When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
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Yes... dis gon b gud.
Has he got cancer?
Someone down voted this Wat?
the ponies in this story seem to be very good at screwing up easy tasks
Holy fuck, this was worse than all the other snap episodes With good reason, of course. Even a non-violent dude like Jason would be pissed as hell from being a victim of medical negligence leading to attempted manslaughter.
HA! I knew it, Rainbow's afraid of him! No, scratch that, she's pissing terrified. It's only logical, since he was the only creature she's ever gone up against that actually hurt her, let alone that badly. Any of her mental portraits that don't depict him as fucking Chris Walker would be implausible.
GLORIOUS, you say? I hope it's gloriously non-violent. Jason's way of humiliating the shit out of any pony he chews out with words and words alone is amazing. Raising his hand to the target would spoil the effect.
Are you on a writing spree? :D
Good work ^^
5263807 What gave you that impression?
5263807 If you have been previously diagnosed with cancer, there's a good chance it can come back. Jason's history, plus his poor environment and whatever the Hell magic does to him, made an eventual recurrence almost certain.
5263838
This comment did. Foreign tissues in kidneys generally means cancer.
Finish her off
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Humans are survivors like that, also I'm eagerly awaiting the next chapter
5263811 It's canon. Remember that time Twilight did anything ever? derpicdn.net/media/W1siZiIsIjIwMTIvMTEvMTgvMDhfMDBfMTlfMjM2XzE1NjA3OF9fVU5PUFRfXyJdLFsicCIsInRodW1iIiwiMjUweDI1MCJdXQ/156078__safe_vector_orange_frog_orangified_orange-frog_artist-infinitoa.png.png
5263842 Sucks to be him.
Question; do ponies in this universe know about cancer, or will the foreign bodies be brought up in the future.
5263878 Know about? Yes. Know how to treat? Nothing beyond crude magic chemo or organ transplants. And seeing as magic doesn't affect Jason as well as most ponies would like and humans are in short supply...
Kill kill kill
5263885 Well shit, limited time for Jason unless there Benign tumors.
I recommend seeing the video of Stone Steve Austin beating Mr. McMahon for the next chapter, it will be hilarious if you could write something like that for the next chapter
5263899 There is one way he can survive, but he's not gonna like it.
5263844 Shit, I forgot to comment on that. Yeah, this is not gonna be nice for anyone.
But hey, now Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Xenophobia and Baroness of Bigotry, can watch him die of a disease pony magic and medicine can't cure! It's gonna make her so happy to know she managed to unleash the time bomb on him!
5263925 oh no no no no no no no, you ARE not going there, PLEASE tell me your not going there.
5263949 Ohohoho, I'm going there.
5263926 just what i was thinking, it might be good for her. Watching someone die a slow and painful death generally has a profound effect on people.
Time to look for:
Losing weight without trying
Loss of appetite
Upper abdominal pain
Nausea and vomiting
General weakness and fatigue
Abdominal swelling
Yellow discoloration of your skin and the whites of your eyes (jaundice)
White, chalky stools
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Just logged in today after a week and surprise motherbucker! I get not 1 but 5 updates from this story!
5263957 I don't know what to say.
Jeez man did ya feel bad for not updating this for a while so you decided you were going to splurge chapters all over the place. Not that I'm complaining or anything
5263969 Shhh...don't say anything. Just accept it. It'll be so much more pleasant if you just relax... 31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pejsp1Gd1qiojkr.gif
It'll be nice to see the ponies descend deeper into self loathing after they find out Jason's days are numbered and it's all their fault. I can only imagine that the guilt will only grow increasingly worse once they discover that they won't receive any punishment for all their wrong doings as well.
5263887
I'm with you on this one.
Cupcakes?
5263990 I wont pull a dick move and dislike and unfav like some people would. I trust you enough to not make it a horrible catastrophe.
Well, even if the law doesn't apply to the Element bearers, Jason can still sue the stupid doctors for medical negligence for not even bothering to check whether he is actually in a coma. Also, for explicitly ordering the death of a patient.
(Note: "Coma" implies a lack of brain activity. Simply "not moving" doesn't count. )
5264017 ...Truth be told, I haven't had a clue what the Hell you were talking about since the beginning. What do you think's gonna happen?
5264023 Jason is convinced it was all on purpose.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everyone isn't out to get you.
5264027 unless you were stringing me along (or I just flat out misinterpreted) I was going along the lines of changing bodies, like say into a pony? That's how heaps of stories fix/ deal with this sort of situation.
I'm thinking of nothing but The Shining right now after reading that last line.
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5264041 ...That was never even considered as a possibility. What a ridiculous cop-out... 3.bp.blogspot.com/-iczaVk-TobI/Tn1V2A6VoUI/AAAAAAAAB-8/fZJFjY5KLjM/s400/59363+-+4th_wall_what_4th_wall+Scrunchy_Face+applejack+exploitable+liarjack+lying+screencap+scrunchy+season_two.png
5264053 Not sure if that picture is meant to be holding back laughing or a struggling to hold back the truth face.
5264058 Yes.
5264060 Covering all of your bases much?
5264062 Yes.
5264068 *growl*
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5264080 I'ma gonna stop now lest the comment section turn into a back and forth between yourself and I.
5264089 It was fun.
5264010 Not Jason's style. He'll talk to them...and then they're gonna kill themselves.
not really
Not even an hour after my last comment...
Yaaaassssss
I feel like this song is going to be fitting for the next chapter.
5264132 MEMORIES.
MEMORIES.
MEMORIES.
LIL PIGGY NO NO LIL PIGGY NO NO LIL PIGGY NO NO
Things just keep getting worse for Jason, it seems. Three years of brutal mistreatment, being treated like an animal, and now almost killed by incompetent doctors.
5264155 Don't forget the cancer!