DJ here! Things are looking up for me right now... New car... new house... 4 new mouths to feed... And they're not human mouths either! Wait what? They come in white, purple, pink and dark blue and I can tell you that they're interesting characte
Oh good lord XD What a dream that was, hehehe eue. I'm sitting in the kitchen, and I had to stifle my laughter so I would disturb family XD sounded like I was dying.
I'm surprised they aren't looking for a way to get back to Equestria? I mean without Tia or Luna the sun can't rise or set, which will leave 1 side of the planet a scorching inferno, and the other a frozen waist land.
I love this chapter so much, especially with all the misunderstandings and. Luna's brutal honesty. Watching Celestia and Cadnace exchange jealousy stares at each other was hilarious and the senpai incident and Cadence's willingness to be submissive was hilarious. Still, I think that there should be an explanation as to why Cadance is so needy for Derrick's affection and if her relationship with Shining went down the crapper. Thanks for the laughter and hope. See the next chapter soon.
6294044 they know exactly how to get back. They have to wait until their magic returns to full strength. Which basically be when I run out of chapter ideas and end the story.
XDDDD Another excellent chapter.^^ Though, Cadance will have to remember the two spells Celestia used for this. Should prove interesting.^^ I'm guessing Cadance will have a more graceful figure than Celestia's more full figure, and yet move with a sort of firey spirit the belies her graceful figure.
"No, it’s just you girls are a different species; here on this planet, it would be considered taboo to go on a date with you guys. If it makes you feel better I can date you, it has nothing to do with appearances."
* Replace with:
Oh, no, I don't find you ugly at all. It's just "My momma done tol' me," Son, don't stick it in crazy, and you're, honestly a complete lunatic.
6294301 That was something I added, I thought it was fucking hilarious when I was editing this! It took me so long and so many laughs; but I'm happy to see everyone's enjoying it.
Hmm... I'm thinking that though Cadance isn't as buxom as Luna or Celestia, she's the skinniest of the three. Sure, she doesn't work out as much as Luna and her competitive streak, but she likely watches what she eats the most out of the three, and she's not without her own sense of adventure in her. Though, I can see Luna as having noticable ab muscles among the three princesses.^^
Oh, and as for Twilight, wouldn't doubt it if, just to irritate him, she's just technically legal for such pervy actions. XD Like, exactly the age to be considered legal or something. Like, leading him to facepalm with an "...of course, you're that old." Or something.XD
Honestly, with how 'pretty' nearly all the ponies in their world are, I theorize that the natural magic of their world naturally encourages enhanced beauty growth among their kind, leading to them to being more developed and attractive than most humans if/when given anthro/human forms. ...though, that begs the question, just how ugly some of the more ugly ponies would have looked like had they grown up on Earth then, like that one fat puppetteer in the imagination manifestation or whatever it was. *shivers* Though, on the up side, that likely means that were Twilight to try such a spell, he'd end up asking himself how the hell a girl her age can be that developed. Only for her to reply to that comment with something like: "Not really. Some of my friends back home are more 'developed' than I am." And thus, signal another brain crash for him. XD
Is it wrong of me to keep on hoping for the hardcore dirty smut scenes to appear anytime soon cause at this rate my mind is just melting at every possible thing that can happen...I think brain needs help.
6294217 DUUUUUUDEEEEEE!!!!!!!! any more comedy and i would have had to go to the doctor you seriously hit my sweet spot there
BTW help me remember, is this the fist time you reference sponge bob's face in this story? i seem to remember you doing it before but i can't remember if it was here or in "The Missadventures of DJ" 38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xdsqWg2a1r0qilz.jpg
This is an alternate reality and does not take place in the Misadventures of DJ continuity. Shining armor either didn't exist, or never met Cadence. MLP doesn't exist in this universe either.
6297013 yeah i wonder what would happen if she got in one off hes dreams where there is like death exsplshon and shit storm happen and she get riid off the nightmare that would ern him some bunus points!.
and they do say that love allwais beginns whit an fight.
6269172 and now i guees i some how got the the work to stats upp the pints for the prinseses stats where they are at how did this happen? duno but i will keep at it XD
i dont know whatim doing anymore meh faith is somthing we will never know
Thought the story was getting kinda rushed and going to some dark places when reading the tub scene . Felt like a idiot when it turned out to be a dream.another great chapter
His torture of Friendship will never end. They will not only get back to Equestria but find out how to create a portal at will.... just to keep in touch. A soft, caressing touch along the withers and down the belly, then back up, and down, and up- er, ah! Whew, I mean so they can all keep in (full body) contact with their special friend. The cute one, with the magic fingers, that flusters so easily when you wiggle your plot at him. Hopefully Shining Armor doesn't find out and try to end him in a fit of jealousy unbecoming a prince since this alien is not only wooing his WIFE but his SISTER... and both AUNTS???
Mmm, perhaps staying in an alternate universe is the safest option for DJ-- even with cat-infested stairs.
And if other ponies find out about his special talent of belly rubs, oh dear. So many jealous husbands looking for a piece of this wife stealer, this Don Won, this charlatan, this... this gigolo!
Hilarious to read. Good job!
Interesting indeed .....
Oh good lord XD What a dream that was, hehehe eue.
I'm sitting in the kitchen, and I had to stifle my laughter so I would disturb family XD sounded like I was dying.
Nice job.
I'm surprised they aren't looking for a way to get back to Equestria? I mean without Tia or Luna the sun can't rise or set, which will leave 1 side of the planet a scorching inferno, and the other a frozen waist land.
I love this chapter so much, especially with all the misunderstandings and. Luna's brutal honesty. Watching Celestia and Cadnace exchange jealousy stares at each other was hilarious and the senpai incident and Cadence's willingness to be submissive was hilarious. Still, I think that there should be an explanation as to why Cadance is so needy for Derrick's affection and if her relationship with Shining went down the crapper. Thanks for the laughter and hope. See the next chapter soon.
Great chapter,can't wait for the next one
I FUCKIN LOVE THIS!!
Tia: 17
Luna: 16
candy: 3
Twilight 2
Woot celestia have taking the lead! how? DAMNIT LUNA!
keep it upp man oh and should i stop doing this ?
6294044 they know exactly how to get back. They have to wait until their magic returns to full strength. Which basically be when I run out of chapter ideas and end the story.
6294118 no keep doing it
That senpai bit was priceless. XD
Say no, you won't do it, no balls.
6294118
Luna for me
hehehe
stayclassy
6294301 Luna ftw
XDDDD Another excellent chapter.^^ Though, Cadance will have to remember the two spells Celestia used for this. Should prove interesting.^^ I'm guessing Cadance will have a more graceful figure than Celestia's more full figure, and yet move with a sort of firey spirit the belies her graceful figure.
* Replace with:
Oh, no, I don't find you ugly at all. It's just "My momma done tol' me," Son, don't stick it in crazy, and you're, honestly a complete lunatic.
6294301 That was something I added, I thought it was fucking hilarious when I was editing this! It took me so long and so many laughs; but I'm happy to see everyone's enjoying it.
Hmm... I'm thinking that though Cadance isn't as buxom as Luna or Celestia, she's the skinniest of the three. Sure, she doesn't work out as much as Luna and her competitive streak, but she likely watches what she eats the most out of the three, and she's not without her own sense of adventure in her. Though, I can see Luna as having noticable ab muscles among the three princesses.^^
Oh, and as for Twilight, wouldn't doubt it if, just to irritate him, she's just technically legal for such pervy actions. XD Like, exactly the age to be considered legal or something. Like, leading him to facepalm with an "...of course, you're that old." Or something.XD
Honestly, with how 'pretty' nearly all the ponies in their world are, I theorize that the natural magic of their world naturally encourages enhanced beauty growth among their kind, leading to them to being more developed and attractive than most humans if/when given anthro/human forms. ...though, that begs the question, just how ugly some of the more ugly ponies would have looked like had they grown up on Earth then, like that one fat puppetteer in the imagination manifestation or whatever it was. *shivers* Though, on the up side, that likely means that were Twilight to try such a spell, he'd end up asking himself how the hell a girl her age can be that developed. Only for her to reply to that comment with something like: "Not really. Some of my friends back home are more 'developed' than I am." And thus, signal another brain crash for him. XD
senpai XD
I died laughing so hard!
Is it wrong of me to keep on hoping for the hardcore dirty smut scenes to appear anytime soon cause at this rate my mind is just melting at every possible thing that can happen...I think brain needs help.
CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!
PLEASE KEEP GOING!!!
Best chapter ever!!!!
Yeah. NLR is a pretty cool guy.
6295051 I get around. ;)
6294217 DUUUUUUDEEEEEE!!!!!!!! any more comedy and i would have had to go to the doctor you seriously hit my sweet spot there
BTW help me remember, is this the fist time you reference sponge bob's face in this story? i seem to remember you doing it before but i can't remember if it was here or in "The Missadventures of DJ"
38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xdsqWg2a1r0qilz.jpg
6294966 AGREED!!!!
6295421 Yep totally recycled from misadventures.
Calling it now - cadence will turn into Yuno Gasai
6294533 I was laughing pretty damn hard
6294081
This is an alternate reality and does not take place in the Misadventures of DJ continuity. Shining armor either didn't exist, or never met Cadence. MLP doesn't exist in this universe either.
Read the author notes in the first chapter.
6294217 ash you wish Good sir.
6294301 and i want Woona win allso but she need to not freak the man out! XD
6296518 I love the fact that she has almost gotten him or tried to kill him twice.
6296176 I think that's what Solid Poison likes to hear. ;)
6297013 yeah i wonder what would happen if she got in one off hes dreams where there is like death exsplshon and shit storm happen and she get riid off the nightmare that would ern him some bunus points!.
and they do say that love allwais beginns whit an fight.
6269172 and now i guees i some how got the the work to stats upp the pints for the prinseses stats where they are at how did this happen? duno but i will keep at it XD
i dont know whatim doing anymore meh faith is somthing we will never know
6295335 Heeeeeeeeey!
6297921 Lawl *awkwardly waves*
6297949 Iseeyou'renewhere!wannaparty?whattypeofcakedoyoulike?Ohwhataboutmusic?
Thought the story was getting kinda rushed and going to some dark places when reading the tub scene . Felt like a idiot when it turned out to be a dream.another great chapter
Very fun to read. Hillarious to ! A good time really ! I just want more and more.
I like your cultural references and Luna is my favorite character in that fic. I don't know why, but Cadance is standing on my nerves some times. X)
Celestia using the Word "sempai" in a erotic manner? i don't know if it's Hot, horryfing or hillarious.
Was Cadence still a pony when she went outside?
Good chapter my friend, but now I must await for more of this great story!
Someone NEEDS to make that a thing. Edit in the spongebob face onto a luna picture. Someone NEEDS to do that. RIGHT NOW!
Hahahahaa really funny i just really, really, really love this story i. so jealous of you for writhing so good
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His torture of Friendship will never end. They will not only get back to Equestria but find out how to create a portal at will.... just to keep in touch. A soft, caressing touch along the withers and down the belly, then back up, and down, and up- er, ah! Whew, I mean so they can all keep in (full body) contact with their special friend. The cute one, with the magic fingers, that flusters so easily when you wiggle your plot at him. Hopefully Shining Armor doesn't find out and try to end him in a fit of jealousy unbecoming a prince since this alien is not only wooing his WIFE but his SISTER... and both AUNTS???
Mmm, perhaps staying in an alternate universe is the safest option for DJ-- even with cat-infested stairs.
And if other ponies find out about his special talent of belly rubs, oh dear. So many jealous husbands looking for a piece of this wife stealer, this Don Won, this charlatan, this... this gigolo!
MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE master sempai :3
6299617 Writhing
Yay
More chapters, Senpai.