A young man, having been in Equestria for five years, had scraped out a living as a warrior in the aristocracy of dragons. He was to be wedded to the young princess, a beautiful and serene dragoness...when a pony comes in and kills the bride...Our young warrior and prince...goes berserk.

A story written in exactly 1001 words as per the 1000 word minimum.

edit: Check out this shit, yo, innit awful? So edge, much wow, fuckin' stupid.