3788135 Probably not. I never really cared for stories featuring the opposite sex. Not because I generally find human women grotesque, no, that's only a small part. The main part is that I can't relate to them... Hmm.. Actually scratch that.. It is largely that I find them grotesque, but the other part has some merit as well.
So, it is highly unlikely I will ever feature a human woman in any story I write. Tis a sad truth my friend, but it is a cross we all must bear.
So are each chapter in a different universe of each other. Are they following a timeline that show him first fucking Applebloom, sooctaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Bab Seed or is each chapter a completely different world where he fuck one and only one or what?
I also remembered that Ruby Pinch (I think that's her name) moments after I hit the green button. I forgot about Twist though.
I would hope Pumpkin Cake would be aged up some, but that's up to you. Even when it's completely fictional sex with completely fictional/non human characters (call me a hypocrite, but I hate actual IRL pedophilia), there's a point for me at which the character is to young to be aroused by. That's just my opinion. If you want to write a story about lil' Pumpkin getting laid, go ahead.
*scrolls up to make sure it really was the author that he was replying to to avoid looking silly* *crosses fingers and hopes to not get downvoted for having an opinion*
P.S.: I really wouldn't mind seeing stories about the Mane 6.
3790729 Well of course you don't like IRL pedo.. That involves humans, no one likes humans. Ponies are sexy though so I find it appealing through all ages.
As for having an opinion. I honestly don't mind, it's a similar opinion in my book. That's why I said it was kinda fucked up to list Pumpkin Cake.. I mean, Scootaloo can say she wants sex.. Pumpkin can't really do that, so it is entirely one sided. I dont like the thought of one sided sex. Call me whatever you wish but I would like both parties to be enjoying the action and also still have a clear understanding what that action is. No matter how childish that understanding may be. Sure I can write a fic about Pumpkin, even as we speak I can picture how it would go, but even I have some standards.. No matter how diluted and fucked up they may be.
I don't have a problem with sex with humans...just human children, even if it's just fictional. It reminds me that molestation actually happens, which I strongly frown upon, like rape. I know a lot of people wouldn't see the difference between human pedo and pony pedo, but it's there. I think the reason I'm okay with stories involving fillies about the CMC's age is that it doesn't hurt anyone. Since it's fictional, and the human standards we are used to don't necessarily apply, you can say that they want it and it is easier to believe. A clopfic involving Pumpkin (or Pound Cake, if you're into that) would seem rape-y to me, and ruins that feeling. Like you said, it's better if both/all parties have an understanding of what is going on.
By the by, everyone has diluted and fucked up standards about something. Most just aren't willing to admit it.
Dude I actually like this protagonist! He just doesn't give a fuck. I feel like too many fics make the human a little bitch who doesn't have the balls to do anything.
3989374 Nahh, I wouldn't say that. While he doesn't give a fuck, this guy gave actually gave them a little moral lesson about love and sex, and he did think things though about the act. I'd say the normal TV "guys who dont give a fuck" would have just jumped at it, with little to no context.
Duude, daw FAUWK! The damn character is a DOUCHEBAG, on SOOO many levels. This is not one of your best designs for a character. I guess Im not one to talk about character designs.
Comment posted by asdfghjkl8063 deleted Mar 21st, 2014
I truly enjoyed this one. You wrote Diamond exactly the way I would have, and although I'm not too fond of the idea of Anon being a man whore, it played out well. Nicely written too, though there are some really cringeworthy errors: mixed tenses, omitted letters/words, etc. Seriously you could fix 80% of that stuff by simply re-reading it once. But it didn't really hinder the experience, and while the clop part was good, my favorite part is still Anon's eternal blasé/fuck this shit attitude. That simply never gets old.
I know the people demand Dinky, but I, personally, wanna see Twist get violated (or, more actually, violate Anon).
I only read a part of Chapter 5 to see how this fanfic might be, and i like it. The Clopscene is, well quite good and i like how you written Diamond. I think i will read the whole thing. thumb up allready
You look down to see that she had finished her meal. You take her plate for her and set it in the sink. “Go on and do something kid, your dad should be home soon.” You say as she gives a nod and walks off to do whatever.
(Nighttime)
“Where the fuck is this cock sucking mother fucker?!”
I busted up laughing at that line. I don't much care for Mr 2-dimensional rich-father one way or the other, but still-
“Will you keep it down! Some ponies are trying to sleep!”
“You weren't too concerned about your volume last night Ms. Mare!” You shout back.
This guy reminds me of one of my co-workers. I don't think she's a slut, but she sure does have a dirty mind (and disapproved of the amount of innocence I had a year ago.) She declared me her 'apprentice' and decided she was going to corrupt my mind. She has been succeeding pretty well so far.
“This isn't your first heat, right?”
She cringes some more as she gives a slow nod.
You have been with some mares in heat before. Hell you were the go to human when it came to that kinda “relief”. So you know how bad and how intolerable it can be for the mare. If diamond was really having her first heat, this was going to be rough for her.
A little friendly criticism, here. The way his sentence is worded in combination with her response implies that this is NOT her first Heat. Then, in the third Bold line, it's claiming that this IS her first Heat cycle. Now, I know what you mean, but it's still a tad confusing when you're reading through it the first time. Also, if you can find one willing to help you, whether you're writing these for poops and giggles or not and as a result are not really aiming for quality, I'd recommend getting a proofreader or two to help you out. Throughout both this chapter and the previous one there were several mistakes that, while not misspelled, were the incorrect choice of word, or a word was left out or added where it should not have been, or you had a paragraph or two that could have used a few commas rather than a series of short sentences.
I loved this chapter it was like the others funny,sweet,cute and sexy.This chapter had me cracking up.And this guy truly acted just like I would from start to finish this guy was basically me.I can't wait to see what happens next between them all next and what happens next to them all next.this fic just keeps getting better and better.
Honestly you couldn't wait to get home and get some much needed rest. You were already in the middle of town when you notice a lone mare standing a few feet in front of you. One eye looking at you and the other at the sky. Her face in a scowl.
“This can't be good.” You say to yourself. Derpy comes right up to you and takes your sleeve into her mouth. She starts to drag you away. “Where are we going?” You ask.
She spits your sleeve out before looking at you. “You and I are going to have sex! I’m tired of being seen as the cute and cuddly pony. I’m a mare! I have needs too!”
You can't help but smile. They’ll have to call me the muffin man after this.
They’ll have to call me the muffin man after this.
“I can't walk that entire way by myself. What if I get foalnapped?!”
You roll your eyes. “Believe me. Ponies would pay to not foalnap you.”
Okay that was cruel!
Her face contorts to a pout. “I still need an adult to tell her mom that the sleepover is ok.”
You let out a loud groan. “Jesus Christ, Mary and Joseph... Fine!”
You know Diamond Tiara's requests have been pretty reasonable so far. The so called "Protagonist" however has shown very little reason or tolerance. How does this guy even have a preformed opinion that Diamond is an insufferable irredeemable demon child? Did he (I) watch the show?
I think this is giving Diamond a little too hard a time for the very little intolerance or malice she has shown toward her sitter. Am I wrong?
In the park scene it would have been nice to know what Silver was doing while Diamond was arguing with the Crusaders. And in this instance the protagonist had a right to be indignant.. for once.
You wouldn't be surprised if your cock ends up black and blue tomorrow, but that’s something for future you to worry about.
classic!
A Double feature?! Yes, I know I'm too kind. Enjoy this while it lasts my fellow and faithful freaks. Together I promise you we will go to Equestria and we will violate all the foals!
MMMWA! Goodnight everypony!
After this they will call you the "Diamond Cutter" and the "Spooner"
I am a literally dying of laughter after reading that ending "They’ll have to call me the muffin man after this".😂 Also pretty sure me and everyone who enjoyed this story along with the other stories are going to pony hell, but I do not care cause these stories are awesome, and to the author, keep up the great work👍😈🔥😁
Gentlemen, I propose that we...
Also, fuck yeah that was awesome!
Are you ever going to do a one shot with a female human and a colt?
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Maybe
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Probably not. I never really cared for stories featuring the opposite sex. Not because I generally find human women grotesque, no, that's only a small part. The main part is that I can't relate to them... Hmm.. Actually scratch that.. It is largely that I find them grotesque, but the other part has some merit as well.
So, it is highly unlikely I will ever feature a human woman in any story I write. Tis a sad truth my friend, but it is a cross we all must bear.
I want a Derpy chapter...
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First off, This was the funniest, most provocative chapter yet!!!! Coo-does dude, can't wait for the next one.
Secondly.....can the next chapter be a DerpyXHuman? Possibly a continuation of this?
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yes a Derpy chapter she can be sexy to
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Good to see someone answered my request, ha ha.
I like this series. Are there even any fillies left though?
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Well there is still
Twist
Dinky
Filly versions of the mane 6, princess', etc.
Or the highly controversial and slightly fucked up.
Pumpkin Cake
please do a Derpy chapter
3788935 God damn it Derpy lol
So are each chapter in a different universe of each other. Are they following a timeline that show him first fucking Applebloom, sooctaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Bab Seed or is each chapter a completely different world where he fuck one and only one or what?
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I also remembered that Ruby Pinch (I think that's her name) moments after I hit the green button. I forgot about Twist though.
I would hope Pumpkin Cake would be aged up some, but that's up to you. Even when it's completely fictional sex with completely fictional/non human characters (call me a hypocrite, but I hate actual IRL pedophilia), there's a point for me at which the character is to young to be aroused by. That's just my opinion. If you want to write a story about lil' Pumpkin getting laid, go ahead.
*scrolls up to make sure it really was the author that he was replying to to avoid looking silly*
*crosses fingers and hopes to not get downvoted for having an opinion*
P.S.: I really wouldn't mind seeing stories about the Mane 6.
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It doesn't seem to be all a timeline of one person, unless that person has huge changes in their personality (and "partners") quite frequently.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FU K THAT PART WITH THE MAYOR WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY I FELL OFF MY BED WHILE LAUGHING!
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Well of course you don't like IRL pedo.. That involves humans, no one likes humans. Ponies are sexy though so I find it appealing through all ages.
As for having an opinion. I honestly don't mind, it's a similar opinion in my book. That's why I said it was kinda fucked up to list Pumpkin Cake.. I mean, Scootaloo can say she wants sex.. Pumpkin can't really do that, so it is entirely one sided. I dont like the thought of one sided sex. Call me whatever you wish but I would like both parties to be enjoying the action and also still have a clear understanding what that action is. No matter how childish that understanding may be. Sure I can write a fic about Pumpkin, even as we speak I can picture how it would go, but even I have some standards.. No matter how diluted and fucked up they may be.
This one is my new favorite!
Haha you should make a side story about this dudes sex-capades xD
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I don't have a problem with sex with humans...just human children, even if it's just fictional. It reminds me that molestation actually happens, which I strongly frown upon, like rape. I know a lot of people wouldn't see the difference between human pedo and pony pedo, but it's there. I think the reason I'm okay with stories involving fillies about the CMC's age is that it doesn't hurt anyone. Since it's fictional, and the human standards we are used to don't necessarily apply, you can say that they want it and it is easier to believe. A clopfic involving Pumpkin (or Pound Cake, if you're into that) would seem rape-y to me, and ruins that feeling. Like you said, it's better if both/all parties have an understanding of what is going on.
By the by, everyone has diluted and fucked up standards about something. Most just aren't willing to admit it.
Now you just HAVE to make a chapter with Derpy.
This chapter was awesome. Funny, cute and everything else.
The image of Silverspoon lying there sucking on him made me think of the animation
https://e621.net/post/show/267156
Fucking hot damn! That was some incredible shit right there!
Someone had to make them mares, and they were halfway there already.
Dude I actually like this protagonist! He just doesn't give a fuck. I feel like too many fics make the human a little bitch who doesn't have the balls to do anything.
i died laughing at this part
and i have to agree with roha, this needs a derpy chapter
Nooooo, cause then her daughter dinky doo will want in also. i feel its an africanAmerican guy featured in this one.
Sorry if i affend anybody, this just sounds like how typical tv shows portray guys who dont give a f**k.
3989374 Nahh, I wouldn't say that. While he doesn't give a fuck, this guy gave actually gave them a little moral lesson about love and sex, and he did think things though about the act. I'd say the normal TV "guys who dont give a fuck" would have just jumped at it, with little to no context.
Duude, daw FAUWK! The damn character is a DOUCHEBAG, on SOOO many levels. This is not one of your best designs for a character. I guess Im not one to talk about character designs.
Das is good!
I truly enjoyed this one. You wrote Diamond exactly the way I would have, and although I'm not too fond of the idea of Anon being a man whore, it played out well. Nicely written too, though there are some really cringeworthy errors: mixed tenses, omitted letters/words, etc. Seriously you could fix 80% of that stuff by simply re-reading it once.
But it didn't really hinder the experience, and while the clop part was good, my favorite part is still Anon's eternal blasé/fuck this shit attitude. That simply never gets old.
I know the people demand Dinky, but I, personally, wanna see Twist get violated (or, more actually, violate Anon).
I only read a part of Chapter 5 to see how this fanfic might be, and i like it.
The Clopscene is, well quite good and i like how you written Diamond.
I think i will read the whole thing. thumb up allready
I busted up laughing at that line. I don't much care for Mr 2-dimensional rich-father one way or the other, but still-
This guy reminds me of one of my co-workers. I don't think she's a slut, but she sure does have a dirty mind (and disapproved of the amount of innocence I had a year ago.) She declared me her 'apprentice' and decided she was going to corrupt my mind. She has been succeeding pretty well so far.
A little friendly criticism, here. The way his sentence is worded in combination with her response implies that this is NOT her first Heat. Then, in the third Bold line, it's claiming that this IS her first Heat cycle. Now, I know what you mean, but it's still a tad confusing when you're reading through it the first time.
Also, if you can find one willing to help you, whether you're writing these for poops and giggles or not and as a result are not really aiming for quality, I'd recommend getting a proofreader or two to help you out. Throughout both this chapter and the previous one there were several mistakes that, while not misspelled, were the incorrect choice of word, or a word was left out or added where it should not have been, or you had a paragraph or two that could have used a few commas rather than a series of short sentences.
Looking forward for the derpy chapter.
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I loved this chapter it was like the others funny,sweet,cute and sexy.This chapter had me cracking up.And this guy truly acted just like I would from start to finish this guy was basically me.I can't wait to see what happens next between them all next and what happens next to them all next.this fic just keeps getting better and better.
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5434517 I literally just read that, and I'm stifling laughs. It's 1:20 AM in the morning. God help me.
Hey the lunar toaster does your toaster toast toast?
Because as we all know all toasters toast toast - mario
HEY HEY you can't put words in my head like that!
I personally never felt that way about Diamond Tiara. Yeah sure I hated her at first but I never fantasized about her gruesome demise.
Oh and BTW, feeding a child, not entirely unreasonable an expectation. you're making ME out to be a dick. LOL
OH well.. that's not entirely unreasonable of me to expect either.. carry on.
Okay that was cruel!
You know Diamond Tiara's requests have been pretty reasonable so far. The so called "Protagonist" however has shown very little reason or tolerance. How does this guy even have a preformed opinion that Diamond is an insufferable irredeemable demon child? Did he (I) watch the show?
I think this is giving Diamond a little too hard a time for the very little intolerance or malice she has shown toward her sitter. Am I wrong?
OH man as the protagonist I myself want to marry this mare and raise Silver Spoon as my own foal!
I have a pretty good idea who this *cough*OCTAVIA*cough* is but a cutie mark description would be helpful.
In the park scene it would have been nice to know what Silver was doing while Diamond was arguing with the Crusaders. And in this instance the protagonist had a right to be indignant.. for once.
classic!
MMMWA! Goodnight everypony!
After this they will call you the "Diamond Cutter" and the "Spooner"
well done indeed.
This is the best chapter of this story easy
I lost it at the end.
OH MY GOSH THAT MUFFIN MAN BIT!!!
-Ru
Do you know the muffin man?
OMFG Really!?
The fucking Muffin Man! I'm dying!
and now must write my own story about humans and mares because this has been a wild ride and I don't want off.
I am a literally dying of laughter after reading that ending "They’ll have to call me the muffin man after this".😂 Also pretty sure me and everyone who enjoyed this story along with the other stories are going to pony hell, but I do not care cause these stories are awesome, and to the author, keep up the great work👍😈🔥😁
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