My sister left the fridge open again, so I now have to go down to the store to buy new milk and shit. I get there just fine and start filling my shopping basket when a guy with a gun enters and starts demanding money...
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oh god
I see some heavy embarrassment in the necromancers future while warring really frilly clothes maybe very skimpy underwear of both genders
This is a guess nothing more but still I can see it happen
This should be very funny and satisfing
First you had curiosity, but now you have my full attention
This is gonna end hilariously isn't it? Let's watch the fires of rage and sorrow of the necromancer burn while the hope of getting that 'perfect world' they want turns into nothing but dust and void. While, hopefully, being insanely embarrassed and humiliated at the same time.
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i love the way you think the more twisted the better
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Yeah I can see my self going to a fucked up place when having to dool out well deserved punishment
For a moment there, I thought this was gonna go into SCP territory.
Good chapter. Two things however eat at the back of my mind that I must address.
1.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is that not the name of Twilight's dad as well? To quote Major Chip Hazard from the movie Small Soldiers, "It's a small world after all."
2. Porkscratch sitting on the poor fucker. All the while I'm just picturing him sounding like Roadhog in my head.
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Hey, it's possible.
NOOOO!!! I caught up! I wanted more. I’ve been addicted for the past few days.
But seriously, this is amazing. Keep up the good work. I’m loving it so far.
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You're not wrong.
Btw, I randomly googled lard stick, and the first result that popped up I shit you not was a stick of ozark butter
Kind of an inopportune scenario for him. Regardless, I'd prefer it if this Necromancer was allowed to defend his case before anything was decided, but that's entirely up to you.
Seriously though. Give him a fucking trial. While saying he wanted to create a 'perfect world' is extremely discouraging, you gotta realize that after being trapped in stone for over a millennia with nothing but a wall to look at and his own thoughts to keep him company, no one sane would feel like skipping around the room singing about puppies and friendship.
If he's guilty of genocide, then make sure of it before putting him in front of the firing squad. If there's more to his story that the three royals are too bitter to admit, the protag should be interested in knowing, considering he should know all about being sentenced without being offered a trial.
Whatever he decides, whether it's killing him or making him into the bottom bitch of the gang, at LEAST first make sure that puppet boy deserves it. One thing that's overused on this site is "misunderstandings".
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Yep. Would a been pretty cool if it did.
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.....How the fuck did you... Please tell me that was just a guess? That's exactly what I was planning... I hate it when people predict where I'm going with my stories.
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So this is a common occurrence then?
IT LLIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fantastic chapter
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FimFiction is chock full of "comedic" misunderstandings sprung from lack of communication. Chock. Full. I never found them funny, not even the very first time I've been fed such comedic refinement in anime. I suppose I just learned to recognise its setup as it's about to happen.
Oh, the dumbass protag slips on a banana at precisely the right angle and speed to fall face-first into the female character's bust. How original. And how does female chan react? In a reasonable and rational manner? Nope, proceeds to beat the ever-loving shit out of our bumbling moron. So fucking funny. I'm dying of laughter.
Anyway. I get that I'm just excepțional with my tastes like that, but the fact still remains that the gag is overused to the point where even street tramps would be afraid of catching something from it. You're free to use it, but it's not all that great an idea in my opinion. No amount of protection would be safe.
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I'd see it as a good thing myself. Having someone predict future events could mean that your story has a good flow and foreshadowing, depending on circumstances.
But thats just me, and I have pretty much no experience in such things.
I wonder when he'll try to make Golems. They would be the easiest way to explore Tartarus. If use correctly like have a factory of golems over here have it producing certain amount of golems. And have them just go explore Tartarus, mostly the unexplored areas. With a scrying and tracking enchantments/spells so that he can either A look through their eyes while they map out the area that they travel through. Or B have them as scouts/solders that are exploring.
This is a amazing story but I just read most of this in 1 day and now I feel really tired
is it weird that i gave porkscratch a heavy Scottish accent?
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my thoughts as well.
That's the best type of evil, I declare this: Lawful Evil