A human with magic abilities never before seen in Equestria? A necropony bent on taking over the world with an army of the living dead? Are you sure this is the same book? Yes? Then let's see what mayhem our favorite ponies can get up to.
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Bitchlight sparkle is my favorite character
Hey Shadow, if this kind of quality requeres you to take extended brakes from writing I'm more than happy to wait! And stay well ya awesome writer!
hey take your time
I know how you feel. I have Manic Depression and my wife has Severe Bi-polar II among other things. It's a royal pain to deal with, especially as I have no way to afford the meds I'm supposed to be on. When my depression hits, I become so depressed I get suicidal. The only way I can power through it is by meditation and reciting, 'it's a chemical imbalance, it will pass'.
I'm sure the SAS and French Foreign Legion would disagree.
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The French foreign legion is made up of former military personnel from around the world. The SAS is a decent enough force but I myself have sparred and completed war games excersises with them and their about average when it comes to that. What makes the SAS so terrifying is 1) they adapt extremely fast 2) they can run foreverrrrrr.
I was a sapper int the corps of engineers US Army the only thing that was really different between us and the rangers is our expertise in explosive ordnance and sabotage.
P.S Russian soldiers are really easy to fight just take out their chain of command and watch the chaos
what. the. fuck. did I just read?
Lulz.
This is getting kind of old. The ponies eat eggs, so they are, by definition, omnivores as well. So acting horrified at Sarah simply falling in that category is kind of dumb.
While I can understand why every hero in stories like these are usually armed with swords (they are considered heroic and a sign of nobility, and are often enchanted), they are one of the worst weapons to use when fighting zombies. Most aren't very good at cutting off limbs, slashing at zombies does almost nothing, and stabbing will only bring you into a convenient biting distance. Similarly, daggers are a horrible idea. Shooting from a distance might seem like a good idea, but bows and crossbows just give them pointy bits sticking out of them that you now have to deal with, and fire (unless it cuts off the magic animating the corpse or is hot enough to reduce them to ash quickly) just creates a flaming zombie, and no one wants that.
As far as I can figure, the best weapons to use when fighting a zombie horde in a medieval setting are primarily maces and hammers, since they shatter bone and pulp flesh, keeping the zombie from being able to use any limbs you hit. Backing them up should be trained teams of soldiers armed with billhooks and spears with thick shafts and wide and strong cross-guards. They won't be much use in killing the zombies, but they can keep the zombies at bay and/or pin them in place for others to deal with. If removing limbs cuts off the magic animating it (rather than just creating a smaller target that wants you dead and goes for your ankles), then axes and halberds are also good choices to bring along.
8938331 I'm pretty sure the sword is for the necromancers, not the actual zombies. Being her abilities seems to something akin to zombie raid in which case a slashing weapon might be more beneficial.
Twilight making violent threats over jokes seems out of character.
Is everyone in the army as pretentious as Sarah? I swear to god at times I feel like yelling “We get it, you were in the army. Guess who gives a shit?” Really my only complaint. I dunno if that’s by design or not but her mentioning the army every five seconds gets really old really quickly. Honestly if I were in the US Army, or any military for that matter, I wouldn’t be to proud of myself. I’ve always said if I ever get drafted for whatever reason should the situation arise I’d rather go to prison than fight in the military, especially the US military.
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Is every hippy as pretentious as you?
I agree that yes, as a military power the USA is overstretched and a bit out of control. But think about it, if you were drafted for the first world war, would you still have tried to run? The second world war? The Civil war? I'd rather war be the last resort, but if it comes to war I'd gladly join up to protect my family, friends, and my way of god damn life.
Sarah is yes, a bit pretentious about the US army, and not every war we fight is one we should be involved in. But if you say "I'd rather go to jail than fight for my country" then sir, you aren't a US citizen. You aren't a man of good values. You aren't a man of good judgement. To say that without knowing what the next war may be for is childish, and short sighted. The next war could be the rerise of NAZI's. The next war could be to stop north Korea from hurting their people anymore. War is not a good thing, but the path to good intentions is pathed with hell.
My point is, don't just say "I'd rather be in jail" before knowing what the war is about. Because it could be about one of the few things you actually care about. Maybe you don't care about family. Maybe you don't care about your country(In which case completely and utterly fuck you). Maybe you don't care about your friends. But it might be about something you care about, and when that day comes you'll be eating these words.
Maybe you're just a spineless suburbanite who doesn't want to go through hell, who knows. Just don't insult the people who work hard so that you can sit on your computer and be a fat ass blob.
EDIT: Or maybe you aren't even a man, in which case you can shut up because women aren't required to sign up for selective services, aka the draft
Heh. The Canadian army might have something to say about that.
So twilight is going to get away with threatening someone, but if our little human did that she would immediately be arrested.