Human magic

by Blackdust

Specialty chapter!

Author's Note:

ONE MORE GODS DAMMIT!

UNO!

Alfred had stared at the words trying to decipher them for the past half hour. Everytime he tried to disspell them, they came back within seconds. It almost burned his eyebrows at one point. Since he was already unable to move forward temporally, he prided himself on what looks he did have. However when he called for Discord, the only thing he could think of that could pull off this level of enchantment, he was amazed to find out that it wasn't the spirit of chaos, though Discord did have fun messing with both the spelling of the words as well as the color. Alfred eventually decided to see why the words were there and figured them for some kind of message delivery spell, so he reached out and touched them...

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...Yeah we all know where he winds up now. So he's there and sees the earth pony, two humans and unicorn in front of him and the girls off to the right staring at the guys both worried and scared.

"Looks like he's almost finished calling his small posse together," said the stallion unicorn.

"Sure seems like it, but he does realize that the last one he has marked as canceled and might get banned for a few days for adding another chapter, right?" Roseshield said, casting a quick look up to the ceiling.

"He who?" Alfred asked the group around him.

"Author. This is all one big joke to him. He's doing this to get back in his stories," Jackson replied.

"Speaking of which, Author, don't introduce that character that you want to introduce into the first story of this stupid chapter chain you did," Blackdust said up at the ceiling.

"Um..." Alfred turned to the two hiding behind boxes, "What are they talking about and who or what are they talking to?"

"Well... According to what Jackson said, this is a fanfic... A story somebody from Earth made because they liked something that much..." the mare replied.

"Uh-huh. And why is it that we're on earth right now?" Alfred asked in a disbelieving tone.

"We're not..."

"Then where are we?"

"Equis. But the human side..." the girl replied this time.

Well that explains that... Alfred thought before turning around and almost running straight into a fist held pointed at his face.

"Careful... You might get hurt if you let your guard down for even a second," Jackson said.

"If that's the case, then let's see how you deal with magic!" Alfred said, trowing his hand in front of Jacksons face and casting a light spell meant to blind him.

"HEY! No fighting yet!" a guy said, coming into the warehouse back door, next to the ritual spot. He wore a blue faux leather jacket with a black shirt that had a cloud of gears and cogs that were spitting out white sparks where the cogs met, as well as blue jeans and sneakers. His hair was sky blue and he had a very light tan, barely apricot in tint while his eyes were black so it looked like he had no irises at all. He had silver, not just in color, bracelets on his ankles, despite obviously being bracelets.

"And you are?" Roseshield asked.

"His name is Rip Bluehouse. Author, I told you not to introduce him in the specialty chapter!" Blackdust answered.

"So is he aware of the wall, or does he break it?" Jackson asked, waving his hands around to try and find a box while the sudden burst of light faded from his eyesight.

"I'm aware of it, I just choose to ignore it," Rip replied, using his foot to kick a crate over to him.

"M... May I go home now...?" Azuran asked from a corner of the small space they were in.

"NO!" Everyone in the building, that means Adagio and Aria plus everyone in that small section, yelled at him in perfect unison that would never again be repeated.

"Besides, he's going to the next bit anyway." Thank you Roseshield.

What he said.

Comments

[PizzaPlanetDeliveryTruck]

*<>* Mediocre 4th wall breaking ....

[Blackdust]

7205838 I try to be funny with the wall breaks... Also, have you read the chain of them?

[PizzaPlanetDeliveryTruck]

7207691 *<>* I wouldn't know ... That's a question for my driver ... He reads all these stories on this site ... I just roll with it while we make various deliveries across the multiverse ... It's interesting visiting all the different worlds and seeing these stories play out ... To bad nobody will ever know our story ...
~ Gyoza what did I tell you about giving away trade secrets !?!? The nets not ready for us yet ...
*<>* sorry ....
What part of keep a low profile didn't you understand ?
Especially if everyone/pony knew we travel as much as we do we'd never get a moments rest or peace ... Gah your going to get me in trouble with Mistress Pinkemina ...
*<>* hey I said I was sorry .... Grease ... Layoff da gas mate ...

[Blackdust]

7207748 Read the chain of specialty chapters. It starts in A Guardian of Dark Lights.

[PizzaPlanetDeliveryTruck]

7207927 *<>* oh .. Ok ..I shall let him know....
~ I see wat you did thar .... Also over thar ... Funny breaks ...zero f*** s given ..Noice
*<>* omg I luv sonata she can take me for a drive anytime ...
how could you say that Gyoza .!!! Don't you know I OWN YOU !! YOU'RE MINE FOREVER!!!
~ she's right ya know ... she does have your title
*<>* oh grease ... I made her mad ...
TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT HAHAHAHA

[Blackdust]

7208043 Oh balls... Pinkie, if I feature in the last fight of the last chain in the chapter, will you let him live...?

[PizzaPlanetDeliveryTruck]

7208175 7208175 honestly I could never stay mad at my dear Gyoza .. He helps deliver all my party supplies to all my other parts throughout the multiverse ... Without him I'd run out of steamers and balloons for all the parties I throw...And Atlas wouldn't know what to do without him
*<>* why am I Tiny now ... This ain't fair
~ um Mistress Diane ...I think you accidentally let on that you are collectively aware of yourselves across the multiverse ...
oopsie daisie ... Well I guess it was bound to happen eventually .. WE ARE ONE:!!! Besides silly Atlas I'm also keeping an eye on Blackdust right now as we speak ....I'm sure he won't tell anyone else this information will you Blackdust ... That is unless you want to find out what's worse than breaking one of my promises ...

[Blackdust]

7208299 Eheheh... I swear on the Dark Mistress' name that your promise is safe with me, but anybody else reading the comments on the otherhoof...

[PizzaPlanetDeliveryTruck]

7208320 Let them find out ... Most will dismiss it .. Other won't believe it ... And who are you to question my methods or logic ... Hmmm

[PizzaPlanetDeliveryTruck]

7208320 ~ trust me bro .. She means business ... Don't question it ... Or her ... There's a reason why even the God of Chaos fears her ....

[Blackdust]

7208346 I ain't questioning her. Just the others that are reading comments not directed at them.

[PizzaPlanetDeliveryTruck]

7208372 ~ that was also directed at anyone else readin these comments
Beware the Pink

[Blackdust]

7208416 And reading the comments not directed at you is rude. So stop reading ours.