Mega Doki Doki Flashlight Mix

by Tall Tales

Kawaii n Sugoi Flashlight kyaaa~!

Author's Note:

Hewwo everyone! >:3 This is Tall Tales-san ^^ I know I haven't posted anything here even tho i promised people i would. Super gomen for that, but I'm making up for it right now! :D :D I've been really really busy and school sucks sooooo much *sweatdrops* >_> but that's why I'm glad I've got all you guys! please leave a review and a thumbs up, AND NO FLAMES! even if they are delicious and useful for making SMORES OF DELICIOUSNESS! *FWOOOM* Hee hee.

Twilight-chan was late for her next class because the bully Sunset Shimmer-chan ambushed her in the bathroom and was mean to her. :( :( She made Twilight-chan cry telling her about how much she was a failure and how Princess Celestia-sama would be so disappointed in her and Flash Sentry-kun would never love her.

Twilight-chan didn't want to believe those words, but they still were very painful. They made her eyes water up and she wanted to cry. T__T But she didn't because was going to be brave. Princess Celestia-sama and all her friends taught her to be, but she still had classes and now she was going to be late!!!

So she was walking down the hallway (not running because running isn't allowed in schools and Twilight-chan always followed the rules especially when they were given by Princess Celestia-sama) when she bumped into an orange pony.

She stumbled and fell, but the other pony didn't. An orange hoof was offered to Twilight-chan and she knew that it had to be Flash Sentry-kun, because Flash Sentry-kun was nice and kind like that and it had happened, like, 13 times before already.

Twilight-chan didn't take the hoof but pressed her own hoof against Flash Sentry-kun's chest. She could feel his heart go doki doki and it made her heart go doki doki too. Since forever, Twilight-chan had a big crush on Flash Sentry-senpai because he was so cool and handsome and hot and funny and really really bishie, but she was always afraid of being rejected so she tried to be mean and tsundere to him, but that really only worked for Sunset Shimmer-san, and now she couldn't hide her feelings anymore! She blushed and whispered to the big, hunky stallion, "Oh, Flash Sentry-san, aishiteru!"

But it turned out that it wasn't Flash Sentry-san after all but Rainbow Dash-chan with her delicious flat chest.

"I shit on you? What the hay have you been smoking, Twi?" Rainbow Dash-chan said, looking confused and adorable. She helped Twilight-chan up, who was blushing from embarrassment.

Rainbow Dash-chan was a foreigner who transferred from another country. She was a ganguro girl (which is this really weird fashion make-up thing that makes your skin look really sunburnt or orange or something, and this makes Rainbow Dash-chan look really orange which is why Twilight-chan thought she was Flash Sentry-kun because FlashSentry-kun was orange) and she didn't really care about classes or anything, but she was still one of Twilight-chan's best friends 5eva.

"Nothing Rainbow-chan," Twilight-chan said, trying to forget how she just confessed her super secret love to one of her super best friends. "I thought you were Flash Sentry-kun, because you're both orange."

"Riiiiiight. Whatever, Twi. Hey, aren't you late for your next class?"

"Oh no! You're right, Rainbow-chan." Twilight-chan hurried to her locker and opened it, grabbing all her class stuff before running off to class and probably breaking the rules she told herself not to break.

When she arrived, she was already late. The teacher told her to take her seat, right behind Flash Sentry-senpai who was already there (Twilight-chan had the same classes as him because she was super smart and was taking advanced classes with the senpais). She was so ashamed for being late!! What would Flash Sentry-senpai think? Now he would never ever love her.

Sunset Shimmer-san was also there and she gave Twilight-chan an evil look because she knew exactly why Twilight-chan was late since she was the reason for it.

Twilight-chan couldn't do anything because she was in class and the teacher was already in the middle of her lecture and Twilight-chan had to catch up and listen because she was a diligent student. That didn't stop her from looking at Flash Sentry's wonderful muscular back and imagining how kawaii their future foals would be. (i drew some pictures of what i think they would look like XP if you wanna see them, just message me!)

When class was over, Twilight-chan put her things away and hurried over to Flash Sentry-kun's side, but Sunset Shimmer-san was already there.

"Sunset Shimmer-san, get out of my way!" Twilight-chan said. Now that class was over, she could do what she wanted to, and that was getting together with Flash Sentry-senpai!

"No! I won't let you have my Flash Sentry-kun," Sunset Shimmer-san said and suddenly grew tentacles out of her hair.

The tentacles were long and yukky and they wrapped around Twilight-chan, covering her in goo. :O Twilight-chan struggled but she couldn't break free from their slimy grasp! Oh no!

Twilight-chan despaired, moaning in pain. She couldn't take much more of this! She twisted her head and she caught sight of Flash Sentry-kun, looking at her with wide eyes.

Suddenly, Twilight-chan felt something blossom inside her. She felt this before with her friends when they defeated villain after villain and now she knew what she had to do!

Twilight-chan used her magic and friendship so Sunset Shimmer-san would be defeated by the power of her true love! She started glowing a bright white light, the tentacles surrounding her disappearing like they were burned away!

She floated in the air and pointed at Sunset Shimmer-san. "Take this! My magic, my friendship, and all of my LOVE!"

A bright rainbow blast burst out of Twilight-chan's form, hitting Sunset Shimmer-san. She screamed, unable to handle it, and ran away, leaving Twilight-chan and Flash Sentry-kun together.

Twilight-chan panted from the exertion and turned to face Flash Sentry-senpai. He was still looking at her.

Now was the time! She had his full attention! there was nothing standing in her way of her confessing her love! She cleared her throat and pointed at her senpai. "Flash Sentry-senpai, aishiteru!"

Flash Sentry-kun kept standing there, blinking at her. And then he blinked some more. "W-what?"

"B-baka! Flash Sentry-senpai, I'm telling you that I love you!"

And then Twilight-chan kissed Flash Sentry-kun, and they kissed for a long time. They kept kissing until their breath ran out, and they had to separate for air, but then they started kissing again.

When they finally finished, Twilight-chan's heart was going doki doki, but that's okay because Flash Sentry-kun's heart was going doki doki too (though his was really really fast for some reason).

~TEH END~

hope you liked it! <3 <3 if you guys wanna see more, tell me! i'm not going to spoil anything, but i have some ideas involving our favorite ponies going to Hogwarts. and maybe if i'm asked enough then i'll even make some clop :O bye everyone ^__^

Comments

[Checkmate the Unicorn]

I'm just.......what the Buck! Don't know what I read or what happened all I know is I left with a smile and a chuckle.

[vlaarith]

okay that's bad....its so bad it goes under the worst level of bad and jump to hilarious!

Man! What are you DOING?
That's a gold mine! Go ! Run! Fly! Keep digging, and whatever you do....never stop.

[ThePianoMan]

I....love it!!!

If you (the author) are Japanese... That makes this story even more amazing!!!

I know I said it, but I'll say it again.
I LOVE IT!!!

It was really enjoyable. I do have to say the writing style is unique. That's good... I like unique... There's not enough unique in this world. You did a fantastic job in my opinion.

And, you support Flashlight, so you know what? You're cool in my book...

[nodamnbrakes]

I want to rub my vagina all over your face.

[Dementia Ravenmane]

quickmeme.com/img/47/47a092822a48245a2d6c4ce55511ad82d73543193ef3aa5e520849905026062f.jpg

[Max Caulfield]

THIS STORY IS TOO KAWAII! I CAN'T HANDLE IIIEEETT!!!

Edit: I just finished it... Not as kawaii as I thought it would be. Still pretty funny, though!

[Listie The Scribe Maid]

(Joke) Alt. Title: ANiME: Flashlight Edition

And normally I wouldn't be for that, but I just read it and... And buck it, I like this.

[HyperBlossom7]

I wanted to dislike it but my thumb had better ideas. I'll be honest with you, this isn't exactly a common style of writing but that's okay because I still understood it. Just be aware that others may not be as understanding as I am. So I gave you a like regardless. Have a good day.

Sayonara Remetheus-san ^_^

[Tall Tales]

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no, parasprite, stahp

4172873
Alt title is super accurate.

[Henki Pie]

ahhhh, what did I just read.
Well, it was unique so good job for that.

[Listie The Scribe Maid]

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By the way, are those pictures really real? Can I really message yah for 'em?

[GemstoneTheUnicorn]

I...I...I don't know... I don't know what to say... But you can have a thumbs up anyway.

[Tall Tales]

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Ehehe. Nah, they ain't real. But if you really want to look at some, a quick search on the Internet *cough*Derpibooru*cough* will net you a bunch. fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/177/c/d/flash_sentry__2__by_jamaythemunker-d6arwlb.gif

[Listie The Scribe Maid]

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And there yah go once again, destroying my hopes and dreams... And I'm over it.

[Forlong]

Ummmmmmm. Okay. That was...that. In fact, it was the thattest that that ever that.

[Darth Redbeard]

The Japanese thing was my main issue

[StarryLight]

I think after reading this, I have obtained cancer and diabetes. 2weaboo4me

[rippedsnorlax]

I demand a sequel TallTales-sama! <3 <3

[Brony117]

NO FLAMES!!! >:(

Too late for that after seeing the comments, there are flames here man.
why?
because some bronies aren't looking for band fanfics... because some bronies...want to watch the worst fanfics burn...

[Tall Tales]

4488197 Even if bronies aren't looking for band fanfics, I still have band fanfic ideas.

Though you'd think there'd be more demand considering EQG2: Rainbow Rocks, but I guess Vinyl and Octavia satisfies them well enough for now.

[Brony117]

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I actually meant to say bad but yeah, I guess that's fair enough.

[multifandomsftw]

ERMAHGAHD! The Kawaii levels are gonna kill the dull me!! Great story, author-chan!

[Your Friendly Neighbor]

This is absolutely abysmal. There is no words to describe how terrible, how offensive, and how idiotic this is. I'm not even Japanese and I find this trash offensive. What's worse than the story itself is the amount of people who actually liked this.

I'm in no way trying to be a dick here; I'm just stating fact. You should probably never write in this style ever again. If it's a joke, you put too much effort into it anyway.

[PresentPerfect]

This is my favorite story ever.

[Horse Voice]

I survived the weeaboo era--that is, the 2000s. This story reminds me why I don't miss that time. Thumbs up.

[ApplejackM]

No offense, but the story had really stupid ending. Sorry...But the whooooole story was great

[Wand3r3r3]

[Brony9216]

This was too annoying to get even ironic enjoyment out of it.