"If AJ and Twilight Started Dating, What Would Ya Call Them?"

by Nikkori

"What About AJ and Pinkie too?"

"What would happen if Twilight and AJ started dating?"

"Whut Now."

"I said, Wh-"

"Ah know what ya said."

"Rainbow! How could you ask such a question!"

"With her mouth! Duh! Ya know, sometimes I think I'm the smart one!"

"Pinkie, that's obvious, but really Rainbow? Why would you even ask that question?"

"Because. I think we all know Applejack's barn door swings that way."

"Rainbow Marium Jennifer Dash! How could you say something like that!"

"Sorry Fluttershy."

"Honestly! Applejack, are you..... Ya know........ A fillyfooler?"

"Fer land's sakes! Ah am, and Ah'm proud!"

"Wowie! I always thought Rainbow would be into mares! Or Fluttershy now that I think about it........."

"Pinkamena Diane Pie! A proper lady never says those things is such a manner!"

"Listen. I don't mind that Rarity and Pinkie-"

"Rainbow, I never said I thought you were."

"You said 'A proper lady never says those things in such a manner'. That means you thought it, but didn't say it. Huh Rarity?"

"Okay fine! You caught me! I'm soorry Rainbow!"

"Jeez, no need to cry. Anyway, I was just wondering. Do we call them Twijack or Applelight?"

"Applelight? Twijack? Whut are those stupid names?"

"Yours and Twilight's."

"Oh. Ah see."

"Hm.... I like Applelight! Reminds me of my new recipe! A light fluffy Apple cake with a blueberry icing, as purple as Twilight with a hint of gala Apple...... Yummy!"

"Pinkie, I don't think you should mention an apple cake with icing the color of Twilight. If you don't mind that is."

"Okay Flutter Butter!"

"Please don't call me that Pinkie."

"Okay Fluttershy!"

"Girls! We're getting off task! What would we call AJ and Twi if they started dating!"

"Ah'm not comfortable with ya'll sayin' that about me!"

"Relax AJ! It's not like I'll set you up with Twilight!"

"Said th' pot t' the kettle."

"I promise AJ. Besides, Twi's totally into Sunset Shimmer!"

"Ah want to walk out, but mah body ain't movin'."

"Yeah! Sunny's great! I'm glad she moved here!"

"Can ya'll not?"

"Oh yes! Sunset's mane and tail helped me make my Phoenix Sunrise collection!"

"Please?"

"I helped Sunset get a pet phoenix. She named it Sunshine."

"That's nice an' all Flutters, but Ah-"

"Wait! We still don't know what to call AJ and Twi if they started dating!"

"Darling, isn't it obvious? Twijack would be it."

"Not Applelight? Wow Rares, I'm impressed."

"Apple Light is my favorite alcohol. Why would I call my friends that?"

"Makes sense."

"Also, I just adore the 'jack' at the end!"

"Guys, Ah have a better question."

"Spit it out!"

"Pinkie, Ah'm sorry."

"For what?"

"This question."

"C'mon AJ!"

"What do ya call mahself an' Pinkie if we started datin'?"

"I don't know Applejack. Maybe Pinkiejack?"

"No. We call them ApplePie! AJ, that's priceless!"

"No! We call ourselves AppleMena! It sounds good to me."

"AppleMena..... Darling, you are genius!"

"A thank you!"

"Uh guys.... I have a question."

"Whatever is it Fluttershy?"

"What would you call Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle when they get together?"

"Good question Fluttershy!"

"Rainbow, why are you laughing?"

"You call them Sunlight! That's hilarious!"

"Darling, what about SunSparkle? Sounds beautiful to me."

"Rarity, Ah think Sunlight's funny, but yer idea sounds great. Top kek!"

"Ooh! I have one! Pick meeee! Pick meeee!"

"What's your question Pinks?"

"What do you call Luna and Celestia if they got together?"

"PINKIE PIE! THAT'S JUST SICK! Ah dunno actually though."

"Pinkie! How to disgrace the Princesses!"

"Meep! Never again please."

"Guess!"

"Rainbow Dash. What do you possibly find funny."

"You call it PRINCEST!"

"I have to admit Pinkie Pie darling, that was clever."

"I know, right?"

"Whut goes on in that head o' yers? Anyway, Rarity, ask a question."

"A lady never-"

"Rarity. You've been talking to us for this long, and have been the third most active. Do you really think you can be ladylike now?"

"Yes. Yes I do."

"Just ask a flippin' question!"

"Fine. What do you call Pinkie and Discord if they started dating?"

"Rarity! Discord would ne-"

"Darling, we know. Fluttershy, we don't mean to disrespect him in any way."

"Okay."

"Now, what do you call them?"

"Ooh! Dis Pie!"

"How about 'Th' End O' Th' World As We Know It'?"

"Close!"

"I know. The End Of The Universe?"

"Good job Rainbow."

"Rarity! The next time I have tea with Discord I'll tell him that. He'll probably laugh, but I don't find it that amusing."

"Sorry Fluttershy. I just wanted to make you girls laugh."

"It's okay."

"Anyway, we need a definite name for AJ and Twilight!"

"APPLELIGHT!!!!"

"I'll go with Twijack."

"Twijack."

"Ah choose Applelight. Ah like mah name first, not Twi's."

"Okay. We have a Twijack from Rarity and Fluttershy. We have an Applelight from Applejack and Pinkie. I'm the tiebreaker now?"

"I would be so Darling."

"Awesome! Okay so..... I choose Applelight."

"But Rainbow Daaaaash!"

"Suck it up Rarity. Ah actually like 'em both, but Ah ain't complainin'."

"Okay! We call Twi and AJ Applelight if they start dating!"

"Girls? What's this about Applejack and I dating and being called Applelight?"

"Oh.... Hey Twilight......"

"Explain. Now."

"Rainbow Dash did it!"

Author's Note:

Sorry if I dissed any of your ships. Honestly, in this story I only ship SunsetSparkle. Anyway, I would like to know two things.

1- Would you like a dialogue version where I color code it?

2- Would you like a sequel with Fluttershy and Discord or Twilight and her friends? Just Applejack? Twilight and Sunset after the girls explain?

Please comment which one you would like!

Comments

[Sugarcookie29]

SEQUEL

[Nikkori]

6862351 About who or about what?

[Sugarcookie29]

6862644 Twilight and Sunset. It would be interesting to see how they react

[Nikkori]

6862707 'Sunset and Twilight go on a Quest called Love while Rainbow Dash Flew This Morning'. A multi chapter story! Coming soon!

[IMNOTHERE889]

Without reading the story, I can tell you EXACTLY what Twilight and AJ's shipname would be.
TWAPPLEJARKLE
now, I shall read this thing.

[IMNOTHERE889]

I. Died. Laughing.
But, my only problem with it it was the fact that it washard to figure out who was talking and such.
Still a good story, nonetheless.

[Nikkori]

6867274 Should I make a color coded version?

[IMNOTHERE889]

6867799 It would be easier to read it then, yeah.

[flaminkomage]

OMIGOSH I'M DYING!!! THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!

Nice workkkkk!

[Nikkori]

6882887 Thanks! This is actually more popular then Yearbook, my highest rated story. P.S.- A sequel might be up tomorrow!

[flaminkomage]

6883107 YESSS!

[Satto Kez]

I'm kinda interested in what AJ would be thinking after all of this!

That's is if you do a continue story at all...