“Wait, wait, wait, please, I'll take the pain, just wake me up now!” I laughed for a solid 5 minutes reading that, still laughing as I type this out! that was epicly funny! and as for Anon. . . . RUN MOTHER BUCKER, RUN!
3880548 And that profile picture matches your comment almost perfectly
This story is both messed up beyond any and all resin and yet so freeken funny that my face hurts while I'm reading it! Oh gosh its just so bad... But I can't stop!
You look down at the trembling and sniffling orange pony in front of you. These fucking ponies… they're so cute they could probably burn down an orphanage and it'd be tough not to forgive them.
This isn't funny to me, Anon should really press charges against Applejack and get a restraining order of Fluttershy. I mean, rape is serious, why is Anon so calm and collected and NOT TELLING THE MANE SIX AND LUNA THAT HE IS NOT INTERESTED IN THEM.
I'm sorry, I must have a nice rant in the comments so I can get it off my chest. I don't mean to tear down the story, I just like to voice my thoughts if I were in a situation portrayed by a story I'm reading:
1. I would be a lot less tolerant than this version of Anonymous. I would also be more articulate, strategic, and/or vengeful. I have a concrete moral code and likely have a stronger will than this Anon. I.e.; advances towards me will be rejected according to the individual and degree of the approach. For the sake of space, let's just say I'm nowhere near as lenient with behavior and transgressions, pretty blunt and articulate, more physically capable, etc. Generally what this Anon is not.
2. I would've flipped my shit if I caught wind that one of the characters had not only raped me, but broke my bones in the process. I happen to have had a not so nice past and tend to hold emotions in for the sake of preventing escalation with authority. This makes me a pretty angry man inside. These two offences tacked onto every yet-unhealed wound from before would send me far over the edge. I'd seethe as I struggled to hold in my growing fury. That, or I wouldn't immediately comprehend the situation and become lost in thought as I tried to grasp the notion that I was indeed violated and damaged. being in a dreamscape tends to warp understanding. Then again, after the gas was inhaled, Anon became more aware of the situation, so comprehension might not be an issue. Nevertheless, here's how I think the encounter would go if I were there instead of Anon:
The mares banter in the background while you stare down at your hands, eyes unfocused, having tuned out their conversation completely.
Blood. Blood. You. Want. You. Blood. Your. I want. Your blood. Little shit ravaged my loins. Then broke my bones. My parts, tainted. My bones, broken. Broken. Break. Bones. Blood. Bloody Bones. Bones. Break yours. Cunt. BLEED... BREAK... BONES... PAIN...SSSSSSUFFERRRRR........
Your eyes are wide as you mull over the words bleed, break, bones, pain, and suffer, not necessarily in that order, while facing away from the bantering ponies. Your jaw is clamped shut, your neck is as taut as steel cord.
You will be paid in kind for this, bitch. You better hope I don't find you when I get out of that bed. You better skip town by the time I get up, because when I do, I'll take my full revenge on you and then some. After giving you what little trust I did, you break that trust! I'll tie you down, rip open your abdomen, tear out your ovaries, sew your vagina shut, and BREAK YOUR PELVIS WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER! You're not getting away unscathed. Anyone who gets in my way will be crushed with the weight of my HATRED...
As Pinkie hops over and begins pulling on Fluttershy's hooves to free her from the fake tree, you hear Applejack trotting up to you, ears folded back and tears welling in her eyes. You assume so, anyway.
“A-Anon? Can ya ever forgive me? Ah understand if ya won't, but ah'm mighty sorry this all happened. Ah just get so pent up sometimes, an' like Rainbow said most of the stallions around are a mite intimidated by me, so when ah saw ya just sleepin' there an' ripe for the pickin' ah just couldn't help myself…”
You put on your emotional mask as best you can and look down at the trembling and sniffling orange pony in front of you. These fucking ponies…
These Fucking SCUM... There is no amount of sorry's you can say for me to forgive this. Pain is your payment. Your bones are forfeit, and you will not conceive children. No one will save you. You're Mine. And when I'm done, your ass is grass. I might even roll you over to your orchard while you're still recovering and make you watch your precious apples burn to the ground. Ashes to ashes.
Luckily for you, I'm at your mercy. So, I'll keep my mouth shut about my plan and change the subject entirely. I won't acknowledge the topic of forgiving you for the time being. Some psychological warfare to act as foreplay. I'll Drop a little hint.
After a few seconds of staring at the supposedly remorseful tangerine colored FUCK, you abruptly speak with a hint of jovial enthusiasm.
"Oh, that reminds me! Applejack what kind of bed do you like?" a mask of genuine curiosity on your face.
"Wha-wait, what? Bed? Um, ah guess a nice firm bed is fine." Confusion starts to cover Applejack's tear stained face.
"Mhm-mhm. Okay. Should have seen that coming."
Pinkie Pie cuts into the conversation,"Ooh, Ooh, are you getting AJ an 'I forgive you for raping me' bed?"
Roll with it "Not quite, Pinkie Pie. You'll just have to wait and see."
You continue to play along as if Applejack's crimes didn't even cross your mind. Any time it was brought up you either stayed silent, tried to change the subject, or insist that it would be discussed later. You make sure no one even gets the idea that you are plotting your revenge. Due to your chaotic dreams, even Luna wasn't given the chance to figure it out.
After thinking things through while recovering and shortly after that calming down from your borderline rage, you now come to a fork in the proverbial road. You can take your revenge, finally act on your anger, unleash your frustration and strength on one who is deserving. Or show mercy, eat your righteous indignation once again, adding to the immense pile of rage fuel, spend unhealthy amounts of time fantasizing about massacres, bloodshed, and mass murder, and eventually forgive this massive transgression after a very long time away from the ponies (Applejack in particular).
A very difficult decision. Very difficult indeed. You sit in the dark for a while.
Your decision is made.
I feel better now. I'll be genuinely surprised if anyone gets this far and agrees with this essay of a comment. Thanks.
9667186 Ok now I REALLY want to read the full version of this alternate scene. Your writing is really good and yet you don't even have your own story?? I'm so confused rn.
no...... just no
(so reverent)
This is the best comedy fic I have read even some parts in 'Man of war' don't come close.
This is the shit! Keep going I know I will.
All I can think is: "Kill, Anon, Kill! Work that Fine +1 Longsword of Burning! It doesn't count in a dream!"
Y U NO TELL FLUTTERSHY TO F**K OFF?!?!?!?
COME ON! JUST BURN IT WITH FIRE! WITH THE FUCKING FINE +1 LONGSWORD OF BURNING!
“Wait, wait, wait, please, I'll take the pain, just wake me up now!” I laughed for a solid 5 minutes reading that, still laughing as I type this out! that was epicly funny! and as for Anon. . . . RUN MOTHER BUCKER, RUN!
3880548 And that profile picture matches your comment almost perfectly
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Anon, with all thy due respect, may we grant thou some advise? RUN MOTHAFU@KA!
Dammit AJ, y u so rough with poor Anon.
holy celestia, how can even AJ, literally break a guys genitals by bucking him? freaking awesome chapter
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3879934 did you make state of mind cuz if you did I LUV IT and make chapters faster or I will sick AJ on you
At first I thought I clicked the wrong story .-.
RUN ByayTCH, RUN!
RUN MOTHA BUCKA!
This story is both messed up beyond any and all resin and yet so freeken funny that my face hurts while I'm reading it! Oh gosh its just so bad... But I can't stop!
Ok hummmmm
I thought I was going to die when I read that omfg that was funny as hell.
oh god AJ has completed her mission XD
Awk, the poor bastard... Poor, poor bastard...
If he is in a dream just dream of an RPG and blast the little squeak into a volcano
I'm a fluttershy fan not a stalkershy fan
Almost death by snu-snu.
RUN! RUN MOTHERBUCKER! RUN LIKE THOU HATH NEVER RUN BEFORE! THOU LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!
RUN! RUN MOTHERBUCKER! RUN LIKE THOU HATH NEVER RUN BEFORE! THOU LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!
Mindrape.
4027544 That Patrick Pic goes perfect for that.
Id just kill her.hey its a dream, it dont count.
I am truly sorry this sat in my read later list for so long. It's freaking hilarious!
5341381 I an about 14 others completely agree. Humans have killed trees before, what's stopping him now?
Bu dum crash
Pain is weakness leaving the body wake my ass up!
I love Fluttershy's nicknames
Banana Hush
Butter Squeak
RUN!
This isn't funny to me, Anon should really press charges against Applejack and get a restraining order of Fluttershy. I mean, rape is serious, why is Anon so calm and collected and NOT TELLING THE MANE SIX AND LUNA THAT HE IS NOT INTERESTED IN THEM.
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But...he is interested in Luna. He's just not interested in the Mane 6.
I'm sorry, I must have a nice rant in the comments so I can get it off my chest. I don't mean to tear down the story, I just like to voice my thoughts if I were in a situation portrayed by a story I'm reading:
1. I would be a lot less tolerant than this version of Anonymous. I would also be more articulate, strategic, and/or vengeful. I have a concrete moral code and likely have a stronger will than this Anon. I.e.; advances towards me will be rejected according to the individual and degree of the approach.
For the sake of space, let's just say I'm nowhere near as lenient with behavior and transgressions, pretty blunt and articulate, more physically capable, etc. Generally what this Anon is not.
2. I would've flipped my shit if I caught wind that one of the characters had not only raped me, but broke my bones in the process. I happen to have had a not so nice past and tend to hold emotions in for the sake of preventing escalation with authority. This makes me a pretty angry man inside. These two offences tacked onto every yet-unhealed wound from before would send me far over the edge. I'd seethe as I struggled to hold in my growing fury. That, or I wouldn't immediately comprehend the situation and become lost in thought as I tried to grasp the notion that I was indeed violated and damaged. being in a dreamscape tends to warp understanding. Then again, after the gas was inhaled, Anon became more aware of the situation, so comprehension might not be an issue. Nevertheless, here's how I think the encounter would go if I were there instead of Anon:
Blood. Blood. You. Want. You. Blood. Your. I want. Your blood.
Little shit ravaged my loins. Then broke my bones.
My parts, tainted. My bones, broken.
Broken. Break. Bones. Blood. Bloody Bones. Bones. Break yours. Cunt.
BLEED... BREAK... BONES... PAIN...SSSSSSUFFERRRRR........
Your eyes are wide as you mull over the words bleed, break, bones, pain, and suffer, not necessarily in that order, while facing away from the bantering ponies. Your jaw is clamped shut, your neck is as taut as steel cord.
You will be paid in kind for this, bitch. You better hope I don't find you when I get out of that bed. You better skip town by the time I get up, because when I do, I'll take my full revenge on you and then some. After giving you what little trust I did, you break that trust!
I'll tie you down, rip open your abdomen, tear out your ovaries, sew your vagina shut, and BREAK YOUR PELVIS WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER! You're not getting away unscathed. Anyone who gets in my way will be crushed with the weight of my HATRED...
These Fucking SCUM... There is no amount of sorry's you can say for me to forgive this. Pain is your payment. Your bones are forfeit, and you will not conceive children. No one will save you. You're Mine. And when I'm done, your ass is grass. I might even roll you over to your orchard while you're still recovering and make you watch your precious apples burn to the ground. Ashes to ashes.
Luckily for you, I'm at your mercy. So, I'll keep my mouth shut about my plan and change the subject entirely. I won't acknowledge the topic of forgiving you for the time being. Some psychological warfare to act as foreplay. I'll Drop a little hint.
After a few seconds of staring at the supposedly remorseful tangerine colored FUCK, you abruptly speak with a hint of jovial enthusiasm.
"Oh, that reminds me! Applejack what kind of bed do you like?" a mask of genuine curiosity on your face.
"Wha-wait, what? Bed? Um, ah guess a nice firm bed is fine." Confusion starts to cover Applejack's tear stained face.
"Mhm-mhm. Okay. Should have seen that coming."
Pinkie Pie cuts into the conversation,"Ooh, Ooh, are you getting AJ an 'I forgive you for raping me' bed?"
Roll with it
"Not quite, Pinkie Pie. You'll just have to wait and see."
You continue to play along as if Applejack's crimes didn't even cross your mind. Any time it was brought up you either stayed silent, tried to change the subject, or insist that it would be discussed later. You make sure no one even gets the idea that you are plotting your revenge. Due to your chaotic dreams, even Luna wasn't given the chance to figure it out.
After thinking things through while recovering and shortly after that calming down from your borderline rage, you now come to a fork in the proverbial road. You can take your revenge, finally act on your anger, unleash your frustration and strength on one who is deserving. Or show mercy, eat your righteous indignation once again, adding to the immense pile of rage fuel, spend unhealthy amounts of time fantasizing about massacres, bloodshed, and mass murder, and eventually forgive this massive transgression after a very long time away from the ponies (Applejack in particular).
A very difficult decision. Very difficult indeed. You sit in the dark for a while.
Your decision is made.
I feel better now. I'll be genuinely surprised if anyone gets this far and agrees with this essay of a comment. Thanks.
Ok... They literally become a health hazard
Now i fear for Anons manhood
Luna seems to be the most 'save option'
9667186
Ok now I REALLY want to read the full version of this alternate scene. Your writing is really good and yet you don't even have your own story?? I'm so confused rn.
9667186
I could not agree with you more, but aim that fury towards the yellow one a bit more.
11214034
Yes but also applejack raping me is a no and would gladly tell them what applejack has done to me