Wow

I was hoping that at the end he would say "you are terminated" still great story looking forward to more

I'll read it eventually.

Two very silvery and metallic tendrils slid out of his back and hovered in the air above him. “These.” He stated. “I use them to help when I’m doing something… Like how quickly I got all the pots and pans picked up and set up after you threw them at me.” He added. “But they’re incredibly dense, so if I need to I can use them as a method to defend myself, or you.”

Diamond and Silver seemed to be staring at the tendrils, their faces turning red moments later.

His manufacturer's tag must've said "Made in Japan".

Yummy...but you might want to re-think some measurements ^^

5851697 I'm sure they'll be rethinking it in the morning.

5852178 ...for a day or two, sure