“Oh. Are you sure? I can be a good penguin. I… I could even ‘explore your glacial cavern’, if you want. I don’t mind. It’s really not a problem at all…” She flaps her little penguin flippers while wiggling her eyebrows at you.
Umm, does Equestria not even have any laws? That's theft and burglary just for Fluttershy. We also have essentially the rape by Luna or attempted rape.
This is one of the very first story's to make me burst out laughing The deadpan humour and hilarious obsessions with anon make it a great read, I look forward to the next chapters!
3881243 Well, she didn't exactly RAPE him, more like seduced him. Plus, not to mention it was a dream, therefor, didn't really happen. And because it IS a dream, there is no real evidence of her actually doing it. And even if it was rape, even if it wasn't a dream and there was evidence of it all, do you really think that all the guards in the royal guard would really try, let alone succeed, to arrest Luna? In other words, Luna can F@ck him all she want's and no one will be able to stop it. derpicdn.net/img/2012/10/28/134763/full.png Life is awesome, don't you agree?
I cannot even describe what reading this story was like for me. This is just like the old AiE threads on /mlp/ and goddamn if it isn't still funny. I love you so much fella, keep on keeping on.
Lol be funny if you gave him a weird name like 'francis' or something. This is the kinda sex clop stuff i'm into. It's funny, it's good, and it builds plot.
What you think i mean story plot? *sigh* you have much to learn grasshoppa
I love this story so much. I keep re-reading it and it's destroying my life slowly and painfully. Please write a sequel so I have an excuse to finally read something that isn't this.
It took me way longer to figure out who Banana Hush was than it should have. Anywho this had me laughing pretty hard so I'm going to get back to reading.
The door opens, and there she is. Standing on your front porch, eyes shining with hope and anticipation as always, is your #1 fan, Banana Hush. And this time she’s dressed in a penguin costume.
“Um… I know you don’t like ponies, but… I was thinking… maybe you might like other animals instead. Anon, are penguins your fetish?”
... ... ... yep. I can already tell that it's going to be another wholly sleepless night. Good thing I don't have anything to do later today.
urgh! its 3AM for crying out loud, i want to sleep. but now ive found this story. who needs drugs or alcohol when you have fimfiction as your addiction. welp, time to make coffee
Finally, after all this time, I've completed the final editing pass this story needed! Changes include nearly 100 corrections for grammar, paragraph formatting, missing / repeated words, and fixes specifically for the .epub version.
Thank you to everyone who pointed out mistakes in PMs and whatnot.
The first chapter had me not even 10 lines in. Exactly my type of humor. Dis gon' be gooooood
“H-H-H-HUZZAH~!!”
I don't think I'll need to laugh again for another year! That was FUCKING hilarious!
Stalker shy
"Purple Autism and her merry bunch"
I think I died from laughter about six times there!
holy shit this is fucking hilarious!
Well, that...is somethin'
Good ol' Anon's a narrow-minded asshole is this one, not sure if I like that but it's change
LOVE the settin' though
My sides just rocketed past the Voyager probe.
This is so funny! I love it!
Very well written, great job there! I normally lean away here, but something makes me want to know more. . . find out what is gonna happen here
Purple Autism? Why can't I help but feel bad? Stupid haters on youtube are getting a hold on my mind.
Yeah.
I think I'm gonna like this story.
Umm, does Equestria not even have any laws? That's theft and burglary just for Fluttershy. We also have essentially the rape by Luna or attempted rape.
This is one of the very first story's to make me burst out laughing
The deadpan humour and hilarious obsessions with anon make it a great read, I look forward to the next chapters!
3881243 Well, she didn't exactly RAPE him, more like seduced him. Plus, not to mention it was a dream, therefor, didn't really happen. And because it IS a dream, there is no real evidence of her actually doing it. And even if it was rape, even if it wasn't a dream and there was evidence of it all, do you really think that all the guards in the royal guard would really try, let alone succeed, to arrest Luna? In other words, Luna can F@ck him all she want's and no one will be able to stop it.
derpicdn.net/img/2012/10/28/134763/full.png
Life is awesome, don't you agree?
I cannot even describe what reading this story was like for me. This is just like the old AiE threads on /mlp/ and goddamn if it isn't still funny. I love you so much fella, keep on keeping on.
brilliant, though not sure why
Lol be funny if you gave him a weird name like 'francis' or something.
This is the kinda sex clop stuff i'm into. It's funny, it's good, and it builds plot.
What you think i mean story plot? *sigh* you have much to learn grasshoppa
3881605 Mhmnnnnnmn
Alright, that was pretty funny. Have a fave and like.
3882880 it build's plot... builds plot... PLOT was that pun on purpose?
Avast, Luna's Moons! <3
That is the single greatest use of a baseball bat I've ever heard of.
Hm... I cant decide what to think of this story yet.... NEVER THE LESS, I will read on!
The only thing better than this chapter, is seeing that there's another 7 chapters to read.
HUZZAH
this is... illogical, but damn funny too
ASS MEN!!!!! unite!!!
Of course you got Luna's speech pattern wrong
I love this story so much. I keep re-reading it and it's destroying my life slowly and painfully. Please write a sequel so I have an excuse to finally read something that isn't this.
dam
That was hilarious, time to see what's in store for our little Ann Onymous human.
rape
It's been a while since I've laughed so hard I needed to use the bathroom.
da rapez is happening
Oh God why... WHY!? Apparently if this guy is an ass man and Celestia's is the best... Yeah...
Heh assman
My sides!
O god that is too much
It took me way longer to figure out who Banana Hush was than it should have. Anywho this had me laughing pretty hard so I'm going to get back to reading.
Oh god, I love this so much. hahaha. Dude, u are amazing, ill shall continue!!!
this is the second time ive read this book. its awesome keep it up!
3881243
Your right about shy
But luna is doing it in a "dream"
I could dream of killing random people and I wouldn't be charged with attempted murder
... ... ... yep. I can already tell that it's going to be another wholly sleepless night. Good thing I don't have anything to do later today.
urgh! its 3AM for crying out loud, i want to sleep. but now ive found this story. who needs drugs or alcohol when you have fimfiction as your addiction. welp, time to make coffee
WE APPROVE OF THOU STORY!
sorry bout that, everypony, luna got to my text-to-speech mic and ,well, you know.
I was hesitant of reading this story at first because it sounded like your average harem story.
Turns out this story is just plain madness and hilarity. I am going to unnerve my family by chuckling like a creeper.
Finally, after all this time, I've completed the final editing pass this story needed! Changes include nearly 100 corrections for grammar, paragraph formatting, missing / repeated words, and fixes specifically for the .epub version.
Thank you to everyone who pointed out mistakes in PMs and whatnot.
References to The Eagles? Instant like.