Rainbow Dash is Love, Rainbow Dash is Life

by Probably Minion

Rainbow Dash is Love, Rainbow Dash is Life

I'd like to tell you the story of how my life changed one faithful night when everyone's favorite rainbow-maned pegasus flew into my room and made me feel awesome for six hours straight. If you walk into my room, you can tell I'm more than likely Rainbow Dash's biggest fan. On my walls there are dozens of posters, coloring book pages, and drawings of Rainbow Dash. I have multiple bobble heads and Pop Vinyl figures of Rainbow Dash on my desk. Right above my bed, I have a giant fathead of Rainbow Dash. My bed cover and sheets are Rainbow Dash themed and lastly, I have 20 inch Rainbow Dash plush as well as a 20 inch Fluttershy plush in which I brought so the Rainbow Dash plush didn't feel lonely when I wasn't there. So pretty much if you can think of any merchandise or anything that has to do with Rainbow Dash, it can be found in my room.

However, being a brony comes with discrimination by your peers and family. At school, I only have two or three friends who are bronies and all my other friends pick on me because they think it's funny that I watch a show that was intended for little girls. I always remind myself that I have to deal with this discrimination because it's what all other bronies have to deal with in their everyday lives. My parents always tell me that they think it's stupid and perverted that my favorite cartoon character is from a show for little girls but I always tell them that Rainbow Dash is just purely awesome and MLP teaches positive morals and lessons. Of course, they don't take me seriously and scold me on an everyday basis.

One night when I was laying in my bed, I was crying and hugging my Rainbow Dash plush with all my might because I got beat up by three of the school's bullies who liked to pick on me and my three other brony friends called me something I dare not to say since my parents strictly forbid swearing in the house. At around midnight, I saw a shooting star fly by near my bedroom window. I wished that Rainbow Dash came and visited me so I can get encouragement to get the strength to stand up for myself even though I've been outnumbered by almost everyone in my school. I then I realized that was just a myth and just wasting my time not trying to fall asleep. I fell asleep about a half hour later and then woke up at about 1 in the morning and saw what I thought was a missile or a rocket flying right at my bedroom window but it made a sound almost like Rainbow Dash's scream when she comes in for a crash landing. Of course it didn't explode but rather when it flew through my bedroom window, it landed headfirst into my bedroom door. I quickly turned on my bedroom light to see what this thing was. I couldn't believe my eyes, it was Rainbow Dash, my hero, my idol, and everything I ever hoped for in life.

"If this is a dream, don't wake me up because my mind is officially blown and I've never felt so happy in my entire life." I thought to myself.

Rainbow Dash got up and shook her head a little bit and turned and looked at me.

"I understand you wished upon a star to talk to me because you're being picked on at school just because you're a brony and my biggest fan. Guess I came to the right place. Ask me anything you want, you have my undivided attention." said Rainbow Dash.

"Hey Rainbow, can I turn off my light and we can talk about this under my bed covers with my flashlight on? I don't wanna wake up my parents this early in the morning." I said.

"Yeah sure I don't see why not. I do feel kinda exhausted from flying this early in the morning anyway." said Rainbow Dash.

I quickly grabbed my flashlight and turned off my bedroom light. I let Rainbow Dash under my bed covers and I got under quickly after she got in.

"Do you have any other friends who are bronies at school?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah. I have three other friends who are bronies. We hang out all the time and like to talk about how awesome you are. We also obviously like to talk about the adventures you and your friends have." I said.

"How exactly did you become a brony anyway?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"I became a brony mainly from watching YTP videos of MLP and one day I wanted to see an actual episode of the show and it was first love at first sight. I ended up watching every episode from all 4 seasons in nearly one week and for the last 6 months, I've been collecting memorabilia of you because you're my favorite cartoon character." I said.

"Yeah I can see that. Why do you have a Fluttershy plush too?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"I brought that one about a month ago because I didn't want my Rainbow Dash plush to feel lonely when I wasn't there." I said.

"Oh that's nice. Me and Fluttershy are besties in real life anyway. I think you made the right choice." said Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah you know just trying to show people who walk into my room how much I know and care about you." I said.

Rainbow Dash then yawned.

"Hey kid I feel kinda tired. Do you wanna snuggle until your parents wake you up for school in a couple of hours?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Would I? Absolutely!" I said excitedly.

Rainbow Dash got closer to me and I wrapped my arms around her trying my best to hold on as long as I could.

"I love you Rainbow Dash. Thanks for coming to visit me when I wished upon a star." I said.

"No problem kid. I don't represent loyalty for nothing." said Rainbow Dash.

"I have one more question before you fall asleep." I said.

"Sure ask away." said Rainbow Dash.

"Are you and Scootaloo blood sisters?" I asked.

"Yep. It may not seem that way but in real life, we are in fact blood sisters." said Rainbow Dash.

She then fell asleep making that annoying snoring sound she made while sleeping in "Sleepless in Ponyville". I fell asleep too and at around 7 am, my mom knocked on my door and said "Wake up. It's time for school."

Rainbow Dash woke up quickly so she could fly out without being seen by my mom.

"See you later kid. I hope to see you soon. Whenever you need me or want to talk to me, just look for a shooting star in the sky and wish for me to come into your room." said Rainbow Dash.

"Bye Dashie." I said and she was gone in a flash.

My mom then walked into my room to say good morning to me.

"Hey look there's a rainbow in the sky. Today must be your lucky day." she said.

"Yeah I know. It's almost like Rainbow Dash did a fly-by near our house." I said.

"Oh stop it please. Rainbow Dash isn't real." said my mom.

Of course I ignored her knowing I have the strength and the encouragement to stand up for myself whenever someone picked on me for being a brony and that Rainbow Dash was just a wish upon a star away from being in my room once more. I thought to myself "Rainbow Dash is Love, Rainbow Dash is Life.".

THE END

Comments

[Xray]

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an insult to whomever posts that joke, otherwise just a comment

[fastnbulbous]

Judging by the description and title, I really don't see how this could be rated "everyone".

[Winter The Gimp]

Second Chapter

BEDROOM SPREE!!

[Tehonepony]

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[Mad]

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[Krazy Stargazer]

This was touching. It was a really nice light read. Thank You

[Rowan Stormseeker]

good fic. made me smile. it was a very relatable story. when people insult MLP though... I have been told my eye twitches and I have to remove myself from the situation before I hurt someone

[Sarcastic Brony]

>Implying Rainbow Dash is love
>Implying Rainbow Dash is life
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Celestia is love, Celestia is life!

Being serious though, this was a nice little read.

[Commissar Derpy Hooves]

Wow that deescalated quickly

[DJ_DEMO3]

What age are you? This story makes you sound like you're in middle school. I did like it.

[Rdasher12]

Alright, this was really nice and all. Also I think it would be cool if you made sequels to it. But just to make things clear. Saying that I'm the biggest fan wouldn't mean enough to me. Which makes me think that despite the title being related to something extremely weird, it suits it really. I couldn't thinknif a better way to put it. I'm really just like this guy except an 8th grader, and the fact that I have a dream far more meaningful than this guys. Which I prefer to keep to myself. I pray about it every night and it lasts a whole 10 minutes and they are extremely meaningful. So yes, I'm glad I decided to read this fic, because it reminded me even more than I already knew that my wish still had hope. So thanks for the reminder

[TOECUTTER]

thank you for this dashtastic story

[T1MBUK0N3]

Who can tell the difference between this and My Little Dashie?

[Probably Minion]

5275944 There's a countless number of ways to tell this apart from "My Little Dashie".
For example:
1. It has nowhere near as many views as "My Little Dashie" (and probably never will).
2. It's way shorter than "My Little Dashie".
3. It doesn't involve a brony raising a baby Rainbow Dash found in the middle of the street.
Thanks for reading my story!

[T1MBUK0N3]

5293964 You're welcome.

[Madsci]

I was half expecting Rainbow dash to err... well you obviously read the original story so hehe.

[WestRail642fan]

5308161 i was expecting that too

[Aurelius]

5293964 WATCHING YTP MLP IS EXACTLY HOW I BECAME A BRONY! LMFAO ROTFL!

Good thing this was a SFW parody of Shrek is Love Shrek is Life.

[Probably Minion]

6095202 I included that because that's how I got into watching the show! XD :D

[Theo_]

huh.... this was good.