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You know how in human in Equestria stories the ponies eventually ask the human if humans eat meat, and the human says yes, and everypony gasps all dramatically, and then the human explains that they only eat non-intelligent creatures, and then the ponies relax and say everything’s good and they just take the human’s word for it without checking?

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“I don’t know, Fluttershy. Maybe if they like us enough, we can tell them that cows are sapient on Equestria and ask if any of them would consider not eating beef. I honestly don’t know if very many of them would listen, though.” Twilight tapped her chin again.

America would give them a big'ol 'hell no' on that one!

I keep thinking to myself "surely there's been other fics going into detail about this sort of thing?" but nothing comes to mind. I'll find one eventually, maybe.

This is kinda interesting. Moar?

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I imagine most of Earth would give the ponies a similar reply. Every human culture I know about has meat as a central part of its cuisine, and by extension its culture. (I know that the Hindus believe cows are sacred, but other kinds of meat are fair game.) Twilight's done her homework and knows that.

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I might have more, if I can think of anything good ideas for how to continue this in the future.

4494583 sorry ponies. Cows here have less intelligence than certain bugs. And plus, atleast we kill them quickly and (mostly) painlessly.


Cows are not intelligent but they are not the lazy and dull thing you portray. being transported with a new environment and suddenly surrounded by strange equines would not be acceptable to a cow of any kind. they would be stressed and very interested in the change of local, they certainly wouldnt be unaware they where anywhere different.

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Since I can't actually remember ever having been within thirty feet of a cow, you almost certainly know more than I would. :twilightsheepish: That being said, it's slightly more amusing to have this instead of, say, somepony getting trampled by a panicked cow and the ponies having to do an emergency abort to find a doctor.

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considering what the ponies are shown to be capable of resisting in the show, I'm not exactly worried for their health.

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