I'm a human, the only one that is, living on a world full of ponies and I'm trying to make the best of it. But something happened that I thought impossible. I got pregnant.
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... How do you live in Ponyville for six years and never meet Twilight Sparkle?
Seriously, how the hell do you manage that?
Theory: Ponies are actually able to breed with anything; when they mate, their reproductive cells (sperm and eggs) absorb and integrate the DNA of their partner regardless of species, similar to what Xenomorphs do except the baby comes out the right hole instead of making its own.
Not sure how much hybridization takes place; will have to test more thoroughly.
neat
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Not to mention her best friend is AJ.
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And have met Applejack enough to call her your "best friend." Like seriously, never mentioned once to Twilight? Or does this take place in the past before Twilight moved to Ponyville? And she only just moved? I dunno.
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By having Twilight be a VERY recent arrival. After all....
"Lately, her thoughts were on a pegasus mare who had moved into town a few weeks ago. A certain Rainbow Dash, the new weather manager of the town."
On last chapter. We know from show canon that Twilight arrived AFTER Rainbow Dash, how long after though.... not sure.
Or at least.... that would be the case.... However.... since last chapter Doctor Stables said that Twilight had defeated DISCORD, that would have left about 2 years for them to meet.... and even if they hadn't met directly, Mel would have at least heard about the Elements of Harmony from AJ.... so yeah.... some bad inconsistencies are there....
4284731 at least how does twilight never see or hear of her?
So far, I definitely don't want to drop the story. It's very interesting and I just want to know more. Also, I'm quite happy to see such an interesting FiE because there's not enough of those.
This story continues to hold my attention. I can't wait for more.
Are we sure humans don't have some degree of magic normally? I mean, since magic is believed fictional here, we obviously wouldn't really be looking for it, or even be able to recognize it if we did. Maybe we're like Earth ponies and our magic is mostly passive.
Also, if Twilight was thrilled to meet her just for being an alien, let's hope she never catches on that Melody could probably revolutionize various fields of Equestrian science (like say Cellular Biology, since ponies apparently don't know what chromosomes are) just from her basic knowledge.
Huh. This seems interesting. I really am not, er, "fond" of human x pony in any way, but you have a good premise. I'll follow this for the actual plot.
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This reminds me of that pic of Shaq with his tiny girlfriend. "Love hurts..."
Also, maybe I'm missing something here, but having been with women both six inches shorter than me and about the same the other way... never had a problem either tribbing or 69. Maybe I'm secretly the female Stretch Armstrong?
*Glare* Now I have it wait another week for the next chapter.
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It will be legen... wait for it....
Okay, I laughed at this chapter. I honestly did, when the thought that her uterus was magical, I just thought, "Oh gods, her uterus was made magical by stallion spunk," and I lost it. Then the multiple orgasm machine came (along with her) and I lost it again. Put too many scenes like that in and I might have to start asking why you haven't tagged this as comedy.
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In my understanding the combination of comedy/tragedy/adventure is called life. -> Slice of Life.
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*Sigh* People,
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There, I hope it cleared up a few things.
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Smart-arse
I think it's up to every authors interpretation how "big" the "little" ponies are.
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Uh, my comment was about IRL women, not ponies.
But yes, as 4289825 said, it's up to interpretation.
4289825 But if their dicks are so long it hits the ground, wouldn't that be an inconvenience?
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Do you comment this story or your imagination?
4292071 Oy ._.
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I never said they were this big. I think chapter 3 will give a better look at exactly how big they are. wait until then.
Nice ^^
0.o oh my.
<-- Lady, look no further than this sexy stud.
~The lizardman is flattered
Shooting in the dark here but Melody's reaction implies that her body can and does respond to magic, just in a... er... surprising manner. As it is tied in with her reproductive system, it isn't beyond the bounds of possibility that it gives her the ability to reproduce with any magical creature irrespective of genetic differences.
Just a guess at this stage.
I found a large part of this funny, glad to see this continued by the way, and the first lot of her orgasms made sense to me. I shouldn't be surprised. I've read several fics where sex is involved, but I only read for the story.
Though, since this was describing human woman orgasming and not because a pony was fucking her or anything like that, I didn't feel uncomfortable reading that.
Yeah, even though it makes me uncomfortable, I do read the clop parts of clop fics with plot, for I never know when they will be referenced, if at all, later on and I'd rather know what the reference is than spend half the chapter wondering just what it was.
I like that aj's melody's good friend. I can't sit to hear her telling her how she should've been more careful during heat season as well as congratulating her, though knowing this is weird, since melody shouldn't have been able to get pregnant in the first place, hence why I'm guessing she allowed herself not to worry about that possibility.
I'm guessing, having been in equestria for so long, her body had absorbed enough of the inert magical energy in the air for this to occur.
... great, now I've probably just spoiled it for myself. Damn it, brain! Why can't you not, just once, not think so far that you spoil it for me
So far, I'm enjoying this more than I usually would enjoy this type of story, as it's pretty well-written. But there's a huge inconsistency here. In the prologue, Melody hadn't heard of Twilight, or Nightmare Moon, or Discord, despite living in Ponyville for years. Pretty unlikely, but not impossible. But then, in chapter one, Applejack turns out to be her "best friend". How is it her best friend never mentioned these extremely important adventures she was involved in?
Spike: I'm not a reptile, I'm a dragon.
Me: *flips a table* DRAGONS ARE REPTILES, SPIKE!!!
5565075 That's debatable, depending on the fantasy universe
So far this is only barely holding my attention. Your story description says that this is not a clop fic but I beg to differ. I will read one more chapter and if this does not hold my attention, I will stop reading. Not so bad so as to deserve a downvote, but not good enough for a like either.
$10 says Twilight goes Scientist mode after seeing the human woman
Certainly needs some edits for inconsistency issues, also for a not clop fic this has a lot of clop.
This has the most clop in a non-clop story I have ever read...
I gave this story a try, but... Needless and unnecessary orgasms really killed any interest I had in continuing. It's mindless sex for the sake of sex.
Twilight_Sparkle.exe has encountered an error and has stopped responding.
Have you tried unplugging her and plugging her back in?