DJ here! Things are looking up for me right now... New car... new house... 4 new mouths to feed... And they're not human mouths either! Wait what? They come in white, purple, pink and dark blue and I can tell you that they're interesting characte
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I loved this chapter so much. It was funny to see Cadence tease the hell out of DJ with the anthro spell and Austin' interaction with the Princesses, particularly Celestia, and Derrick was worth gold. Hope to see more of this when the chapter of your other story has been rewritten.
6487158 Its an algorithm that knightly added to read a stories views and likes per minute if it exceeds a certain amount in a given amount of time it gets picked up and featured. Quite an interesting system, but sometimes it can be a bit bullshit. 6487274
Hmmmm, we wonder how it would look if Cadence and Celestia started vying for his attention more 'openly'. He'd perhaps react thinking they were being more weird then he's use to, or at least one of them. Because we know that Celestia knows Cadence is making 'moves' on her possible 'coldfriend' even if she's more subtle, Cadence KNOWS she is wearing him down and working up his interests in her. Which if she were a farmer, considering him to be her handsome garden she's been grooming for herself.
Though how would the world react if Luna 'nudged' the moon to provide a more romantic night, causing 'some' many coastal damages from 'what the hell?' to 'OH MY FUCKING GODS TIDAL WAVE!?!'. Which might bring up development points for her, though what doesn't bring together humanity then a world spanning crisis? Such as the panic attack the hour early raised sun two weeks ago caused, but maybe on a larger scale. The more panic prone humans might be saying 'this is a sign of the end is near!' or 'Repent for your evil deeds as judgment day is upon us!', with DJ likely slapping his face going. "It's just a Alicorn goddess who wanted to make a romantic night, for whatever reason."
Though it would be hilarious if Twilight started using her collected data on DJ, and seamlessly progressed faster then the others did. With him being quite, well wondering how tablet glued adorable unicorn could work him over with greater ease then Celestia and Cadence combined? XD
Another excellent chapter, as is expected.^^ Though, I do hope Luna ends up staying focused on Derrick, along with Twi also falling for him. XD But, that's just my opinion.^^
6488375 -_- Asshole. Quit being greedy mate there ain't nothing wrong with him sharing not at all you don't control that factor and I cannot believe you'd be so rude to Twilight either.
6488383 you can't blame a guy for trying and since this started as a side story for the Misadventures of DJ, I thought the author had it going on the same path.
6488386 No. Read the description. I quote. "Reading the Misadventures of DJ is not required." It's its own story completely broken off from Misadventures. We worked hard to make these chapters and it was poisons idea to bring in more than one character and we really hate looking at these people who are disappointed with someone stepping in. So please do us a favor and stop complaining that goes to all of the comments who dont like this idea.
"You tall motherfuckers can suck my dick." I say in annoyance as I stand up out of the seat and dust myself off.
"I'm afraid I didn't bring my microscope." Celestia muttered casually. Austin almost choked on his food. He puts his sandwich down and covers his mouth with his fist.
6489643 Somewhat, Austin won't be sticking around very long (two weeks off) and back to service. I'm not sure if he is making another appearance in this story; but might be something later down the road!
Oh and btw! Twilight isn't an alicorn in this one... yet...
6490683 i was talking about cadence giving celestia the banana's, twilight a certian romance novel and luna a certian type of magazine to try get DJ to think of kinky thoughs
Well, you're the least likely to say something weird in front of Austin." I say with a shrug causing Celestia to giggle. I shake my head and charge into the bathroom. The theme of this shower is; GOTTA GO FAST!
For the record, if a story is featured in one of the last three slots, it's more like an 'Ooh by the way this updated' on the site's part. If a 'popular' story updates (I think rating ratios decide it? I dunno.) It'll get slapped into one of those slots until another few stories update that fulfill the criteria, whatever it is.
When a story appears in the OTHER slots, it's properly featured and will remain there awhile.
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I loved this chapter so much. It was funny to see Cadence tease the hell out of DJ with the anthro spell and Austin' interaction with the Princesses, particularly Celestia, and Derrick was worth gold. Hope to see more of this when the chapter of your other story has been rewritten.
I don't know what you have planned but I'm saying this just in case. I vote Derrick gets all the mares.
Whoa Abandon Ship DJ, DJ: But Titz :O
6487264 I changed editors halfway through. Haven't gotten around to the older chapters.
6487189 aww it's ok *hugs*
6487300 *sniff* but I wanted to be the very best, like no one ever waaas...
When I read that, my jaw dropped, then after reading the rest of it, I started laughing
6487309 Don't worry my friend you will one day ^_^
Noooo.... I want DJ to have all the marez!!!
Ha, it appears that Derreck is accepting the pony forma bit by bit, that means that eventually he will give in, its just a matter of time.
you got featured! congrats!
I love it when this story updates!
It's pure and simple fun every time.
6487202 Probably not gonna happen.
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Great chapter man keep up the good work
6487158 Its an algorithm that knightly added to read a stories views and likes per minute if it exceeds a certain amount in a given amount of time it gets picked up and featured. Quite an interesting system, but sometimes it can be a bit bullshit.
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Yes... just... yes :D
Awesome update man, and nice job on this!
'breath' is a noun. 'breathe' is the verb you wanted to do there when he was starting up the computer.^^
Now, to continue reading this great chapter.^^
Do it or you're gay.
Lost it right there.
If it gets stuck in my head, it gets stuck in all of our heads!
Enjoy the earworm!
That Cadence is a frikin tease man.
Hmmmm, we wonder how it would look if Cadence and Celestia started vying for his attention more 'openly'. He'd perhaps react thinking they were being more weird then he's use to, or at least one of them. Because we know that Celestia knows Cadence is making 'moves' on her possible 'coldfriend' even if she's more subtle, Cadence KNOWS she is wearing him down and working up his interests in her. Which if she were a farmer, considering him to be her handsome garden she's been grooming for herself.
Though how would the world react if Luna 'nudged' the moon to provide a more romantic night, causing 'some' many coastal damages from 'what the hell?' to 'OH MY FUCKING GODS TIDAL WAVE!?!'. Which might bring up development points for her, though what doesn't bring together humanity then a world spanning crisis? Such as the panic attack the hour early raised sun two weeks ago caused, but maybe on a larger scale. The more panic prone humans might be saying 'this is a sign of the end is near!' or 'Repent for your evil deeds as judgment day is upon us!', with DJ likely slapping his face going. "It's just a Alicorn goddess who wanted to make a romantic night, for whatever reason."
Though it would be hilarious if Twilight started using her collected data on DJ, and seamlessly progressed faster then the others did. With him being quite, well wondering how tablet glued adorable unicorn could work him over with greater ease then Celestia and Cadence combined? XD
Hmmm, feels like things might have become a tad bit more complicated now.
YES YOU CAN! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
6488010 YES SOMEONE GOT IT! HIGH FIVE! :D
6488107
JUST...DO IT!
Another excellent chapter, as is expected.^^ Though, I do hope Luna ends up staying focused on Derrick, along with Twi also falling for him. XD But, that's just my opinion.^^
That chapter had me cracking up .
6487499 how about all the mares minus twilight?
6488375 -_- Asshole. Quit being greedy mate there ain't nothing wrong with him sharing not at all you don't control that factor and I cannot believe you'd be so rude to Twilight either.
6488383 you can't blame a guy for trying and since this started as a side story for the Misadventures of DJ, I thought the author had it going on the same path.
6488386 No. Read the description. I quote.
"Reading the Misadventures of DJ is not required."
It's its own story completely broken off from Misadventures. We worked hard to make these chapters and it was poisons idea to bring in more than one character and we really hate looking at these people who are disappointed with someone stepping in. So please do us a favor and stop complaining that goes to all of the comments who dont like this idea.
6488416 Whoa whoa whoa, calm down now I never complained at all I was just offering my two cents no need to blow up on me now
6488443 slow down an re read my comment again. I said all comments that are complaining about it. That didn't just mean you.
Dame man this is another good chapter.
one word summarizes this chap lmao
And also when I saw the name of the chapter.....
Great story m8
Edit: Upon rereading chapter name.......................
ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOO
6488689 SPY SAPPIN MY SENTRY!
cadence really want's the D.....where is shining armor in this story?
stayclassy
6488769 Doesn't exist, it's Gleaming Shield. :P
Wow, man... just... wow...
That's one of the best comedy fics I ever read, good job!
Well, Derrick may not get all the mares now but he still seems to be heading for at least two.
Love all the teasing/seduction Cadence keeps doing. Especially coupled with Tia's reactions. Totally hilarious!
All the alicorn mares got hitched with 2 humans, I guess?
6489643 Somewhat, Austin won't be sticking around very long (two weeks off) and back to service. I'm not sure if he is making another appearance in this story; but might be something later down the road!
Oh and btw! Twilight isn't an alicorn in this one... yet...
Tia: 32 som much comments!
Luna: 24 seems to losing her to austin
candy: 16 because TITS
Twilight 4
well that was a intresting chapter i wonder what hell will come next. keep it upp um man/girl
6490683 i was talking about cadence giving celestia the banana's, twilight a certian romance novel and luna a certian type of magazine to try get DJ to think of kinky thoughs
Called it!
6487744 Damn. You beat me to it.