This is my first story. I hope you like it!
In the magical land of Equestria, before our story begins, a strange bipedal creature appears...
In Celestia's throne room of all places. Really? And to top it all off, he knows things he shouldn't.
Meet Alex your average 7-11 worker, who got the short end of the stick. (Or long... Depends on your point of view.)
I'm intrigued...
Ha! I got the joke there!