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Tommyspud


Wrestling fan, writer, writing stuff non-seriously since 2001. Part of the SquaredCircle/MLP Reddit exchange.

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30 Pones*
1 Match
1 Winner
What happens when your favorite MLP Characters wrestle in a 30-character royal rumble? Chaos.

*May include more than just pones.

Also, please note, this Rumble was written and submitted before the 2017 Royal Rumble.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 3 )

"Don't you ever steal the Iron Will's microphone time, dragon, you aren't the one that's doing the introductions here!"

I wonder if iron will is going to Hollywood a become the tooth fairy heyo.

Bunch of marks

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME

in the WWE's version of this match, the number one entrant has won this match twice. Shawn Michaels in 1995, and... What do you mean I can't say his name on air? Whatever, fine. Some Rabid Wolverine in 2004. That good? Good."

Silly man his name is (Cease and desist letter appears from thin air) curse you McMahon.

Trixie walks out on the entrance, lighting fireworks into the air as she stands up, showboating to the crowd. Course, this is instantly met with a whole bunch of boos. She snorts as the fireworks disappear, and yells at the crowd for being a bunch of stuck up jerks and finally gets her pony butt down the ramp.

The gift of Trixie drink it in maaaaan

AN RKO! That's the finishing move of the guy who won from the Number Eight Position back in 2009, Randy Orton!

And 2017.....Oops too soon

Berry jumps over the top rope to try to save it and catches it before it shatters, but Berry's hooves have hit the ground, she's gone.

Only Berry punch is allowed to eliminate Berry punch.

Dust sneaks up on Fluttershy, and just quickly throws her over the top rope to the outside

Aww I wanted shy to eliminate someone by tripping like she did to CM punk in "fanfiction Royal rumble"

OH HOLY CRAP, IT'S MINTY, MINTY HAS SHOWN UP

And que santino marella's theme

Maud runs and jumps over the top rope to the outside, diving to catch the rock for an elimination

No Diesel push for Maud would have made sense.

WHERE IN PARTS UNKNOWN IS TRIXIE?" At that response, Trixie peers her head out from under the ring

Jerry Lawler reference ahoy

Chrysalis responds by putting Celestia through the Batpony Announce Table

Even in Equestria the Spanish table gets no love

BAH LUNA AS MY WITNESS, Celestia might be broken in half!

no just no unless Celestia falls off something or does a shawn Michaels SummerSlam 05 sell job then no Jim Ross quotes

Tavi hits the floor just seconds before Tavi Tavi hits the floor just seconds before Tavi

uhhh wut

So Trixie wins....Unlike Jericho who was eliminated by a Samoan named Joe

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Now my opinion this can work but God it moved way too fast for my liking, slow it down and pace it better he'll make it a multichapter story if you have too.

The thing never got to an editor on time, so I fixed that last part.

As for the pacing, well, truthfully, I was making it like the Rey Mysterio Rumble victory where the whole thing lasts just over 60 minutes.

And there's only so many ways to write. "X works on Y near the ropes." It kind of becomes a problem where I think I'm writing the same thing over and over and over.

7938046 it's a royal rumble have some fun have the commentators argue, have one of the contestants go outside (hey have to be over the top rope) and grab weapons. hell you could have made maud clear the ring and mess with that a little

as for trixie she's no mysterio more like 2017 jericho (who did the same thing for the most part....before roman showed up at least)

and finally if you would like to know in case you ask i said the fanfiction royal rumble is simply a point that a fanfic based on the match can be done well...until he mad 3 more and slowly made it stupid by adding more and more when he should have left it at one story.

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