that prompted me to send my best friend a text saying, "Shit mate, I'm not gay but I could use a male cuddle buddy." The running joke in our group is just generally gay actions, so of course this mongoloid sends back with a "Right here" (with applicable emojis).
My school has a high Mormon population, which I'm part of. So in the public yards, our group will be doing their thing in some shade, tryna avoid the Arizona sun, and me and this other goof are snuggling up — since I'm a prideful guy and I genuinely don't want to be gay, I passively snuggle and stay low to the ground.
This weekend, me and a couple o' boys head over to spend the night at his house and goof off like we do, gaming or right memeing around. At least like seven times, though, either I or my friend pushes the other over and just starts cuddling. We stopped near the end of the night though, cos allegedly the ONE bi kid in the group felt uncomfortable. It truly is a testament to our power as straight faggots.
I love that title: straight faggot. It resonates with me, cos I'm straight, but kind of a faggot.
Still, after a long night of school-appropriate spooning, I'm just so relaxed and carefree at the moment. Y'know what, if I ever date a girl who's into BDSM, she'll be all tied up and excited, and I'll just snuggle up to her and fall asleep. That's how difficult I'm gonna be.
No pun intended, but fuck sex, cuddling's where it's at. This was a bit of a different tone than my previous comments, but like I said, I'm not in a position to care. Still love these stories, by the way.
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Under normal circumstances I’d be like ‘lmao fam that’s totally gay’ but I read about this study from Britain that found that 95% of heterosexual teen/20s athletes cuddled with someone their own sex and I was like ‘o shit are 95% of people gay’ but then I was like ‘or...maybe it ain’t even gay’
Truth is I don’t have the answer for you- BUT you do you because cuddling is the bomb dot com
Glad you keep enjoying!
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Next: Micheal's revenge.
A+