Five Day Weather
ARTISTIC DREAMS, WEATHER TEAM FOREPONY
Friendsday: Morning rain, changing to scat-
tered showers with sun-breaks, repre-
sentative of the fickle nature of fate and
chance. Clear overnight.
Canterday: This day will host a showing of
my latest cloud sculpture, featuring an
epic rendition of Discord’s fall versus
the Elements of Harmony, best viewed
from above. Below, grey overcast all
day, reflecting the grim nature of finite
existence.
Sunday: Bight sunshine and achingly beauti-
ful blue skies, unless I feel inspired.
Moonday: Fog in the Morning, followed by
afternoon light drizzle, with an abrupt,
five-minute downpour around 2:37PM
Hoovesday: In an essay on pony's inequin-
ity to pony, before noon will be clear and
sunny, followed by a hailstorm for the
lunch hour, then clear and sunny until
5PM, followed by a downpour until sunset.